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1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

 

I was just listening to this on 90s hip hop when I read this tweet.

Texas by 100

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Amazing album 

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    LSU plays in a conference full of primitive offenses that make an opposing D look good.  Things look a lot different when they run into competent, modern offenses. Georgia was averaging 18.5 PPG

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    LSU is a mortal enemy for UT at this point. We are competing with these cheating, stupid motherfuckers for every recruit we want - yard, by hard fucking yard. ATM opened the door for the SEC to come i

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Supposedly there was a post on SECRant that had a sheet with all of the UT coaching staff phone numbers that was posted and then pulled down
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8 hours ago, closetojumping said:

You could have put literally anything into those captions. 

jabba wabba wookie moshpit!

1 hour ago, USMCHorn said:

Apparently LSU fans have found Sam's cell number and have been sending him text messages. fucking idiots.

Fucking swamp trash

This is beautiful. Texas players have always been susceptible to the whole "We're Texas" mindset and over-hyping themselves, but history shows whenever a team comes full of disrespect in the week leading up to the game they get their ass handed to them. Bradshaw's comments before the opener and now this. Oklahoma is smart enough not to engage in this shit. They know. No one has historically taken advantage of a relaxed, overhyped Texas team more than them. Lsu is about to find out what happens when you wake them up game week and get their attention. 

Also, Austin fans should to blitz the hell out of lsu hotel tonight at all hours. Fire alarms. Fire off fireworks. Just raise hell in the place

I'll never understand calling kids before a game. Do they not understand that you can still be on the internet on airplane mode without taking calls?

So OKST plays McNeese State tomorrow at 6:00 and I just found out that their QB is Cody Orgeron, yup, Big Os son. So our game should be just as interesting as yours.

Also, Austin fans should to blitz the hell out of lsu hotel tonight at all hours. Fire alarms. Fire off fireworks. Just raise hell in the place
Pay the homeless to do it so nobody gets arrested and misses the game...plus will clear the streets for a little bit

Win/Win

It is who they are. They are all trash.

2 minutes ago, Nivek said:

It is who they are. They are all trash.
 

Sooo ... they are who we thought they were?

5 minutes ago, Nivek said:

It is who they are. They are all trash.
 

Desperate trash.  Loving these morons nervously trying to hide their fear.  They know what’s coming.  

38 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

Also, Austin fans should to blitz the hell out of lsu hotel tonight at all hours. Fire alarms. Fire off fireworks. Just raise hell in the place

Where are they staying?

7 minutes ago, Nivek said:

It is who they are. They are all trash.

Doubtful. I'm sure some of them are.

39 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

Also, Austin fans should to blitz the hell out of lsu hotel tonight at all hours. Fire alarms. Fire off fireworks. Just raise hell in the place

That would set a nice precedent for Texas fans traveling to LSU next season ... not.

Just because some knuckleheads choose to be knuckleheads shouldn't result in blind reciprocation to the whole fan base.

Just saw Kevin Dunn and Scipio have started a new weekly podcast. It showed up in my stream under The Horn Austin's brand. Their summary says they review LaTech and then preview the LSU game. Also Joe Cook and Brad Kellner have a new one too, also under The Horn Austin.

That would set a nice precedent for Texas fans traveling to LSU next season ... not.

Just because some knuckleheads choose to be knuckleheads shouldn't result in blind reciprocation to the whole fan base.

Who said anything about retaliation on the fan base?...they are blowing up our qb's phone ; i dont see a problem messing with the teams hotel then

 

Like i said pay a few homeless guys to pull the fire alarm at 12am...2am...4am

 

45 minutes ago, 'stache said:

So OKST plays McNeese State tomorrow at 6:00 and I just found out that their QB is Cody Orgeron, yup, Big Os son. So our game should be just as interesting as yours.

Offense:  “Ok boss what’s the play”

QB: ”Ahhheight we gun cahl tie the bitch ass white hoe, fuck you”

TE: “Da fuq you call me?”

RB: “Your moms a bitch ass white hoe!”

OG: “I quit”

*** whistle ***

Ref: “Delay of game, McNeese State.  Five yard penalty.  Repeat first down”

LT:  “Guys he was calling Tiger Hitch Pass Right Four, on two”

 

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1 hour ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Supposedly there was a post on SECRant that had a sheet with all of the UT coaching staff phone numbers that was posted and then pulled down

Just trot out Dinesh Patel and their status as swamp aggy will be enshrined permanently.

LSU full of trash talking, boasting, and distractions. Even some open homo activities in the locker room posted on the twatter.

Texas full of class. Being respectful. Making the whole team stay off Twitter. 

Oh no! LSU has posted all the teams phone numbers! 

Lulz wouldn't this just make them MORE FOCUSED ON FOOTBALL YA DIPSHITS???

Here's a thread on the topic:  Is the entire Texas coaching staff’s cell numbers off limits?
And here is the response of a dumbass stupid enough to put his number on the internet. May he get what he deserves for his trashy intention.
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Send em to me! 3373040333
 
I doubt thats his number...but he could be dumb enough
Just now, Bone3421 said:

 
I doubt thats his number...but he could be dumb enough

"Send 'em' to me!"

What's "em"? A massive set of scat pics or something?

"Send 'em' to me!"
What's "em"? A massive set of scat pics or something?
Ask him lol
8 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Just saw Kevin Dunn and Scipio have started a new weekly podcast. It showed up in my stream under The Horn Austin's brand. Their summary says they review LaTech and then preview the LSU game. Also Joe Cook and Brad Kellner have a new one too, also under The Horn Austin.

Listened to it earlier. It's good. A bit rough as you might expect a new show but Scipio is probably my favorite Texas prognosticator.

It's worth a listen.

Phone harassment is also a class b  misdemeanor in Texas, punishable by jail time. What Sam is about to do is a felony when not done on the field.

7 minutes ago, Bone3421 said:

Who said anything about retaliation on the fan base?...they are blowing up our qb's phone ; i dont see a problem messing with the teams hotel then

Like i said pay a few homeless guys to pull the fire alarm at 12am...2am...4am

Still, it wouldn't bode well and still likely results in retaliation next season. That just escalates the situation. Take the high road.

Still, it wouldn't bode well and still likely results in retaliation next season. That just escalates the situation. Take the high road.
Hey if austin cant control its homeless population how is that any of the longhorns fault

*wink wink*
2 hours ago, USMCHorn said:

Apparently LSU fans have found Sam's cell number and have been sending him text messages. fucking idiots.

Would be a shame if someone pulled the fire alarm at their team hotel around 3AM.

43 minutes ago, sith_horn said:

Doubtful. I'm sure some of them are.

That would set a nice precedent for Texas fans traveling to LSU next season ... not.

Just because some knuckleheads choose to be knuckleheads shouldn't result in blind reciprocation to the whole fan base.

It's not that big a deal just crazy annoying. When I played professional European soccer that was a common tactic that a ton of fans use, especially the English fans. They would be firing off black cats and m-80s and whatever else all hours of the night right outside the hotel

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

All they know how to do is talk shit. 

12 minutes ago, USMCHorn said:

All they know how to do is talk shit. 

We do the Mike eating the logo thing every week against every opponent

4 minutes ago, Walnut said:

We do the Mike eating the logo thing every week against every opponent

That is pretty cool, had no idea you all did that. 

1 hour ago, TriStone said:

Would be a shame if someone pulled the fire alarm at their team hotel around 3AM.

And then again at 4 and 6 or so

I'm a southeast Texan, my family's roots are in southern Louisiana but after this week I am glad our collegiate rivalries just extend to Grambling, Southern and Xavier. These Tiguh fans are something else. 

 

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1 hour ago, LW Goatman said:

Phone harassment is also a class b  misdemeanor in Texas, punishable by jail time. What Sam is about to do is a felony when not done on the field.

 

And dude let’s not...let’s NOT forget..keeping an amphibious rodent, within the city...that ain’t legal either.  

1 hour ago, sith_horn said:

Doubtful. I'm sure some of them are.

That would set a nice precedent for Texas fans traveling to LSU next season ... not.

Just because some knuckleheads choose to be knuckleheads shouldn't result in blind reciprocation to the whole fan base.

wanna know how I know youre gay?  

 

NTTAWWT

Hey people going to gameday tomorrow:

Never forget to keep booing Herbstreit every time he talks

 

 

2 hours ago, Chopper said:

Just saw Kevin Dunn and Scipio have started a new weekly podcast. It showed up in my stream under The Horn Austin's brand. Their summary says they review LaTech and then preview the LSU game. Also Joe Cook and Brad Kellner have a new one too, also under The Horn Austin.

The Everyone Gets A Trophy Podcast with Paul Wadlington & Kevin Dunn

EVERYONE GETS A TROPHY

 

13 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

wanna know how I know youre gay? 

NTTAWWT

GFY Sgt. Punk.

14 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Hey people going to gameday tomorrow:

Never forget to keep booing Herbstreit every time he talks

 

 

Shady Ohio state bitch.

This game feels more importamnt to me than any other game. I feel like it's the whole season in a game. After dominating Georgia i cant handle a loss to these clowns. They"re like half as good as Georgia.

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