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7 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I said that, and someone else was questioning me. 

The idiot at the podium is John Sharp, and he's doing worse things than this to aggy "education."

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That's Colonel Sanders, president of Texum University.

On ‎1‎/‎15‎/‎2019 at 6:54 AM, Mileslong said:

I wonder if there’s a special school they can attend where they aren’t made fun of and also not scare their fellow students and teachers

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On 1/14/2019 at 7:50 PM, Vic Mackey said:

The fuck is going on with him?

He was an Optigrabber.

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Don't know what he took, but looking at those eyes, I want some. 😜

5 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:
9 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:
I said that, and someone else was questioning me. 

You sir are a moron.

Not for a lack of trying. But hey, at least I didn't called an aggy. Things are trending up between us. 

Edited by Spider2YBanana

5 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:
21 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:
Whoever that aggie dude is in that gif opening his mouth waiting for dicks to fall in. He always wears a bow tie.

He is a RICE dude you moron.

No. He's an aggy and he's wearing a bow tie after a basketball game waiting for dicks to fall in his mouth, unless Rice wears maroon, dumbass. 

 

His name is R. Bowen Loftin

Edited by Spider2YBanana

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

The idiot at the podium is John Sharp, and he's doing worse things than this to aggy "education."

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Looks like their entire history 

Not for a lack of trying. But hey, at least I didn't called an aggy. Things are trending up between us. 
Wat? ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DOES YOU SPEAK IT?

Btw, This is Sharp



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No. He's an aggy and he's wearing a bow tie after a basketball game waiting for dicks to fall in his mouth, unless Rice wears maroon, dumbass. 
 
His name is R. Bowen Loftin
You seem stupid. No you ARE stupid.

From wiki...

Loftin was born in Hearne, Texas.[2] He graduated from Texas A&M University in three years with a degree in physics, with highest honors, in 1970, and was a staff member of the MSC Student Conference on National Affairs. He earned a master’s degree (1973) and Ph.D. (1975) in physics from Rice University.


Two ADVANCED degrees from Rice vs one in only three years from aggy. 5 years at Rice vs 3 at aggy.

He was a student at Rice when The Siege of South Main occured. The Rice M.O.B. beat aggy band during halftime and the Rice Football Team beat the shit out of aggy nlaa that day.

aggy cretins suffering massive nlaa butthurt from both losing halftime and the game nlaa style attempted to lay siege to Rice Stadium trapping the victorious M.O.B. inside until they could be rescued by heavily armed food trucks who routed aggy morons for a third time that day.

https://www.ricefootball.net/mobday.htm

This experience made Rice Student R. Bowen Loftin vow to one day avenge this pathetically futile affront to the Rice's M.O.B. in a spetackturlaly humiliatitingly vicious and hilarious fashion.

He did this by forcing aggy to the sec sec sec where their inane buffoonery and aggyshines could be ridiculed on a wider scale than ever and where new multitudes could come to hate and pity the sheepfucking toadie humping nut squeezing twits in new venues.
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Sharp...

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Every bit of that screams aggy. 
ALL of your posts scream aggy.
18 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
51 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
Every bit of that screams aggy. 

ALL of your posts scream aggy.

There's the Phlem we all love and know 

22 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

You seem stupid. No you ARE stupid.

From wiki...

Loftin was born in Hearne, Texas.[2] He graduated from Texas A&M University in three years with a degree in physics, with highest honors, in 1970, and was a staff member of the MSC Student Conference on National Affairs. He earned a master’s degree (1973) and Ph.D. (1975) in physics from Rice University.


Two ADVANCED degrees from Rice vs one in only three years from aggy. 5 years at Rice vs 3 at aggy.

He was a student at Rice when The Siege of South Main occured. The Rice M.O.B. beat aggy band during halftime and the Rice Football Team beat the shit out of aggy nlaa that day.

aggy cretins suffering massive nlaa butthurt from both losing halftime and the game nlaa style attempted to lay siege to Rice Stadium trapping the victorious M.O.B. inside until they could be rescued by heavily armed food trucks who routed aggy morons for a third time that day.

https://www.ricefootball.net/mobday.htm

This experience made Rice Student R. Bowen Loftin vow to one day avenge this pathetically futile affront to the Rice's M.O.B. in a spetackturlaly humiliatitingly vicious and hilarious fashion.

He did this by forcing aggy to the sec sec sec where their inane buffoonery and aggyshines could be ridiculed on a wider scale than ever and where new multitudes could come to hate and pity the sheepfucking toadie humping nut squeezing twits in new venues.
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Sharp...

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So him in an aggy outfit acting like a dumbass has what to do with Rice?

 

Are you just incapable of doing anything other than putting images that have no meaning in any discussion, with your awesome retort of "AGGY BOY!!!". Gotcha, aggy boy! See? I'm clever aggy boy!!!! 

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21 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
55 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
Every bit of that screams aggy. 

ALL of your posts scream aggy.

You seem fucking retarded, and your picture posting doesn't help your cause 

They look kind of normal here. And yeah, wood, in spite of her case of ETBF. Maybe they all have some kind of progressive disease that is turning them into weird ghouls..Adam-Gase-wife-Jennifer-Gase-pictures-1.jpg

Not really
So him in an aggy outfit acting like a dumbass has what to do with Rice?
 
Are you just incapable of doing anything other than putting images that have no meaning in any discussion, with your awesome retort of "AGGY BOY!!!". Gotcha, aggy boy! See? I'm clever aggy boy!!!! 
Reading comprehension does not seem to be your strong suit. You must be a sec sec sec cracker.
3 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:
6 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:
So him in an aggy outfit acting like a dumbass has what to do with Rice?
 
Are you just incapable of doing anything other than putting images that have no meaning in any discussion, with your awesome retort of "AGGY BOY!!!". Gotcha, aggy boy! See? I'm clever aggy boy!!!! 

Reading comprehension does not seem to be your strong suit. You must be a sec sec sec cracker.

Wbat does that even mean? An "sec sec sec cracker"? Don't huff paint, kids. You'll end up like Phlem and post pictures that make zero sense call people sec crackers like it's supposed to be an insult 😂

With those peepers the dude should just go ahead and legally change his last name to "Gaze."   If he has any success at all with the Jets he'll become one-name entity unto himself simply known as "Gaze."

I went to a Rice @ A&M game in like '80 or '81.  Pregame, the guy in the Sammy Owl suit was strutting around the whole field on a 440 track if memory serves.  About every hundred feet he would turn his butt to the Aggie crowd, bend over, flip his tail up and waggle his butt at Aggies, who would arise, enraged and yell and throw shit at him, it seemed to me with excessive zeal but then I thought, this is Aggieland.  Sammy finally ended up on the Rice sideline and all 500 of us could see what pissed off the Aggies.  A sign was taped to Sammy's butt, visible only when the tail was flipped up, featuring the Aggy logo with a nicely drawn small cap block "E" on each end - "EATME."  Rice won the game despite trailing at the half and without making a single first down in the second half.

Wbat does that even mean? An "sec sec sec cracker"? Don't huff paint, kids. You'll end up like Phlem and post pictures that make zero sense call people sec crackers like it's supposed to be an insult [emoji23]
Banana
Wbat does that even mean? An "sec sec sec cracker"? Don't huff paint, kids. You'll end up like Phlem and post pictures that make zero sense call people sec crackers like it's supposed to be an insult [emoji23]
Well to you aggy sec sec sec cracker isnt an insult.

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