August 8, 20196 yr 2 minutes ago, sushihorn said: Here's a more comprehensive list of those missing from yesterday's practice. It's Yuuuuge: https://www.tigerdroppings.com/lsu-football/more-potential-starters-missing-from-lsus-practice-on-wednesday-august-7/84744148/ The fuck is going on over there? They have a great strength coach, so it's not like that's the issue.
August 8, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, Cajun said: My favorite up there is from LSScootU... "Their first game..is LATech. Gonna be a big jump when they play LSU". LSU's first game? Georgia Southern. Has there been an influx of aggy moving to BR lately? Also, LSU's last two games against LATech... LSU-24/LATech-16 LSU-38/LATech-21 Oh yeah, gonna be a BIIIIIIIG JUMP!
August 8, 20196 yr 20 minutes ago, Machinator said: That’s a good idea. Or a screen at Longhorn City Limits. But I have tickets so I dgaf tee hee
August 8, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, sushihorn said: Here's a more comprehensive list of those missing from yesterday's practice. It's Yuuuuge: https://www.tigerdroppings.com/lsu-football/more-potential-starters-missing-from-lsus-practice-on-wednesday-august-7/84744148/ How the fuck do they have that many people missing from practice?!
August 8, 20196 yr 5 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said: How the fuck do they have that many people missing from practice?! Instead of posting the practice schedule online or in the locker room, Orgeron called everyone personally to tell them when and where to be. Half of them thought he was trying to sell them a car warranty, and the other half are wandering the Memphis airport, looking for a little girl in a pink gorilla costume.
August 8, 20196 yr How the fuck do they have that many people missing from practice?! Wait until classes start at LSU.
August 8, 20196 yr 40 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said: Instead of posting the practice schedule online or in the locker room, Orgeron called everyone personally to tell them when and where to be. Half of them thought he was trying to sell them a car warranty, and the other half are wandering the Memphis airport, looking for a little girl in a pink gorilla costume. Some of them are online, waiting for the livestream of practice to start.
August 8, 20196 yr 19 hours ago, Rick Fuckin’ Dalton said: Pure facts! LSU has to be #1 at underachieving with all that talent they have. And to be honest I don’t see their offense turning into some explosive OU or Alabama type of offense. But hey I like our chances September 7th Just want to make sure that you know LSU "O" actually had a higher PPG avg than the horns. That was in a conference that knows how to play a little defense.
August 8, 20196 yr bah, it's easy to claim to have a high rated defense when half your conference doesn't know about the invention of the forward pass
August 8, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, 167back said: Just want to make sure that you know LSU "O" actually had a higher PPG avg than the horns. That was in a conference that knows how to play a little defense. Did you take out the 7 OT game vs A&M in your average? or the juggernaut from SE Louisiana? Nice job this year bracketing Texas with Georgia Southern and Northwestern St,
August 8, 20196 yr 4 minutes ago, 167back said: Just want to make sure that you know LSU "O" actually had a higher PPG avg than the horns. That was in a conference that knows how to play a little defense. Yes. And Southeastern Louisiana, Rice, Louisiana Tech, and Central Florida.
August 8, 20196 yr 12 minutes ago, Tex Pete said: Yes. And Southeastern Louisiana, Rice, Louisiana Tech, and Central Florida. And a 7-OT game to goose that number nice and high.
August 8, 20196 yr Popular Post 16 minutes ago, 167back said: Just want to make sure that you know LSU "O" actually had a higher PPG avg than the horns. That was in a conference that knows how to play a little defense. LSU plays in a conference full of primitive offenses that make an opposing D look good. Things look a lot different when they run into competent, modern offenses. Georgia was averaging 18.5 PPG before the bowl. Texas put 28 on them even trying to run the clock out for most of the 2nd half. Bama gave up 14.8 PPG. OU scored 34 and Clemson 44 against them. Mizzou's D averaged 24.4 PPG. Okie Lite barely qualified for a bowl game. The Cowboys had a 3-6 record in the Big XII and scored 38 points. Vandy surrendered 25.1 PPG. Like OSU, Baylor barely qualified and had a losing record in the Big XII. The Bears put up 45 in the bowl. Objectively, Big XII offenses were much better than those of the SEC in the 4 inter-conference bowl games. Texas outscored UGa's average by 9.5 points. OU went 19.2 points over Alabama's average. OSU was a lower tier Big XII team and exceeded Missouri's average by 13.6 points. Baylor another lower tier team from the Big XII beat Vandy's average defensive effort by 19.9 points. On the flip side of the coin, Texas averaged 31.1 points scored with 28 vs Georgia. IOW, the 2nd rated defense in the SEC was 3 points tougher than the average defense in the Big XII. Alabama did manage to keep OU 15 points under their average but that average was so high that Bama looked merely above average, not utterly dominant as they did against the SEC's crap offenses. OSU was right on their average so Mizzou performed like an average Big XII defense. Finally Baylor was scoring 28.3 PPG coming into the bowl. Vandy's D was 17 points worse than the average D in the Big XII. When you look at actual outcomes, it's clear that any claim of tough defense in the SEC is the result of how bad the offenses are in that league. The same defenses look MUCH worse when pitted against modern, well-coached offenses - even those with significantly less talent. Put SEC teams through a Big XII schedule and I guarantee you that most of them would give up north of 30 PPG. The proof is in the pudding even if it is a bitter pill for the SEC homers to swallow.
August 8, 20196 yr Just want to make sure that you know LSU "O" actually had a higher PPG avg than the horns. That was in a conference that knows how to play a little defense.I’d call giving up 74 point to aggy very little defense
August 8, 20196 yr Just want to make sure that you know LSU "O" actually had a higher PPG avg than the horns. That was in a conference that knows how to play a little defense.Too bad it’s not more than a little. Georgia(sec) is tougher on Twitter than in real life. -Joel Klatt.
August 8, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, 167back said: Just want to make sure that you know LSU "O" actually had a higher PPG avg than the horns. That was in a conference that knows how to play a little defense. LSU had the luxury of playing 4 bad defenses OOC plus the 7 OT game. I guess they should get a consolation prize for the refs screwing them at A&M. Let's look at how LSU ACTUALLY did against their SEC slate shall we? 22 pts @ Auburn. 45 vs Ole Miss, 19 @ Florida, 36 vs Georgia (with help from 5 turnovers), 19 vs MSU, ZERO vs Alabama, 24 @ Arkansas and 72 @ A&M (31 in regulation). Looks like 24.5 PPG in regulation for SEC play. Which of those offensive performances are supposed to impress us again?
August 8, 20196 yr 3 hours ago, Machinator said: Do it CDC. I got fam that wants to be there for the game with or without a ticket.
August 9, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, Burt Macklin said: How the fuck do they have that many people missing from practice?! Asked my LSU friend about this. He said most of the guys are out as a precaution and “will be fine,” and they are just “dealing with minor injuries.” To me, when you have that many guys out milking minor injuries, that speaks to larger culture issues.
August 9, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, 167back said: Just want to make sure that you know LSU "O" actually had a higher PPG avg than the horns. That was in a conference that knows how to play a little defense. Did that take into account the 75 you put on that vaunted sec aggy def and still took the L?
August 9, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, sushihorn said: Here's a more comprehensive list of those missing from yesterday's practice. It's Yuuuuge: https://www.tigerdroppings.com/lsu-football/more-potential-starters-missing-from-lsus-practice-on-wednesday-august-7/84744148/ Let’s see what happens for tomorrow’s practice, but to me that screams drug test or some other internal discipline issue... I will laugh if it ends up like UF last year and all sorts of people end up suspended
August 9, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, 167back said: Just want to make sure that you know LSU "O" actually had a higher PPG avg than the horns. That was in a conference that knows how to play a little defense. SEC Bowl game scores 2018 >>> Clemson 44 - Alabama 16 Iowa 27 - Miss St 22 Kentucky 27 - Penn St 24 LSU 40 - MIGHTY University of Central Florida 32 Texas 28 - Georgia 21 Okie St 38 - Missouri 33 Texas A&M 52 - NC State 13 (Yay, we rely on aggy to help keep the illusion on life support!!!) Florida 41 - Michigan 15 (Solid) Virginia 28 - South Carolina 0 Alabama 45 - Oklahoma 34 So, the MIGHTY SEC averages giving up 4 touchdowns per game during bowl season last year. LMAO! Oh, wait, I see what you did there... Quote a conference that knows how to play a little defense A "little". Now I get it!!!
August 9, 20196 yr 4 minutes ago, Cajun said: Shit, that was a lot of work. I could of just posted this... That poor sheep they tied up at midfield.
August 9, 20196 yr Georgia vs the SEC in 2018 avg points on offense >>>>> 38.7 Georgia's point output vs Texas in the Sugar Bowl >>>>> 21 Georgia's yards per game in 2018 >>>>> 464.9 Versus Texas in the Sugar Bowl >>>>>> 284 But, hey, SEC DEFENSE baby! So, please 167back, tell it AGAIN!!!
August 9, 20196 yr Just now, Agent 13 said: Stop! Stop! He's already dead! Nope. I won't and you can't make me.
August 9, 20196 yr 13 minutes ago, Cajun said: Georgia vs the SEC in 2018 avg points on offense >>>>> 38.7 Georgia's point output vs Texas in the Sugar Bowl >>>>> 21 Georgia's yards per game in 2018 >>>>> 464.9 Versus Texas in the Sugar Bowl >>>>>> 284 But, hey, SEC DEFENSE baby! So, please 167back, tell it AGAIN!!! Don't forget UGa's pride and joy: their running game. before the bowl: 249 YPG, 6.03 per carry vs Texas: 72 yards, 2.40 per carry vs LSU: 113 yards, 3.77 per carry vs Bama: 153 yards, 3.92 per carry
August 9, 20196 yr All these statistics are meaningless when you factor in the incontrovertible fact that SEC teams only want to play for championships and therefore basically hand the opposing teams victory in regular bowl games.
August 9, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Cajun said: Georgia's yards per game in 2018 >>>>> 464.9 Versus Texas in the Sugar Bowl >>>>>> 284 But, hey, SEC DEFENSE baby! So, please 167back, tell it AGAIN!!! And 40% of Georgia's yards came in the 4th Q when Texas was perfectly willing to trade space for time.
August 9, 20196 yr 10 hours ago, texifornia said: The fuck is going on over there? They have a great strength coach, so it's not like that's the issue. They clearly just don't want to be there.
August 9, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Richter said: All these statistics are meaningless when you factor in the incontrovertible fact that SEC teams only want to play for championships and therefore basically hand the opposing teams victory in regular bowl games. Except for when they don't and they actually win, which in that case is undeniable proof of the SEC's superiority.
August 9, 20196 yr 18 hours ago, Cajun said: The right question is what kind of cocaine STAYS on the hood of a car going 80mph? You were tracking in your second sentence, but how does one have cocaine "stuck" on the hood of his car? Did the guy have un-stepped on paste fresh from Peru? Makes no sense at all. Turns out, it was poop https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/sports/article_55065ff6-ba4e-11e9-9b24-ab98e21113fa.html
August 9, 20196 yr SIAP, but I just heard on Bucky Godboldt and Erin Hogan discussing the fact that ESPN selected Clemson as the Game Day site for the first weekend of the season, all but guaranteeing that Game Day will land in Austin for the LSU game.
August 9, 20196 yr SIAP, but I just heard on Bucky Godboldt and Erin Hogan discussing the fact that ESPN selected Clemson as the Game Day site for the first weekend of the season, all but guaranteeing that Game Day will land in Austin for the LSU game.The stage is perfectly set... For an opening loss to LA Tech. Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk
August 9, 20196 yr 6 minutes ago, South Austin said: SIAP, but I just heard on Bucky Godboldt and Erin Hogan discussing the fact that ESPN selected Clemson as the Game Day site for the first weekend of the season, all but guaranteeing that Game Day will land in Austin for the LSU game. Someone on Reddit's Longhorn Nation said they just worked with IT setting up the south mall area for it, and that Colt should be a guest speaker: https://old.reddit.com/r/LonghornNation/comments/cnucpm/college_gameday_will_be_at_the_lsuut_game/ Edited August 9, 20196 yr by Cashdaddyblumpkins
August 9, 20196 yr 1 minute ago, Nivek said: I am beginning to think that field test has a false positive problem. Either that, or the pigeon has a drug problem
August 9, 20196 yr 6 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said: Either that, or the pigeon has a drug problem
August 9, 20196 yr 23 minutes ago, gmr548 said: The stage is perfectly set... For an opening loss to LA Tech. Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk You can go fuck yourself, sir.
August 9, 20196 yr I was gonna say they are just wimps afraid of the Louisiana heat, but shit, highs are like 94 in baton rouge.
August 9, 20196 yr 58 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said: Should be Roy on Game Day for the LSU game. Roy and Chris do brunch 5 min segment. They end up at Dennys and you know who just happens to be there staring down opposing dinners.
August 9, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Nivek said: I am beginning to think that field test has a false positive problem. Very well known. Cops love ‘em some unreliable testing. Makes everybody “arrestable”. I’ll bet anything they didn’t test anything. 80 mph, dark skinned fella, South Carolina? ”Hey, what’s that on your hood boy?” THAT’S what happened. DA found out he was popular with voters because “FOOTBALL!!!”, and voila, it’s all worked out now. Edited August 9, 20196 yr by Cajun
August 9, 20196 yr Four weeks out, I think it's now safe to say it is NOT "way too early" to be discussing this game. And that makes me very happy. Not ignoring La Tech btw.
August 9, 20196 yr I was gonna say they are just wimps afraid of the Louisiana heat, but shit, highs are like 94 in baton rouge. Yeah but it’s a humid corndog heat
August 9, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said: Turns out, it was poop https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/sports/article_55065ff6-ba4e-11e9-9b24-ab98e21113fa.html 6 hours ago, Nivek said: I am beginning to think that field test has a false positive problem. 6 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said: Either that, or the pigeon has a drug problem Consulted with a local defense attorney a couple of years ago (analyzing laptop drive), and found that the field testing kits which are supplied to the cops for a few bucks a pop (of course, you can't buy just ONE, you get a box with a couple hundred different tests). Turned out that most of them have from at least 35% to over 70% false positives. You could scoop up a little dirt from the roadside and get a hit. But of course YMMV.
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