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you know you can unsubscribe to the pete emails.

unless you secretly like them.

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    it's now a double secret protest. i already sent in paperwork to the commissioner, so you probably haven't seen it.

  • Here's mine.  

1 minute ago, UTPhil2006 said:

He’s also gonna be big mad when he finds out Yelich was in it. And it was a 2 for 2. 

I don't think he'll be mad about the 2 for 2, just his mind will be blown. 

2 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

you know you can unsubscribe to the pete emails.

unless you secretly like them.

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I mean who doesn’t want Presidential Dick picks. 

Serious Phil what the fuck are you doing?


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39 minutes ago, huge said:

Serious Phil what the fuck are you doing?


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Sorry I can’t hear you from your below .500 record. 

Not that I have to explain myself to people who aren’t even sniffing the playoffs but I value Altuve highly and there aren’t a wealth of good 2b options whereas OF you can replace easily. 

 

I guess only time will tell how much the “rookie got taken advantage of” 🙄🙄

20 minutes ago, UTPhil2006 said:

 people who aren’t even sniffing the playoffs

 

 

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phil offered the trade you fucking pantywaists.
 

That begs the question

2b is weak?

Ok

Good luck
1 minute ago, huge said:


That begs the question

2b is weak?

Ok

Good luck

Not what I said. 

You traded 17 steal babe Ruth for a broken midget (that I admittedly love)

To what end?

OF are easy to replace. 2B have value. I basically removed a waiver person at 2B and replaced him with the best in the game. I can now move my Util guy to OF and use that position better. 

What this trade presupposes is that you think Altuve plays 2017 for the rest of the year.

That's your choice.  But the odds are not that good.

 

 

2 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

He’s also gonna be big mad when he finds out Yelich was in it. And it was a 2 for 2. 

not mad, more like bemused. i've sent you 20 better offers for yelich this season, but if you guys all wanna see hg win again i can't stop you. 

13 minutes ago, huge said:

What this trade presupposes is that you think Altuve plays 2017 for the rest of the year.

That's your choice.  But the odds are not that good.

 

 

Guess we will see

 

 

10 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

not mad, more like bemused. i've sent you 20 better offers for yelich this season, but if you guys all wanna see hg win again i can't stop you. 

Again, sniff the playoffs. And I will never entertain a 4 for 1. You sent me waivers for Yelich. 

12 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

not mad, more like bemused. i've sent you 20 better offers for yelich this season, but if you guys all wanna see hg win again i can't stop you. 

To be clear this is highly inaccurate 

Y’all big mad. It was JV in the first trade but couldn’t pull the trigger. 

2 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

Again, sniff the playoffs. And I will never entertain a 4 for 1. You sent me waivers for Yelich. 

again, i sent you literally a dozen+ offers that were better than this one, and i don't think any of them were 4-for-1. 4 for 2 and 3 for 1 sure, and offering you much better production and value than what you got.

also lol at you telling me (2x champ, reigning champ) to sniff the playoffs. better hope you don't see me in these playoffs. your team is looking weaker by the moment. 

2 hours ago, UTPhil2006 said:

To be clear this is highly inaccurate 

no it isn't. i tried to look up all the offers i've sent you, which used to be a feature, but i couldn't find any of my old offers so i guess they scrapped that this year. but i know for a fact that i offered you several packages which included charlie blackmon and/or ketel marte, which alone is a better return than what you're getting, never mind that i'm 100% sure on top of either of those guys i included the likes of josh hader, jake odorizzi, pat corbin, and so on. i'd have to imagine that almost every offer you got for yelich (from anyone) was better than this deal.

i remembered that i could go log into my old email that i used to register for ESPN, and after a quick glance at just a few emails from April i've already found two it three better offers for Yelich, plus one or two other offers that I'm glad were rejected.

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Blackmon and Hader >>>>> Altuve (i dropped Kingery like three days ago so i'm not even including him in your return). also i was only asking for yelich, not yelich and carpenter, so this offer >>>>> your current deal.

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Blackmon + Hader + Eflin >>>>> Altuve

also, thank god NL did not accept this offer. his team would be stuuuuupod stacked:

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so yeah, like i said before- my loose/aggressive play style can be hit or miss, but don't go trashing my offers when in reality i'm hooking people up left and right out here with great offers. hell, i traded away Blackmon + Kepler + two closers for two guys who've been injured since i got them. plus i got hammered one night last week and traded away half of my team for Marcel Ozuna. don't be trashing my offers just because you settled for a clearly inferior one and have buyer's remorse.


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Edited by Goo Punch

Let me be clear since texts say other. Your offers were straight trash. 

To be fair, Derka had good offers.

You just wanted Altuve

44 minutes ago, huge said:

To be fair, Derka had good offers.

You just wanted Altuve

yeah it basically looks like Phil did with Altuve what i tried to with Baez, which is way overpay for my favorite player. 

Will someone trade me odor? Willing to part with judge and tatis. 

as if waking up to this:

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weren't bad enough, marcell ozuna just got injured to top it off. brilliant.

someone send me some offers. i'm vulnerable.


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how rapey should we get?
on a scale of one to r. kelly?

I just sent a Ned Flanders type offer over. He still rejected it.
54 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

how rapey should we get?

on a scale of one to r. kelly?

Ben Roethelisberger during rush week.

hell, if you throw in Marquez I might just let you pick any three you want. 

Edited by Goo Punch

Fawesome's offer was actually fair and decent, so Ned Flanders isn't a bad analogy, and certainly not being used in the pejorative. i literally just had too many injured people to make the numbers work.

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18 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

as if waking up to this:

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weren't bad enough, marcell ozuna just got injured to top it off. brilliant.

someone send me some offers. i'm vulnerable.


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....annnnnnd Xander is hurt. WTF.

Well that was a brutal week. Good thing I played the first place team in the division the week of vacation. 

my dumb team went 4/35 on Sunday, that's nice

9-3 to 4-8

yes.  so it makes perfect sense that i would be matched with the best team in the league.

hey phil, did you see mayor pete's q2 fundraising numbers?

3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

yes.  so it makes perfect sense that i would be matched with the best team in the league.

hey phil, did you see mayor pete's q2 fundraising numbers?

With my help. 

3 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

yes.  so it makes perfect sense that i would be matched with the best team in the league.

And of course your boy Lourdes has started the week 2 for 3 with 3 runs scored, before the first game has even ended.

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