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you heard him boys, this season is officially under protest. 

speaking of which, i officially submit a motion to change fawesome' steam name to Team Rickerson until he gets us the trophy we were promised. We aren't going to get the GoT ending we were promised, but this is too much. Is nothing sacred?

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    it's now a double secret protest. i already sent in paperwork to the commissioner, so you probably haven't seen it.

  • Here's mine.  

actually that should read "commissioner, turned former commissioner, turned interim commissioner fawesome". for clarity sake.

2 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

you heard him boys, this season is officially under protest. 

speaking of which, i officially submit a motion to change fawesome' steam name to Team Rickerson until he gets us the trophy we were promised. We aren't going to get the GoT ending we were promised, but this is too much. Is nothing sacred?

seconded.

1 minute ago, Goo Punch said:

actually that should read "commissioner, turned former commissioner, turned interim commissioner fawesome". for clarity sake.

i prefer the title "acting commissioner"

-president trump

Surprised derka doesn’t have Kendrick too. 

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Hahahah touche boys. Motion was seconded. Name temporarily changed. 

It's the end of the semester with finals and graduations but I will purchase the Rickerson before the end of the month and mail straight to Derka. 

someone confirm this list of chamions:

2011: Henry Gandorf            

2012: Derka

2013: enjay

2014: BigOrange

2015: Henry Gandorf            

2016: Planet Houston

2017: fawesome

2018: Derka

2019: *fawesome

*predicted

 

Please confirm which name you want on the trophy. I'm thinking Year: Team Name (Shaggy Name)

2011: The Blondetourage (Henry Gandorf)

Thoughts?

 

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2 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Needs to be Stanley Cup style, with a new ring added each year 

Yes but only if each ring has all the derka trade offers sent that season. 

Speaking of, anyone need a good SS??

my vote is for the year and either the user handle or team name - not both.  but i don't feel super strongly about it.  i'm leaning username, just because team names change every year (or should).

i wouldn't get something that needs to be etched directly onto the metal, just get a square wooden base with a bunch of little gold plates that go on.  once we have that, it'll cost about $8 to get a plate etched and put back on.  and you can use all 4 sides of the base, so there will be plenty of room.

18 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

year and handle sounds good to me. 

This

 

Signed,

Dead Money

altuve is now hurt.

along with trea turner, jameson taillon, and aj pollock (none of which have actual return timelines).

i fucking give up.

1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

altuve is now hurt.

along with trea turner, jameson taillon, and aj pollock (none of which have actual return timelines).

i fucking give up.

dope, i'll take my boy German off your hands for you. 

Just now, Goo Punch said:

dope, i'll take my boy German off your hands for you. 

omar listenin.

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i fucking give up.


Does this cancel your protest then?
2 minutes ago, Fawesome said:

 


Does this cancel your protest then?

 

it's now a double secret protest.

i already sent in paperwork to the commissioner, so you probably haven't seen it.

There is a clear winner. My team is great and he is going in without lube. Fuck. 

14 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

quit crying - you went 18/34 today 

i went 18/34 because of the crying.

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

i went 18/34 because of the crying.

Well my team has gone 1/15 because of NOMAAA’s crying, so I think it does work NL. 

17 hours ago, Armin Tamzarian said:

honestly just wanted derka to quit talking about schoop

schoop propaganda talk not going away.

23 hours ago, Planet Houston said:

Well my team has gone 1/15 because of NOMAAA’s crying, so I think it does work NL. 

This has been a thorough ass kicking. Well done. 

It’s pretty clear we have the best teams. Look forward to meeting you in the championship. 

23 minutes ago, NOMAAA said:

It’s pretty clear we have the best teams. Look forward to meeting you in the championship. 

Dear Baseball Gods,

I had no part in this, and in no way do I condone it. 

Love,

PH

 

Besides, there were several teams that would have beat me this week. 

Edited by Planet Houston

My K/BB is currently 5.50 (third best in the league), and yet i would've have to multiply that number by SEVEN (!!) in order to even get close to my opponent's 38.00 k/bb. That might be a new record or something. 

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My K/BB is currently 5.50 (third best in the league), and yet i would've have to multiply that number by SEVEN (!!) in order to even get close to my opponent's 38.00 k/bb. That might be a new record or something. 


Hi. It me.

I think only on the espn.com webpage, not via the app.

i propose we add an extra roster spot for next year assuming we stay at 12 teams. 

I propose everyone gets 2 extra roster spots except Derka. That way we can at least consider most of his 7 for 2 trade offers. 

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

I propose everyone gets 2 extra roster spots except Derka. That way we can at least consider most of his 7 for 2 trade offers. 

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Derka. In no world am I trading for archer. I dropped him because I hate that fuck. He could throw three no hitters, invent a time machine to find me a date with 27 year old Heidi Klum and cure cancer and I would still have no interest. 

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