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I've been laughing all day about hamberders. 

Every few days, for a split second or so, maybe because I am mastering mindfulness/meditation, Trump is nothing but a funny sumbitch. 

Hamberders.

This guy.

 

And after we lost our little league game, to cheer me up---Dad pulled into Burger King and through my retainer, I proudly exclaimed, "Ermahgerd, Hamberders!"  

Remember that time Hitler was comparing Jews to rodents? 

Funny guy that Hitler.

5 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

I've been laughing all day about hamberders. 

Every few days, for a split second or so, maybe because I am mastering mindfulness/meditation, Trump is nothing but a funny sumbitch

Hamberders.

This guy.

 

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Many other negative things?  I love it when politicians get specific.  

21 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

this was his funniest tweet  

 

Fuck yeah it was 

Anyone who lives in the public eye as much as the president is going to have all too human moments. Remember Chevy Chase as the stumbling Gerald Ford, HW puking on the Japanese head of state, almost everything W said, and Obama’s 57 states. Or more seriously, remember Clinton abusing his power to take advantage of an intern or Reagan losing his ability to think clearly towards the end of his term. These are all human things that are the result of living your life in public. These are real, imperfect people living insanely public lives.

Trump is from a different planet. His all to human moments only make sense if he’s a shape shifting lizard person.

He managed to top "handburgers," which is what I thought they were called until I learned to read at age five. 

The buck stops with everybody.

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2 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

He managed to top "handburgers," which is what I thought they were called until I learned to read at age five. 

When we were little, if we had no handburgers, we ate sangwidges.

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The tweets really create a whole other galaxy of shit to laugh at.

I bet guys like Nixon, Grant, Jackson, T. Roosevelt would have thrown out some craziness.

 

47 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

The tweets really create a whole other galaxy of shit to laugh at.

I bet guys like Nixon, Grant, Jackson, T. Roosevelt would have thrown out some craziness.

 

Nixon would have been way too paranoid to use twitter. TR would have been much more eloquent.

Jackson would have had some truly insane ramblings.

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This would be the perfect tweet back...

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