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Texas man allegedly pays for deep-tissue massages and nightclub dances using campaign donations meant for Trump, Clinton, and Bernie Sanders

 

Anastasis, i for one applaud your slut-seeking excesses...

 

Kyle Prall, from Austin, Texas, has been indicted for allegedly spending campaign contributions reportedly meant to support then-presidential candidates Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Sen. Bernie Sanders on things like massages and nightclub “entertainers.”

 

In 2015, Prall began soliciting contributions through political committees with names like “Feel Bern,” “Trump Victory,” and “HC4President.”

The political committees claimed the funds would be spent in ways to support the candidates — including transporting voters to the polls, training costs for volunteers, and direct contributions to the candidates themselves.

 

Prall allegedly used the funds on personal indulgences from hotel room service to international flights.

 

A Texas man who allegedly devised a scheme to collect over $500,000 in campaign contributions for then-presidential candidates Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Sen. Bernie Sanders funneled the funds to his personal bank accounts according to court filings released by the US District Court of Western Texas on Tuesday.

 

In 2015, Kyle Prall allegedly began soliciting contributions through political committees with names like “Feel Bern,” “Trump Victory,” and “HC4President.” The political committees claimed that the funds would be spent in ways that supported the candidates — including costs to transport voters to the polls, training costs for volunteers at phone banks, and direct contributions to the candidates themselves.

 

Prall allegedly used the funds to pay for his salary and used debit cards registered by the political committees’ bank accounts to pay for numerous personal expenses, including:

 

$1,167: Two-night stay at a hotel in Miami Beach, Florida

$3,101: Food, bottle service, and hookah at a Miami nightclub

$1,470: Nightclub dances “performed by entertainers”

$1,073: Three-night stay at Texas resort

$728: Room service, mini-bar charges, deep-tissue massage, and pet cleaning fees at the Texas resort

$952: Flights in Florida for Prall and his girlfriend

$812: Flight to Belize in Central America

 

you dirty Greek dog, you...

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$1,470: Nightclub dances “performed by entertainers”

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

I'd rather take my chances geting screwed by one of them than a politician, too.

23 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.

Should have driven to Houston and spent the same and gotten five weekdays worth of fun.

I am honored that this is my call out thread. 

I am also kinda shocked that big bong rips were not part of the equation. 

Two words: jury nullification 

What a dumbfuck.  He should know that only candidates can get away with that sorta stuff.  Amateur.

$1,167: Two-night stay at a hotel in Miami Beach, Florida

$3,101: Food, bottle service, and hookah at a Miami nightclub

$1,470: Nightclub dances “performed by entertainers”

$1,073: Three-night stay at Texas resort

$728: Room service, mini-bar charges, deep-tissue massage, and pet cleaning fees at the Texas resort

$952: Flights in Florida for Prall and his girlfriend

$812: Flight to Belize in Central America

 

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This is what I consider a victimless crime. Not guilty. 

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