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Heard Jared Goff was 15 months old last time Cowboys made Super Bowl. :(

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11 minutes ago, utxmike05 said:

Heard Jared Goff was 15 months old last time Cowboys made Super Bowl. :(

We’ve had, what, 3 playoff wins since 1996?

And Dak only has one.  Because he sucks of course.

2 hours ago, Drew said:

And Dak only has one.  Because he sucks of course.

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Romostradamus has spoken

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The Cowboys fired Scott Linehan, but Romo doesn’t expect much change other than the name of the coordinator.

“I honestly don’t know how it will play out,” Romo said. “I think it will be interesting to see what they morph into. In a lot of ways, I think they’ll probably stay pretty similar because the head coach is there, and it’s still probably going to be his verbiage.”

That’s not really what Cowboys fans wanted to hear.

Romo paused when asked what Cowboys must do to take the next step before saying, “Umm, that’s a good question.”

He then paused again before continuing.

“I’ll pass on that one,” Romo said.

 

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Cowboys fans wanted Tony Romo as their offensive coordinator.

“Well, they’ll have to wait,” CBS’ top NFL analyst said Tuesday, via David Moore of the Dallas Morning News. “I’m sure one day I’ll coach. Right now, I’m happy with where I’m at.”

 

who wouldn’t want an experienced safety-net?  sounds ideal. 

Jerry has always thought they were in an ideal situation. And as far as he is concerned, they are. He makes money hand over fist. He can bang as many skanks on his yacht as he wants and get annual facelifts. Of course he thinks he is in an ideal situation.

Y’all do realize we’ve won more games than any team in the nfc over the last 3 years, right? I’m not saying that means much, or that we’re where we want to be, but it’s not nearly as doom and gloom as some of y’all are making it out to be. 

 

I don’t think we need to change the entire offense. As long as Kellen Moore has some fucking common sense and he isn’t stubborn, I feel like the offense is good enough that we should be able to compete with anyone and make another crack at it next year. Especially when Travis Fredrick comes back. We were clearly a different team the moment we got Amari Cooper, so let’s see what happens over the course of a full offseason/training camp.

 

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14 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

Somebody just blow up the Star already. Just blow it all up. 

good post!

Relax, guys, "everything is as it should be."

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Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says Jason Garrett not on shaky ground

Jerry Jones said Wednesday that the delay in announcing additions to Jason Garrett's staff has nothing to do with the job status of the Dallas Cowboys' head coach.

The Cowboys' owner/general manager called into 105.3 The Fan in an unscheduled appearance to clarify that the delay in the official announcements of Jon Kitna as quarterbacks coach and the expected promotion of Kellen Moore to offensive coordinator has nothing to do with Garrett's standing as head coach.

"Within the staff we've made several commitments. But the reason that it's not being talked about is not that Jason is on shaky ground," Jones said. "... It's just that we're putting together ideas and didn't want to necessarily make that a featured topic around the Super Bowl. ... Everything is as it should be."

It has been speculated that Garrett would be taking over the playcalling duties, but Jones hinted that the responsibility might be Moore's despite his inexperience.

"Jason's going to be making an announcement here real quickly, but make no mistake about it, he's going to be a key guy in what play is run on that football field," Jones said. "By key, probably have the ultimate responsibility."

Moore was the Cowboys' quarterbacks coach last season after spending six NFL seasons as a backup quarterback.

Garrett has one year remaining on his current contract. Jones wouldn't discuss whether an extension is in the works for his coach, but he praised Garrett, who led the Cowboys to their second NFC East title in three seasons in 2018 and is 77-59 in nine seasons as coach.

"There's been some speculation that possibly I'm a little satisfied with going down to these Super Bowls without having my team with me, which I'm not," Jones said. "There is absolutely a complete commitment."

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/25892400/cowboys-owner-jerry-jones-says-jason-garrett-not-shaky-ground

Not so much as a microfuck given about the Cowboys since 1989. 

PM me when Jerrah croaks.

57 minutes ago, Tex Long said:

Not so much as a microfuck given about the Cowboys since 1989. 

PM me when Jerrah croaks.

what do you have against the jones family business?  this country needs more mom and pop outfits. 

show me a loss!     superbowl baby  tat it on your anus

On 1/27/2019 at 6:38 PM, Trey3216 said:

Grading the Pro-Bowl playcalling?!!! Lol.  C’mon bro.  That whole game is a pointless clown show 

Still better than NBA All Star game...

12 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

Still better than NBA All Star game...

The Pro Bowl is worse than any preseason game.  At least you're still actually playing basketball by the same rules in the NBA All Star game 

at least NBA all star game is kinda fun.  flashy dunks, alley oops and shit

Y'all have fallen for this shit again.  If Jerry was as comfortable as he's claiming then he'd already have an extension.  Especially after what he did last year getting them back from 3-5 to a Division Title and a playoff win. It would make sense, even if we hated it. 

 

But he hasn't.  That's more telling than anything he's saying.  They choke this year, and it's cleaning out the entire staff(maybe not Richard depending on the defense).  This is it...they can't have their usual/typical "every other year" slump they've seen to have. 

Kellen Moore , JFC we are fucked.


Wonder if they even interviewed anyone else

58 minutes ago, Drew said:

Y'all have fallen for this shit again.  If Jerry was as comfortable as he's claiming then he'd already have an extension.  Especially after what he did last year getting them back from 3-5 to a Division Title and a playoff win. It would make sense, even if we hated it. 

 

But he hasn't.  That's more telling than anything he's saying.  They choke this year, and it's cleaning out the entire staff(maybe not Richard depending on the defense).  This is it...they can't have their usual/typical "every other year" slump they've seen to have. 

 

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3 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Not so much as a microfuck given about the Cowboys since 1989. 

PM me when Jerrah croaks.

Well it took at least one microfuck to click on this thread and post, so . . . .

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1 hour ago, Quagmire said:

Kellen Moore , JFC we are fucked.


Wonder if they even interviewed anyone else

It's not even going to matter if Garrett doesn't get an extension. You think Garrett's going to risk this cash cow on some zero experience dumbface who looks like a retard's worst nightmare? Fuck no, Garrett is calling the offense next year 100 percent if he doesn't get an extension. Based on how poorly that went last time it likely won't work either. 

10 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

holy fucking shit

 

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3 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

The Pro Bowl is worse than any preseason game.  At least you're still actually playing basketball by the same rules in the NBA All Star game 

They just don't actually observe any of them.

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

Well it took at least one microfuck to click on this thread and post, so . . . .

Nah. It's a little less than a yoctofuck, so I got a few clicks to go before worrying about microfucks.

2 hours ago, DougO said:

They just don't actually observe any of them.

And I’m ok with that.   At least it’s not 1/2  two hand touch 1/2 tackle.  What a fucking joke

2 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Nah. It's a little less than a yoctofuck, so I got a few clicks to go before worrying about microfucks.

“microfuck.”  that’s how my mom described that time you banged her. 

This thread on Jon Kitna gives me hope he'll be just what the doctor ordered for Dak's continued improvement.

 

 

41 minutes ago, futureman said:

“microfuck.”  that’s how my mom described that time you banged her. 

Well after being busted out by 10,000 giant black dongs that's how she'd describe anyone now

1 hour ago, Junior Miller said:

Well after being busted out by 10,000 giant black dongs that's how she'd describe anyone now

no, ace.  just you. 

9 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

Well after being busted out by 10,000 giant black dongs that's how she'd describe anyone now

Kinda racist

13 hours ago, futureman said:

no, ace.  just you. 

Come on, you've got better than this garbage. 

Get back to the drawing board

So no extension for Garrett. I assume that means he'd be gone if Kellen Moore doesn't work out.

On 1/31/2019 at 7:59 AM, Hate said:

Jerry has always thought they were in an ideal situation. And as far as he is concerned, they are. He makes money hand over fist. He can bang as many skanks on his yacht as he wants and get annual facelifts. Of course he thinks he is in an ideal situation.

The funny thing is he'd give almost all of it up to be young again..... He can't fix getting older and uglier and it drives him crazy.

 

31 minutes ago, Viper said:

So no extension for Garrett. I assume that means he'd be gone if Kellen Moore doesn't work out.

Yea... pretty interesting.  If we start 2-4 or something, I wonder if the Joneses would make a move and promote Richard.

35 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

The funny thing is he'd give almost all of it up to be young again..... He can't fix getting older and uglier and it drives him crazy.

 

Yea... pretty interesting.  If we start 2-4 or something, I wonder if the Joneses would make a move and promote Richard.

2-4 with Kellen as OC? Please!  Show me a loss baby! 16-0. 

1 hour ago, Junior Miller said:

Come on, you've got better than this garbage. 

Get back to the drawing board

never saw stand by me?

Well this is awful. RIP Wade.

 

2 hours ago, txbroadcaster said:

Died on his birthday

Its the most common day for people to die. 

any news on cause of death?


Quick search says he had diabetes

Just didn't live long enough for the CTE to kick in...

Died on his birthday


Born on his death day.... RIP Wade.
3 hours ago, txbroadcaster said:

Died on his birthday

Hope they didn’t bother getting a cake. 

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