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1 minute ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Your schtick is old.  

and your mom is loose. 

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1 minute ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

I really hope you're right dude.  I've got all my cards in the MW panning out bucket. 

it’s you and me against the world, buddy. 

I’m drafting Mike White #1 overall in my fantasy draft.

1 hour ago, futureman said:

and your mom is loose. 

After sixty some years I would imagine so.

But she’s the best you can get.

20 hours ago, futureman said:

chutch could go 12-4 with this roster. 

So, basically, your claim is that just about anyone, except for Dak, could get 12 wins with this roster, setting aside that one time Dak got 13.

1 hour ago, Ghost of Shag said:

After sixty some years I would imagine so.

But she’s the best you can get.

you really suck at this. 

1 hour ago, Tired Horn said:

So, basically, your claim is that just about anyone, except for Dak, could get 12 wins with this roster, setting aside that one time Dak got 13.

*zeke and the o-line drug dak’s worthless ass up and down the field that season.   you’re an idiot. 

2 hours ago, EvilCaseMcCoy said:

I really hope you're right dude.  I've got all my cards in the MW panning out bucket. 

Lmao. That bum won't be in the league in a few years. Dude can't even beat out Cooper Rush. That means he's worthless. 

 

1 hour ago, futureman said:

you really suck at this. 

Your mom really sucks this.

That easier for you to understand?

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2 hours ago, Ghost of Shag said:

Your mom really sucks this.

That easier for you to understand?

for my mom you wouldn’t even be a snack.

12 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Lol at middle aged white women. 

She’s hoping to be bent over.  She ain’t getting bent over ( by Zeke) 

4 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

She’s hoping to be bent over.  She ain’t getting bent over ( by Zeke) 

I'll bend that middle aged woman over...

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I'll bend that middle aged woman over...

Vic, she’s not Hispanic. That’s off brand.

”but she thicc, though”

10 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I'll bend that middle aged woman over...

yeah you will.  

18 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Apparently getting the #1 seed is easy in the NFL.

In the draft?

If there is one thing that will make you want to sign a multi-million dollar contract, it is flying commercial.

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At least it’s first class. I saw Deion before his NFL Network days board with the C group on a SWA flight. 
That would of brought a tear to my eye.

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2 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

That would of brought a tear to my eye.

would of

55 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

At least it’s first class. I saw Deion before his NFL Network days board with the C group on a SWA flight. 

If only the hotdog roller sales had gone as plan, Prime could've flown on a private charter. 

5 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

At least it’s first class. I saw Deion before his NFL Network days board with the C group on a SWA flight. 

Pilar flies private now. 

6 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Dude that’s Vic’s sugar mama. 

Damnit everyone beat me to it.

The look on her face is so stupid. Like “OMG, like, I can’t wait to IG this to all my fat friends in Fort Worth / Southlake / Frisco / Murphy / Lucas.”  Women are such celebrity whores. If I see an athlete/celebrity, I may talk to them, may not. If they look like Zeke did, buttoned up and sunglasses, I’m not saying a word, and I’m not looking up if my friend/spouse takes a pic of them.  I’m not going to ask to snap a pic, and I don’t ever get nervous around them. They’re people. 

My daughter got a pic with Zeke. He was acting bothered by the litany of attention he was getting, and I totally understood. He softened to take a few pics with two young-ish girls. Was a nice guy. 

I remember Bob Sturm telling a story of seeing Zeke leaning against one of the big pillars at DFW and his kids were walking towards him to get a picture and as soon as Zeke noticed his kids he slunk around the side of the pillar. 

19 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Zeke supposedly on his way back to the Metroplex

 

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Zeke rolls with Stephanie Fondy?  

We in field goal range!

2 minutes ago, LarTXHorn said:

What channel is this on directv? Nfl network as showing it then blacked out.

Depends on what local affiliate has the Cowboys package. What city are you in, then search for who is the local carrier of the Cowboys Network 

Mike White’s time to shine


He gargles balls

nice challenge ginger...yeah Mike White sucks.  At least preseason was good for one thing.

Cut white and Maher and bring in 2 kickers.

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