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good luck clearing arsenio hall's schedule.

This and the top gun sequel 30 years later are sure to be top notch.  

The only good thing that can come from this are more reruns of the original. 

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6 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

good luck clearing arsenio hall?'s schedule.

Per Google, you may be right...

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14 minutes ago, jeevsie said:

A little Trading Places mixup there?

I guess he's saying that all Eddie Murphys look the same. Seems problematic. 

Oh cool another original idea by Hollywood.

My kids love when I do this joke for them-

 

 

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Please, please tell me Jaden Smith will be playing the young prince who travels to L.A. for wild gay sex, getting clear at the Hollywood Scientology Center and underground karate tournaments.

 

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This movie will be nothing without Louie Anderson.  Hopefully his character has made assistant manager by now, because that's where the big bucks start rolling in.

31 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

There is a terrible idea. 

Eh, whadda you know from funny?

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the royal penis is clean your highness

If he's the King now and his son wants to do something similar and goes to America and has his own hilarious journey, then it could have legs, but the odds are it'll never recapture the magic and suck.

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2 hours ago, South Austin said:

This movie will be nothing without Louie Anderson.  Hopefully his character has made assistant manager by now, because that's where the big bucks start rolling in.

Coming to America 2:  A Ponzi Scheme Involving Gold.

4 hours ago, jeevsie said:

A little Trading Places mixup there?

Understandable.  The two old honks are in both. 

22 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Understandable.  The two old honks are in both. 

 

Yeah in one they are main characters and the other they are a 5 second throw away cameo. Totally makes sense...............

3 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:

My kids love when I do this joke for them-

 

 

I had been working with a guy for about 5 years when he comes in after a random weekend and comes up to me and says, "Coming to America! THAT'S where you get it from!"

Whenever something clicks for someone, it's pretty common that I give the Eddie Murphy "Aha!"

Eddie Murphy must need money.

5 hours ago, XYZ said:

Eddie Murphy must need money.

the boy has got his OWN moneyyyy!

Shitt!!!!!!!  would have rather seen a sequel of "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"

Wait. Let me guess. We are all set for a charming romp where..

eddie Murphy has a kid who is at ‘that’ age and is being pressured to marry when they feel unready, but it not a HE it’s a SHE (Whaaaaaaaaaat??) Eddie plays the lovable, funny, overprotective dad who just wants the best for his girl but has reservations because of the man he was in his youth.

 So this insanely rich, glamorous, pretty and perhaps slightly spoiled girl goes to LA (Whaaaaaaaaat???) to find true love, but actually... finds herself. 

She meets a charming, handsome and successful guy that she instantly falls in love with and developes an unhealthy obsession. He is attached and too much of a pussy/stupid to act on a sure thing so she is forced to, through a series of wacky series lies and farces, make him see the girl he’s with is not the girl for him. He finds out about her deceit, gets mad and rejects her but then later realizes he loves her and the movie closes with an elaborate 30 min “rush to the train station” bit where he pontificates his love for her.

 ...But she cant be with him because she fell in love with the male friend she made that reluctantly helped her with her hygienist. (Whaaaaaaaaat???) He is a slightly less handsome, poor guy in a shitty job/position that is also coincidentally respectable or noble. 

Movie ends.

We all leave feeling like we got ripped off.

Eddie Murphy get slightly richer.

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15 hours ago, XYZ said:

Eddie Murphy must need money.

He has 10 kids, a fiance, and some ex-wives.  

12 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

Wait. Let me guess. We are all set for a charming romp where..

eddie Murphy has a kid who is at ‘that’ age and is being pressured to marry when they feel unready, but it not a HE it’s a SHE (Whaaaaaaaaaat??) Eddie plays the lovable, funny, overprotective dad who just wants the best for his girl but has reservations because of the man he was in his youth.

 So this insanely rich, glamorous, pretty and perhaps slightly spoiled girl goes to LA (Whaaaaaaaaat???) to find true love, but actually... finds herself. 

She meets a charming, handsome and successful guy that she instantly falls in love with and developes an unhealthy obsession. He is attached and too much of a pussy/stupid to act on a sure thing so she is forced to, through a series of wacky series lies and farces, make him see the girl he’s with is not the girl for him. He finds out about her deceit, gets mad and rejects her but then later realizes he loves her and the movie closes with an elaborate 30 min “rush to the train station” bit where he pontificates his love for her.

 ...But she cant be with him because she fell in love with the male friend she made that reluctantly helped her with her hygienist. (Whaaaaaaaaat???) He is a slightly less handsome, poor guy in a shitty job/position that is also coincidentally respectable or noble. 

Movie ends.

We all leave feeling like we got ripped off.

Eddie Murphy get slightly richer.

You just made Drew’s nipples hard. 

Prince is King. 

Landlord runs Trump Tower. 

Body by Jake owns Cab Company. 

Queen has been banging Soul Glo guy on side. 

Sexual Chocolate is a mega-band now, selling out arenas/stadiums across the country. 

Hold up Man - out on parole, working at McDowells. 

Semmi married tranny. 

Maurice - as been mentioned - asst. mgr of McDowells. 

Saul - still waiting on spoon for soup. 

21 hours ago, Patrick Bateman said:

If he's the King now and his son wants to do something similar and goes to America and has his own hilarious journey, then it could have legs

I bet your favorite TV show is Wiggum PI

This and the top gun sequel 30 years later are sure to be top notch.  
Original cast must return so I can see that HOT Charlie chick again. Bet she's still SMOKE! Oh yeaaah, baby!

Am I the only one who thought the original was only marginally funny?  Because I thought it was only marginally funny.  Probably because Arsenio makes my butt itch.

There they go. There they go. Every time we start coming up with a new movie idea, white folks gotta pull a sequel out their ass.  That's their one.  That's their one. 

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1 minute ago, Sbbruin said:

Am I the only one who thought the original was only marginally funny?  Because I thought it was only marginally funny.  Probably because Arsenio makes my butt itch.

I just watch it for the barber shop scenes.

1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

Am I the only one who thought the original was only marginally funny?  Because I thought it was only marginally funny.  Probably because Arsenio makes my butt itch.

It’s funnier than Step-Brothers. 

On 1/16/2019 at 11:55 AM, jeevsie said:

A little Trading Places mixup there?

Dammit.

52 minutes ago, Underdog said:

It’s funnier than Step-Brothers. 

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2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Am I the only one who thought the original was only marginally funny?  Because I thought it was only marginally funny.  Probably because Arsenio makes my butt itch.

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4 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Am I the only one who thought the original was only marginally funny?  Because I thought it was only marginally funny.  Probably because Arsenio makes my butt itch.

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Sorry couldn't leave that one out.

It's campy as shit and funny as hell. Even without Arsenio Eddie is in his prime. I am not saying it's anywhere close to his best work but it's really good. And much better than marginally funny.

 

He only has a few scenes but I love Frankie Fabiano in this movie.  Cracks me up every time.

They're Amazon, we're Avignon.  They got the vested Bezos, we have the vested Chisos.  They same day deliver with prime, our deliveries have no same day option.

19 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Am I the only one who thought the original was only marginally funny?  Because I thought it was only marginally funny.  Probably because Arsenio makes my butt itch.

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