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I am no longer commissioner. however, the "push trades through" case was clearly overruled by most people. i had no idea yall waited to the exact minute to accept trades to account for the 24 hour period of voting. 

wish i could have helped but i am no longer involved in the decisions of this league.  

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  • uh, i'm cool with 14 as well, but thus far our vetting process is...nonexistent. if we're going to add two more people let's make sure that they're down to manage their teams and stay involved for the

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    it's now a double secret protest. i already sent in paperwork to the commissioner, so you probably haven't seen it.

  • Here's mine.  

8 hours ago, Fawesome said:

I am no longer commissioner. however, the "push trades through" case was clearly overruled by most people. i had no idea yall waited to the exact minute to accept trades to account for the 24 hour period of voting. 

wish i could have helped but i am no longer involved in the decisions of this league.  

um, what?

i thought you were still the commish, but that was a one-time fuck up of the trade procedures.  there is no "pushing through" of trades (just like the last 10 years of this league).  rely on espn's timeline process.  

nobody voted to oust you.  and i hate to even ask this, but...who is the commissioner if you're not?

A few trades have been pushed through I believe. Go back a few pages. What’s really awesome is derka and big o haven’t even checked in in a day. 

Also, yes. Who voted to get rid of single commish and who voted in these two guys. Not me. I vote for the new guy. 

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A few trades have been pushed through I believe. Go back a few pages. What’s really awesome is derka and big o haven’t even checked in in a day. 


Just that one push through. My mistake.
59 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

A few trades have been pushed through I believe. Go back a few pages. What’s really awesome is derka and big o haven’t even checked in in a day. 

i really don't know what i have to do with any of this. i'm not aware of any trades being pushed through besides the one. And i had no idea that Fawesome is apparently no longer the commish. also if our trade had been pushed through this morning you would have had castillo in your lineup and he gave up 2 hits and 2 ER while recording zero outs today, so good for you that we went by standard operating procedure. 

So who's the new commish, why isn't Fawesome commish anymore, and why did nobody tell us? 

I am lost. It could be the Vodka, but I do not think that is the reason.

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I said after that trade fiasco that I would step down and the league could run itself. I’ve fucked up as commish too many times.

Second for gandorf if he wants to do it. 

just for the record- if the commish were to push the trade between myself and nomaaa through right now then there would be no problems- the trade is going to process around 8am, and pushing a trade through in a case like that is not uncommon, and simply gives each party a bit of extra time to adjust his roster while not affecting any matchups. that is not a problem at all, whereas pushing a trade through early does affect matchups. that's the only issue. 

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Leclerc really lefucked me today. See ya.


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Sorry about the ass kicking Derk

We can still make some trades tho

how the fuck did your squad of spares put up 21 dongs?

9 hours ago, huge said:

Sorry about the ass kicking Derk

We can still make some trades tho

when eddie rosario wasn't hitting 4 bombs in 24 hours he had the likes of Dee Gordon and Lorenzo Cain picking up his HR slack. What a brutal week. 

12 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

when eddie rosario wasn't hitting 4 bombs in 24 hours he had the likes of Dee Gordon and Lorenzo Cain picking up his HR slack. What a brutal week. 

DG has the lowest HR% of anyone with as many at bats in the league.  So yeah.  You're welcome.

ESPN keeps trying to give Boyd all the stats for the doubleheader today. 

Derka I am intrigued.  I will let you know.

I really wanted to get Gray in that deal, but you held out and remained strong. Respect. Hope it works well for both of us. 

50 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

I really wanted to get Gray in that deal, but you held out and remained strong. Respect. Hope it works well for both of us. 

He's a dirty Sooner, we can work something out.

Let me paint a picture for you: 

-27 year old, 6 foot 1, 225 lb 2B

-played 162 games in 2016, hitting 25 HR and 28 doubles, while driving in 82 runs

-was an All Star in 2017, playing 160 games while hitting 32 HR and 35 doubles, driving in a league best 105 RBI at his position, with a .293 BA and an .843 OPS

-Was hurt throughout 2018 but still hit 20+ HR and 20+ 2B despite being traded and suffering injuries which is unusual for him

his name is Jonathan Schoop and he's for sale. I'm looking for a SP, and I have 3 closers and am willing to package a starter and a closer or any number of relievers plus Schoop for one SP. He's simply surplus to requirements for my team. Anyone who needs a 2B or who already has a 2B good enough to play UTIL come holler at me. I'll even take a lesser value player because I have no pitching and need it that bad. 

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too tall for a 2b, he will never make it in the bigs. 

 

Let me paint a picture for you: 

-27 year old, 6 foot 1, 225 lb 2B

-played 162 games in 2016, hitting 25 HR and 28 doubles, while driving in 82 runs

-was an All Star in 2017, playing 160 games while hitting 32 HR and 35 doubles, driving in a league best 105 RBI at his position, with a .293 BA and an .843 OPS

-Was hurt throughout 2018 but still hit 20+ HR and 20+ 2B despite being traded and suffering injuries which is unusual for him

his name is Jonathan Schoop and he's for sale. I'm looking for a SP, and I have 3 closers and am willing to package a starter and a closer or any number of relievers plus Schoop for one SP. He's simply surplus to requirements for my team. Anyone who needs a 2B or who already has a 2B good enough to play UTIL come holler at me. Same goes for anyone who needs saves. I'll even take a lesser value player because I have no pitching and need it that bad. 

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henrygndorf tried to downplay the accomplishments and straight clout of my surplus second baseman. bro. i looked him dead in his eyes...and i said bbbbiiieeetttccchhhhh

 

The offer will still be good three weeks from now when Schoop's PR15 is above 10.0. and HG has already added two new 2B. #isaidbiiieeettccchhh

40 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Is 3/31 good? 

I've gotta be pretty close to that.  Luckily my ERA/WHIP is making up for it

I have three 2bs but still want to trade you Gray.

On 4/29/2019 at 9:40 PM, Goo Punch said:

henrygndorf tried to downplay the accomplishments and straight clout of my surplus second baseman. bro. i looked him dead in his eyes...and i said bbbbiiieeetttccchhhhh

 

The offer will still be good three weeks from now when Schoop's PR15 is above 10.0. and HG has already added two new 2B. #isaidbiiieeettccchhh

if schoop is so good and you can't get a good return, then you should keep him and try to moove moose instead.

1 minute ago, henrygandorf said:

if schoop is so good and you can't get a good return, then you should keep him and try to moove moose instead.

Nobody here appreciates Moose like I do. He's all mine. ❤️ 

4 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

Is 3/31 good? 

no, it most certainly is not, particularly with who all i have offensively. i had realmuto, freddie freeman. jose ramirez, vladdy jr, xander boagerts, moose, piscotty, and eddie rosario combine to go 1/26 yesterday. just...how? hope that means i'm in for a big day today 

Is 3/31 good? 


I managed to go 3/34 yesterday. At least one was a homerun, I guess.

trade went thru but games started before so rosters are locked.

look at tomorrow's lineup.

8 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

if schoop is so good and you can't get a good return, then you should keep him and try to moove moose instead.

Another shot for Moose. That's makes 8 bombs in 26 games. Is that good for a 2B? 

5 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

Another shot for Moose. That's makes 8 bombs in 26 games. Is that good for a 2B? 

trade value is going up...

8 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

Another shot for Moose. That's makes 8 bombs in 26 games. Is that good for a 2B? 

your boyfriend just hit one into the upper tank in the astros game.

465+

it's bombs away for my 2B overflow. if we have any other living, breathing managers in this league, y'all can feel free to inquire about trading for either one of these future first ballot HOF studs. 

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