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Don’t you dare put that reverse jinx on me on Wednesday. Wait til Friday, when my team stops hitting on the weekends.

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  • uh, i'm cool with 14 as well, but thus far our vetting process is...nonexistent. if we're going to add two more people let's make sure that they're down to manage their teams and stay involved for the

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    it's now a double secret protest. i already sent in paperwork to the commissioner, so you probably haven't seen it.

  • Here's mine.  

9 hours ago, Fawesome said:

Also, we DO reseed after the wild card. #1 seed plays the lowest seed remaining. 

shouldn't be an issue.

1 hour ago, Fawesome said:

Don’t you dare put that reverse jinx on me on Wednesday. Wait til Friday, when my team stops hitting on the weekends.

The way things are going, you can afford to have your whole offense go 0 for the weekend. 

14 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

The way things are going, you can afford to have your whole offense go 0 for the weekend. 

Appropriate avatar is appropriate.

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Good wild card matchups. Me and HG move on to the semis.

TWO Week Semifinal:

#1 Killer B's vs. #4 Fart Knockers

#2 Jack Parkman vs #3 Two Ankle Bracelets

 

Good luck fellas. 

 

 

Another year, another 5th-7th place finish. I'm not bad at this, but I'm definitely not good. Who do I pay, or should I wait till we have a winner

14 minutes ago, BigOrange1 said:

congrats HG

good game, bo.

definitely had some horrifying swings and moments on sat/sun.

all came down to a steal and some pitching luck - good and bad.

jack,
get your affairs in order. 
hg


Lol, my team is limping along still.
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Another year, another 5th-7th place finish. I'm not bad at this, but I'm definitely not good. Who do I pay, or should I wait till we have a winner


GGs. Still had me worried going into the weekend with all your pitching.

Holding off payment until the winners are crowned.

  • 2 weeks later...

FUCK YOU METS BULLPEN. 

Gave up 7 in the bottom of the ninth to rob deGrom of a win that I needed. Motherfuckers.

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FUCK YOU METS BULLPEN. 
Gave up 7 in the bottom of the ninth to rob deGrom of a win that I needed. Motherfuckers.


Wins. Walks. HRs. That’ll decide this matchup. Ugh.
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Yep, gonna go down to the wire! Can’t ask for more fun. 

I’ve been watching every pitching matchup but after seeing Paxton mow down every god damn ranger, I refuse to watch my epic upset slip away live. I’ll look at the recaps from now on haha.

Good luck sir!

Time for Michael Brantley to break out of the only slump he's had all year, and deliver me this win.

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Time for Michael Brantley to break out of the only slump he's had all year, and deliver me this win.


4 days left, tied, and so many categories up for grabs. This’ll be fun.

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I didn't get the alert that Marte was out of the lineup until after the game started. Mancini of course is 3 for 4. That could very well be the difference in going to the championship or not. fuck me

 

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Agreed. This wouldnt be near as close heading into the weekend without all your bad luck bullpen blowups. 

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Wow - thanks for sitting Max Fried last night. 

I figured I wanted some drama heading into the weekend.

But really, never expected him to do that against the Nationals lineup. Good job, me.

Meanwhile I’m starting a guy with 0.2% ownership who does his job and gets fucked by his bullpen. 

So, can we invalidate Pineda’s 10K outing from last night now that he’s been busted for PEDs? Asking for a friend. 

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Haha fine, ill retroactively swap Fried in his place. 

But that sucks. Dude was rolling. 

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Man, what a great stream with Alex Young. Christ. 

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Going to be razor thin tomorrow. Good luck have fun. 

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"As long as Cease doesn't walk like FIVE GUYS i should be good on pitching"

Cease walks 5 guys.

FUCK

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Abreu has absolutely murdered me. RIP

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GGs PH. My guys couldn't hold on the last day. And Yordan will forever be on my shit list. 4 for 6 with 6 RBI on the final day on the semis. Fuck you, Mariners pitching.

Finals:

PH vs HG

3rd place game:

Fawesome vs Capt

 

BO are you still class treasurer? No one has paid right? sending the money directly to the winners?

 

 

11 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Alright HG - it’s on. The way it should be. 

guy on guy?

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31 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

guy on guy?

1234

33 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

guy on guy?

Good fantasy baseball player vs. good fantasy baseball player. 

You wouldn’t understand. 

26 minutes ago, Planet Houston said:

Good fantasy baseball player vs. good fantasy baseball player. 

You wouldn’t understand. 

sorry, i can't hear you, i have a championship in each ear. 

Sheeeeit, forgot you are the reigning champ. I was thinking any success you had was before I joined the league. 

Well, we are even since I joined. Mea culpa. 

Fawesome, you will not need it with the way my team has been playing, but good luck.

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1 hour ago, Capn81 said:

Fawesome, you will not need it with the way my team has been playing, but good luck.

I'm still bitter over missing the finals by 2 fucking RBI so I'm on full tilt! 

But thank you and good luck to you as well. 

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Boy I'm sure glad I don't have to watch Brantley, Bregman, and Alvarez bat back to back to back anymore. 

Boy I'm sure glad I don't have to watch Brantley, Bregman, and Alvarez bat back to back to back anymore. 


Can I introduce you to Pete Alonso?
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24 minutes ago, Capn81 said:

 


Can I introduce you to Pete Alonso?

 

Fuck me

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Man. Yelich out for the year. Tough blow for HG.

Ugh I just saw that. Sure, great for my fantasy purposes, but that really fucking sucks. He’s so much fun to watch. 

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Just now, Planet Houston said:

Ugh I just saw that. Sure, great for my fantasy purposes, but that really fucking sucks. He’s so much fun to watch. 

Agreed. That foul ball looked painful too. 

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