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No, last week of the regular season. Week 20 is the wild card round. Posting the updated standings soon.

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  • uh, i'm cool with 14 as well, but thus far our vetting process is...nonexistent. if we're going to add two more people let's make sure that they're down to manage their teams and stay involved for the

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    it's now a double secret protest. i already sent in paperwork to the commissioner, so you probably haven't seen it.

  • Here's mine.  

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FINAL WEEK OF THE SEASON.

 

Playoff standings if the season ended today:

Division Winners and Wildcard Byes

1. Killer B's (dominated the hypothetical championship in Week 18)

2. Jack Parkman (limping into the bye week)

Byes seem pretty locked in unless I go on a run this week.

 

Wildcard One Week Playoff:

3. Two Ankle Bracelets vs 6. Frozen Ropes

4. Fart Knockers vs. 5. Inverted Swingers

 

Still 4 teams technically alive. 3 teams within 2.5 games! Gonna be a fun week. 

Fun Notes:

-The 3 seed will be decided this week with the matchup between Two Ankle bracelets and Fart Knockers

-Both 6th place teams face off so they can't play spoiler

-ALL THE FIREWORKS

 

After seeing his team hit TWENTY FOUR bombs last week, I’d like to see Frozen Ropes out of the 6 spot. Good lord. 

yes he did.  albies and ron acuna had a good week.

so this is the last regular season week, then:

wild card: 19th-25th

semi: 26th-8th

final: 9th-22nd

so i guess we're not using the last week of the regular mlb season - which i think is smart - but i feel like is new this year.  haven't we had 20 weeks in the past or am i making that up?

This is hilarious - in our matchup this week, between the two of us, @UTPhil2006 and I have every Astro in their lineup except the catcher 😂

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2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

so this is the last regular season week, then:

wild card: 19th-25th

semi: 26th-8th

final: 9th-22nd

so i guess we're not using the last week of the regular mlb season - which i think is smart - but i feel like is new this year.  haven't we had 20 weeks in the past or am i making that up?

We've always used 20 weeks. At least when we switched to the wild card rounds. 

40 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

This is hilarious - in our matchup this week, between the two of us, @UTPhil2006 and I have every Astro in their lineup except the catcher 😂

Ha nice!

49 minutes ago, Fawesome said:

We've always used 20 weeks. At least when we switched to the wild card rounds. 

but this season we're using 19.  that was kinda my point.

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but this season we're using 19.  that was kinda my point.


Sorry, I meant we’ve used week 20 since we switched to the WC format. I’ll look at the seasons prior.

i was too lazy to look it up, but i prefer it this way.  i hate the last week of the season.  i know i played in another league that used it, and it always bummed me out.  i could be confusing the two.

After taking what I thought was the killshot from HG two weeks ago the Discharge went 10-2 last week.  So you're saying theres a chance???

Also how the hell was my slow ass able to pick up Gio Urshela?  He has been pretty good I guess.

2 hours ago, huge said:

Also how the hell was my slow ass able to pick up Gio Urshela?  He has been pretty good I guess.

every time the yankees score it's on a homer by some guy who i've barely heard of.

urshula and tauchman both hung around the wire for a while.  

Just now, henrygandorf said:

every time the yankees score it's on a homer by some guy who i've barely heard of.

urshula and tauchman both hung around the wire for a while.  

Or 14 of them by GT against one team?

I’ll ask again - what are the payouts? Is there a portion for the winner of the regular season? I just don’t remember - although I remember being pissed at losing the top record during the last week of the season last year, so I’m guessing there is a small payout for the reg season. 

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Payout Info:

$150 - Regular Season Champ (best overall record) - PH 

$550 - League Champion - TBD

$300 - 2nd place - TBD

$200 - 3rd place - TBD

Devers trying to drag us into the playoffs.

Parkman you throwing this one? 


I think so. My team is collapsing and I screwed myself up a bit last week since I thought it was the final week of the season (cost myself a game or two last week).
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9.89 era.  is that bad?


It’s not great Bob

and I am going to take advantage of it

Derka you are doing Gods work this week. Nomaa is hitting a ton and you are hitting a ton plus 2

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Last day of the regular season boys. Too close to call right now.

When you add the MLB leader in steals to try and salvage a desperately needed category and his team basically cuts him the next day for sucking at everything else.

Fuckin buzzsaw is derka blew me the fuck out yesterday and today. Sorry huge. 

And nice job derka. That was impressive. 

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i am doing the live updates on excel. ill be posting soon. 

7 minutes ago, Fawesome said:

i am doing the live updates on excel. ill be posting soon. 

Can you please post the first and final power rankings while you’re at it? 

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LIVE UPDATE 7:20PM

IF THE SEASON ENDED RIGHT THIS SECOND

 

Division Winners and Wildcard Byes

1. Killer B's 

2. Jack Parkman

 

Wildcard One Week Playoff:

3. Two Ankle Bracelets vs 6. THISTEAMMOTHERFUCKINGSUCKS

4. Fart Knockers vs. 5. Inverted Swingers

 

BigO has knocked out NOMAAA for the time being. One more game to go. 

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1 minute ago, Planet Houston said:

Can you please post the first and final power rankings while you’re at it? 

Hahah will do. 

 

Don't jinx it. Huge is 2 Schwarber steals and a Vasquez save away from knocking me out. 

How is derka not in the running with the drubbing he put on me this week?

32 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

How is derka not in the running with the drubbing he put on me this week?

because THISTEAMSUCKS didn't suck too much this week

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Every category in every game matters. Assuming my calculations are correct, Derka missed out on the 6 seed by 1 game. Great effort.

UNOFFICIAL RESULTS USING EXCEL AND HIGH SCHOOL MATH:

Division Winners and Wildcard Byes

1. Killer B's 

2. Jack Parkman

 

Wildcard One Week Playoff:

3. Two Ankle Bracelets vs 6. THISTEAMMOTHERFUCKINGSUCKS

4. Fart Knockers vs. 5. Inverted Swingers

 

Results will be confirmed in the morning. Good luck fellas. One week wild card round!

 

 

you guys dodged a bullet there. as i've been saying all year mundo offense is something serious, as it showed this week. missing the playoffs by one game hurts. i wanted to defend my title. now i have to hand it off to one of you jabronis. oh well. i'll be back next year for what's mine. good luck to those who made it, i hope all of your matches end 6-6 and mired in controversy.  

also congrats to BO for coming up clutch as fuck on a week where i go 11-1-0. that should have been enough to get me in, but it wasn't. 

just checked- i owned the tiebreaker over BO by half a game. that's as close as it gets. crazy season.

Yeah that was crazy.  On Thursday I was in, now I'm baggggggout

of course the first day of my wildcard matchup i have 3 position players playing (2 being recent waiver wire additions who are complete spares) and hg has 8.  i wont lead this thing at any point this week.

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OFFICIAL RESULTS

Division Winners and Wildcard Byes

1. Killer B's 

2. Jack Parkman

 

Wildcard One Week Playoff:

3. Two Ankle Bracelets vs 6. THISTEAMMOTHERFUCKINGSUCKS

4. Fart Knockers vs. 5. Inverted Swingers

 

Big props to Derka. Glad I didn't trade my two aces with Sale going down. Whew. 


My whole team is heading to the 7 day IL since we have been limping along for a few weeks now.

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REMINDER: a tie in the playoffs goes to the higher seed

 

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Also, we DO reseed after the wild card. #1 seed plays the lowest seed remaining. 

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