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The wife reminds me of Courteney Cox during her emaciated look days. Kinda spooky but still doable under low light conditions.

Those poor kids never had a chance with the crazy faces of their two parents. I wonder if there’s a special school they can attend where they aren’t made fun of and also not scare their fellow students and teachers

57 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

This is much funnier now compared to when the exact same thing was post #4

Excuse the fuck out of me.....phone didn't load the first one.

1 hour ago, dad said:

Good thing I’m not famous so my normal looking family pictures could be ripped to shreds by a bunch of middle aged fat fuck nobodies.

I can see that you are new here. Sit down and let me tell you about what assholes we are. 

he looks more like someone who took an extra benzo and now wants to not melt into the carpet and fall asleep in a room full of people who might draw on his face

12 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Lizard people 

 

Reptilians.

 

The word you're looking for is "Reptilians".

Lawrence Taylor somehow got lost at the Jets’ facility and Gase felt the need to party up with him.

Uh why are his eyes that way?

Uh if you had had to deal with this for several years your eyes would look that way too...

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He looks like Michael Corleone after he gets back from the bathroom right before he plugs Sollozzo and McClusky.

6 hours ago, Mileslong said:

Those poor kids never had a chance with the crazy faces of their two parents. I wonder if there’s a special school they can attend where they aren’t made fun of and also not scare their fellow students and teachers

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3 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

Uh why are his eyes that way?

Uh if you had had to deal with this for several years your eyes would look that way too...

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John Sharp in that gif always looks like he's waiting for the gods to drop a load of dicks in his mouth. Someone with better skills than me should photoshop that happening.

18 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

His whole family has crazy eyes

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Oh shit.  His oldest boy is just straight up the kid from the ring:

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12 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

They look kind of normal here. And yeah, wood, in spite of her case of ETBF. Maybe they all have some kind of progressive disease that is turning them into weird ghouls..Adam-Gase-wife-Jennifer-Gase-pictures-1.

That's the kind of broad that can take a punch

6 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

I can see that you are new here. Sit down and let me tell you about what assholes we are. 

And don’t forget to mention that we all bang 9s and up.  

If she’s not from Texas, I wonder where she got the ETBF from.  

37 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

John Sharp in that gif always looks like he's waiting for the gods to drop a load of dicks in his mouth. Someone with better skills than me should photoshop that happening.

John Sharp?

I’d love to be a fly on the wall when his GM/owner saw the reaction to his press conference and he asked him wtf is the matter with him haha. It’s hard to fuck up an introductory press conference, but Gase did it

7 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

John Sharp?

Whoever that aggie dude is in that gif opening his mouth waiting for dicks to fall in. He always wears a bow tie.

11 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Whoever that aggie dude is in that gif opening his mouth waiting for dicks to fall in. He always wears a bow tie.

You mean John Sharp?

On 1/14/2019 at 9:18 PM, ApocalyseTexas said:

Check out the introduction... No wonder this team has sucked for so long 

 

 

The Jets plan is to tank the next two season for Trevor Lawrence

12 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Whoever that aggie dude is in that gif opening his mouth waiting for dicks to fall in. He always wears a bow tie.

The name you're searching for is R. Bowen Loftin, who guided aggy to the SEC as its president and then proceeded to become chancellor of Missouri, where he oversaw its gradual slide into fuckery, created a “toxic environment through threat, fear and intimidation," and was summarily fired.

6 minutes ago, SimkinsMan said:

The name you're searching for is R. Bowen Loftin, who guided aggy to the SEC as its president and then proceeded to become chancellor of Missouri, where he oversaw its gradual slide into fuckery, created a “toxic environment through threat, fear and intimidation," and was summarily fired.

Who is threatened, intimidated, or is scared of that doofus in a bow tie? 

1 hour ago, SimkinsMan said:

The name you're searching for is R. Bowen Loftin, who guided aggy to the SEC as its president and then proceeded to become chancellor of Missouri, where he oversaw its gradual slide into fuckery, created a “toxic environment through threat, fear and intimidation," and was summarily fired.

Appreciate it. Have some rep

On 1/15/2019 at 7:02 AM, dad said:

Good thing I’m not famous so my normal looking family pictures could be ripped to shreds by a bunch of middle aged fat fuck nobodies.

Post the pics, and we can make you famous.

 

 

Anyway... more like Adam Gaze, amirite?

John Sharp in that gif always looks like he's waiting for the gods to drop a load of dicks in his mouth. Someone with better skills than me should photoshop that happening.
That is not John Sharp.

That is the man with two Rice degrees that fucked over both aggy AND the sec sec sec. Sharp ain't smart enought to have pulled that masterful fuck job off.
Whoever that aggie dude is in that gif opening his mouth waiting for dicks to fall in. He always wears a bow tie.
He is a RICE dude you moron.
I said that, and someone else was questioning me. 
You sir are a moron.
r. bowen loftin
Rice graduate, twice, masters and doctorate.
The name you're searching for is R. Bowen Loftin, who guided aggy to the SEC as its president and then proceeded to become chancellor of Missouri, where he oversaw its gradual slide into fuckery, created a “toxic environment through threat, fear and intimidation," and was summarily fired.
Who is threatened, intimidated, or is scared of that doofus in a bow tie? 
aggy and sec, but they are too stoopid to realize that he fucked em both. Sec sec sec is slowly catching on but aggy are still utterly clueless.

Payback for the siege of South Main is a bitch.


Yo M.O.B.
By Sammy's Hammer
By the suns of South Main
You shall be avenged!

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For future reference, this is Sharp...

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On 1/15/2019 at 6:36 AM, lonestar3 said:

Am I the only one who doesn't understand what this means?

 

On 1/15/2019 at 6:38 AM, Dennis Taylor said:

I believe he is referencing illegal narcotics 


Having slowly realized how many of the more youthful people in the expat community in Buenos Aires could stay awake from Friday morning until Sunday evening, I understood the meaning of the original post that lonestar3 referenced. Dennis Taylor is cien por ciento correct.


My question is "What does ETBF mean?"  (Because I know that "European Tenpin Bowling Federation" is not consistent with this thread.)

2 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

 


Having slowly realized how many of the more youthful people in the expat community in Buenos Aires could stay awake from Friday morning until Sunday evening, I understood the meaning of the original post that lonestar3 referenced. Dennis Taylor is cien por ciento correct.


My question is "What does ETBF mean?"  (Because I know that "European Tenpin Bowling Federation" is not consistent with this thread.)

East Texas Box Face

Just now, Machinator said:

East Texas Box Face

That makes much more sense.

Gracias

20 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

aggy and sec, but they are too stoopid to realize that he fucked em both. Sec sec sec is slowly catching on but aggy are still utterly clueless.

Payback for the siege of South Main is a bitch.


Yo M.O.B.
By Sammy's Hammer
By the suns of South Main
You shall be avenged!



For future reference, this is Sharp...

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not sure if serious...that's McKinney 

East Texas Box Face
Or in some cases East Texas Butt Face
not sure if serious...that's McKinney 
Serious? Moi?

You know better.

On 1/15/2019 at 2:56 PM, Tex Pete said:

John Sharp?

Owen Wilson

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