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  • Chilly Water
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    1. Jerry needs to croak 2. Jerry needs to croak 3. Jerry needs to croak etc., etc., etc.,

  • The only players that hold out like Zeke are ghetto ass divas who think they're bigger than the team.  Zeke. AB. Leveon Bell. You never see non ghetto blacks like  Dak or Cooper pull that shit. You ne

  • Fire Jack Chevigny
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Taco is unstoppable tonight.

17 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Should probably rephrase "snap" when talking of Lee.  Just saying. 

It seems like it is legal to mug Gallup all up and down the field. Was that one of the new rules?

21 hours ago, Dr Fear said:

Without any research, I believe the blues came out once or twice a season, usually against a division opponent on the road the past few years?

Sent from my SM-G920P using Tapatalk
 

Philly and Washington always make us wear navy at their place. More and more teams are doing it lately, I think the panthers made us do it in the playoffs in 1996. They’re jinxed/unlucky. 

Pollard looks great with the ball, but he's gonna have a hard time getting on the field if he continues to suck shit in pass pro.

Pollard is the real deal and way more versatile/valuable than Zeke with his ability to receive out of the back field and the slot. 

Guaranteed within 2 years whatever contract they're about to sign Zeke to will look terrible. Absolutely horrific. 

1 minute ago, Junior Miller said:

Pollard is the real deal and way more versatile/valuable than Zeke with his ability to receive out of the back field and the slot. 

Guaranteed within 2 years whatever contract they're about to sign Zeke to will look terrible. Absolutely horrific. 

Especially if Zeke ever gets injured. RB is a hazardous position.

If Zeke wants Gurley money I would tell him to go f himself.

6 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Cooper Rush is so much better than White.

futureman's dyslexic country bumpkin whore mama is much better than Mike White. 

Pollard is the real deal and way more versatile/valuable than Zeke with his ability to receive out of the back field and the slot. 
Guaranteed within 2 years whatever contract they're about to sign Zeke to will look terrible. Absolutely horrific. 

That’s a pretty strong take based on some preseason work. Zeke has been the best back in the league since he got here.

This fanbase is so fucking stupid. Zeke transformed this team back to where it wanted and many are ready to trash him for some fucking change of pace back who is having a few good preseason games? Lmao. Sometimes I think our fanbase deserves Jerry Jones and Garrett because of how dumb it is. There's a reason this fanbase is mocked constantly. 

10 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


That’s a pretty strong take based on some preseason work. Zeke has been the best back in the league since he got here.

He's even worse than the radio personality and that's hard to do. Hell maybe they are the same person but I don't even think the Ticket's Junior Miller is as stupid as he is. Every take he has oozes with being a dumb ass. No matter how many times you try and throw out reason, he doubles down on his stupidity. 

11 minutes ago, KeysPhoneWallet said:


That’s a pretty strong take based on some preseason work. Zeke has been the best back in the league since he got here.

Disagree with the last part but Pollard won't be the pure runner Zeke is. That said Pollard plus an inside the tackles traditional backup back plus 14 million to spend on defense will be better long term than Zeke

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

This fanbase is so fucking stupid. Zeke transformed this team back to where it wanted and many are ready to trash him for some fucking change of pace back who is having a few good preseason games? Lmao. Sometimes I think our fanbase deserves Jerry Jones and Garrett because of how dumb it is. There's a reason this fanbase is mocked constantly. 

Yeah, they get mocked for making threads titled “Hi haters, Dallas cowboys edition” after a win in the wild card round, when we haven’t made it to a conference championship since 1995. I’m not going to point any fingers, but everyone knew that was a cringe worthy thread 

I guess one injury to Taco wasn't good enough and needed to leave him out there for another one up 24-0 in preseason.

3 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said:

Yeah, they get mocked for making threads titled “Hi haters, Dallas cowboys edition” after a win in the wild card round, when we haven’t made it to a conference championship since 1995. I’m not going to point any fingers, but everyone knew that was a cringe worthy thread 

Lmao at comparing to some drunk thread at night after a playoff win to actually having week after week of posts about how Zeke is now easily replaced by Pollard. Keep reaching, though. Good job trying to deflect over y'alls shitty opinions. I didn't offer any opinion that night. I simply said for everyone to suck our dick that night. Big deal. You guys have had tons of time to think about how stupid yall sound with these dumb ass takes and you continue day after day to make this point Zeke is replaceable by fucking Pollard. Good grief. Embarrassing. 

Zeke has been the best RB in the league since he got here and transformed our offense right away but some dude has played a few preseason (PRESEASON!!) games and now he's more versatile than Zeke and we should kick the best RB in the league to the curb and become worse in the most important position in this offense. 

WR competition is pretty good for the last 1-2 spots.  I like both Wilson and Smith and they provide deeper speed.  

Don't mind Vic, he's stupid enough to think paying a running back 14+ million a year won't be a hindrance to a title run. 

1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Philly and Washington always make us wear navy at their place. More and more teams are doing it lately, I think the panthers made us do it in the playoffs in 1996. They’re jinxed/unlucky. 

Why is this a thing?

3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

WR competition is pretty good for the last 1-2 spots.  I like both Wilson and Smith and they provide deeper speed.  

Would you keep both over Austin? I'm starting to lean yes simply because Austin always gets injured. 

13 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lmao at comparing to some drunk thread at night after a playoff win to actually having week after week of posts about how Zeke is now easily replaced by Pollard. Keep reaching, though. Good job trying to deflect over y'alls shitty opinions. I didn't offer any opinion that night. I simply said for everyone to suck our dick that night. Big deal. You guys have had tons of time to think about how stupid yall sound with these dumb ass takes and you continue day after day to make this point Zeke is replaceable by fucking Pollard. Good grief. Embarrassing. 

Zeke has been the best RB in the league since he got here and transformed our offense right away but some dude has played a few preseason (PRESEASON!!) games and now he's more versatile than Zeke and we should kick the best RB in the league to the curb and become worse in the most important position in this offense. 

My point is we have ridiculous fans and they come in all varieties. That’s what happens when you have the biggest fan base in the sport (ie lakers and Yankees fans). It comes with the territory. But don’t act like YOU aren’t part of it lol

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8 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

Would you keep both over Austin? I'm starting to lean yes simply because Austin always gets injured. 

Yes, but they won't because McClay and Stevie spent capital on him so he probably makes the roster.  We may keep 6 though.

37 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

This fanbase is so fucking stupid. Zeke transformed this team back to where it wanted and many are ready to trash him for some fucking change of pace back who is having a few good preseason games? Lmao. Sometimes I think our fanbase deserves Jerry Jones and Garrett because of how dumb it is. There's a reason this fanbase is mocked constantly. 

Fuck, we all want Zeke back, but he’s being a complete bitchass right now, and for all Jerry’s faults, he went to fucking bat for Zeke when commie Goodell was being a complete fuck. How about putting some onus on him to take the fucking top 2 deal and stop being a complete shithead?

They have to find a way for both Cedrick Wilson and Devin Smith to make this team. Even if that means bump tayvon and let cedrick Wilson return punts.

9 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Yes, but they won't because McClay and Stevie spent capital on him so he probably makes the roster.  We may keep 6 though.

I don't know if they can if they have to go long at OL and DL because of injuries/suspension

12 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Yes, but they won't because McClay and Stevie spent capital on him so he probably makes the roster.  We may keep 6 though.

But they spent draft capital on Cedrick Wilson, even if it was a late round pick. Austin would be an easy, cheap cut. Cobb might be a one year guy for us. Seems like it would be dumb to get rid of Wilson on a rookie deal, and Devin Smith has outplayed all the fringe WRs

46 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

Why is this a thing?

I’m sure we have a worse record in them, but that’s because we only wear them for road games.   But sports and superstition. 

They’re not cutting Austin people. Even if he is injury prone, he’s too talented and good fit for the tweaks Kellen Moore is putting in(like Pollaed).

What’ll happen is they’ll keep 6 and try to keep Noah brown on the PUP list until another injury or it works themselves out.

Cooper, Gallup, Cobb, Austin, Smith, Wilson

1 minute ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Luck just retired so maybe we should trade them Mike White for 3 first rounders?

Nah. I'm sure Irsay is on the phone with Kaepernick's agent right now.

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Fuck, we all want Zeke back, but he’s being a complete bitchass right now, and for all Jerry’s faults, he went to fucking bat for Zeke when commie Goodell was being a complete fuck. How about putting some onus on him to take the fucking top 2 deal and stop being a complete shithead?

Yep. And I'm wondering who on D were going to have zero money to sign. Byron Jones / Chidobe Awuzie not going to be here soon?

20 minutes ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Yep. And I'm wondering who on D were going to have zero money to sign. Byron Jones / Chidobe Awuzie not going to be here soon?

Most likely Jones.  If he has a good season, we probably can't afford him.  If he has a mediocre or shitty season, do we wan't to re-sign him?

If Jones has another year like last year and they choose to let a consistent quality #1 corner go to sign a running back it'll really show they haven't adapted to the changes in the game. Quality corners are worth the investment. 

40 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

If Jones has another year like last year and they choose to let a consistent quality #1 corner go to sign a running back it'll really show they haven't adapted to the changes in the game. Quality corners are worth the investment. 

Coming of a hip surgery, with a recent setback.   Hips aren’t a big deal for corners apparently 

4 hours ago, Loch Ness Monster said:

Cooper Rush is so much better than White.

I didn’t see cooper “I’m about to get cut” rush throwing any touchdowns tonight.  did you?  fuck off then. 

 

4 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

Pollard is the real deal and way more versatile/valuable than Zeke 

I’ve taken shits smarter than you. 

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