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No way my recliners survive this boy and this dog

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Look dad, I killed all my toys. 

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And sometimes a good game of hide and seek is just needed. 

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Her butthole is the period on the question mark. 

 

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On 4/13/2021 at 6:35 PM, Buzzrock said:

No way my recliners survive this boy and this dog

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I kinda like the core work being done by both.🙂

Samson has been sluggish and off his food since we got him back from his first week at the kennel a couple days ago (spring break). He also REALLY doesn’t like going in his crate. Not sure what’s up with him.

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Current record:

Skunks 3 / Major 0
Armadillo 0 / Major 0
Possum ½ / Major ½
Porcupine 1 / Major 0


*the Armadillo always makes it back to its hidey - hole under the deck which gets Major to running & pacing around the deck for a minimum of 15 minutes. No win, no loss, no damage to Major.

The last pic is post veterinary checkout.

We did the extraction of the quills ourselves minus one in his R / F paw that was too short & embedded for us to get out... 'twas betwixt the toes.

Didn't need sedation, the vet said he was chill A.F. & took it like a man (even though he doesn't actually have balls anymore). Saved us ½ the expected / quoted cost.cd929fbd604698befbc637b77df67b9d.jpg26aec7cbb716c70ea0a45075041fa5f0.jpg01f95d601f3280195e0634622290a47f.jpg9fec32c4927151fd7ff8b6c7869568af.jpg

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In other doberman self-harm news, Mango broke a couple of toes being a maniac at doggy daycare a couple weeks ago. She just got a new splint and this is the first time I was able to get the cone on. Here is her "You're dead to me" look.cca2e544459cf06d8212f73c5946f924.jpg

18 minutes ago, hookem2010 said:

In other doberman self-harm news, Mango broke a couple of toes being a maniac at doggy daycare a couple weeks ago. She just got a new splint and this is the first time I was able to get the cone on. Here is her "You're dead to me" look.cca2e544459cf06d8212f73c5946f924.jpg

The just wait until I get over this bump in the road look.  They always have the don't get mad, get even look going, don't they?

"You do realize that I am gonna shit in your hat for this, yes?"

I like that you keft her ears natural.

Major's ear cut was the wife's idea. The balls getting cut was mine.

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1 hour ago, ROFL BOX said:

I like that you keft her ears natural.

Major's ear cut was the wife's idea. The balls getting cut was mine.

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Agree

It certainly makes her a little less intimidating looking, which is fine. She's got to be pushing 100 lbs, so her ridiculous size provides the "don't fuck around with my people" vibe.

8 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

I like that you keft her ears natural.

Major's ear cut was the wife's idea. The balls getting cut was mine.

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This. Clipping ears and tails is odd to me. 

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Deep thoughts.

 

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Crazy that dog was actually minutes away from death. She is thriving and quite the beast. 

2 hours ago, Deej said:

This. Clipping ears and tails is odd to me. 

It's fucking cruel and mindless mutilation. "Oh I want my doberman to look meaner"... go fuck yourself and stop owning pets you dickless worm. 

4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

It's fucking cruel and mindless mutilation. "Oh I want my doberman to look meaner"... go fuck yourself and stop owning pets you dickless worm. 

Yeah, I always thought you fed them gunpowder to make them meaner. 

On 4/16/2021 at 12:10 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Agree

You knew I wanted to have his balls cut off?
Creepy.

On 4/16/2021 at 10:55 PM, Biff Tannen said:

Yeah, I always thought you fed them gunpowder to make them meaner. 

Dogs with bees in their mouth. 

 

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On 4/11/2021 at 11:39 PM, Nicole44 said:

 Hope this works because I thought it was awesome.  Not my dog obviously.

 

On a related note....

 

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23 hours ago, Deej said:

She was damned cute.

 

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She turned into quite the independent little shit. You get to love on her when she allows or initiates it. Otherwise, it's all "Get the fuck away from me." Not surprising considering she heeler and husky. 

Willow is all business.ceed4eee34035ad7fda663474e14896d.jpg

This is not the dumbass shit I saw on facebook thread, brat. 

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That damn sunny spot is on the move again!

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He’s still so skinny from his traumatizing week at the kennel. He doesn’t seem to love his Costco dog food: anyone else had to try different foods for a picky eater? Any recommendations?

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We don't have a lot of rules in this house, but one is that Newfies eat ribeye on their 12th birthday. a0a6569201b7b64aed020011e3b307e7.jpg09713a54b4cc2e54cee7b42af0ce887d.jpg

On 4/16/2021 at 1:37 AM, ROFL BOX said:

Current record:

Skunks 3 / Major 0
Armadillo 0 / Major 0
Possum ½ / Major ½
Porcupine 1 / Major 0


*the Armadillo always makes it back to its hidey - hole under the deck which gets Major to running & pacing around the deck for a minimum of 15 minutes. No win, no loss, no damage to Major.

The last pic is post veterinary checkout.

We did the extraction of the quills ourselves minus one in his R / F paw that was too short & embedded for us to get out... 'twas betwixt the toes.

Didn't need sedation, the vet said he was chill A.F. & took it like a man (even though he doesn't actually have balls anymore). Saved us ½ the expected / quoted cost.cd929fbd604698befbc637b77df67b9d.jpg26aec7cbb716c70ea0a45075041fa5f0.jpg01f95d601f3280195e0634622290a47f.jpg9fec32c4927151fd7ff8b6c7869568af.jpg

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I'll introduce any porcupine I see to the bullet festival because of this.  Poor Doggo.

Glad he survived.  I know some that haven't.

On 4/19/2021 at 10:43 PM, Nuge said:

Willow is all business.ceed4eee34035ad7fda663474e14896d.jpg

I've had several bosses give me that look.

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Just me and the boys for dinner tonight!

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Maggie with the devil eyes. and uncooperative tongue 😄

 

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On 4/22/2021 at 11:37 AM, Buzzrock said:

That damn sunny spot is on the move again!

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He’s still so skinny from his traumatizing week at the kennel. He doesn’t seem to love his Costco dog food: anyone else had to try different foods for a picky eater? Any recommendations?

Have you tried Fresh Pet? 

A little girl on girl action. 

 

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9 hours ago, Deej said:

A little girl on girl action. 

 

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Doggy Style 2:  Deej and the Scissoring Poodle

3 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

 


I’ve not. Seems expensive.

 

The roll isn’t bad expense wise. 
 

It’s just for a bit of time. If you get the roll and cut some up with the regular food it helps a lot. I’ve not seen a dog not like it. 
https://freshpet.com/dog/deli-fresh/grain-free-chicken-spinach-potato-dog-food/

They sell it at Target and HEB and other grocery stores also. You don’t have to buy a large quantity.

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We got Bob back in October.

 

Bob's favorite hobbies at the moment are humping the ever-loving dignity out of his blanket, sneaking random rocks into the house, and watching birds in the back yard.

 

He's not the dumbest dog and he's not the smartest dog, but either way, he's turning into a pretty damn good one.

 

 

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future awkward conversation being overheard..

 

"Bob, STOP HUMPING THE BLANKET!!!!!"

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One of my parents’ two Jack Russell’s passed away somewhat suddenly today. She had had some odd health issues but seemed good a couple days ago. Today her lungs filled with fluid and nothing could be done. My mom is really broken up, she has a huge heart for animals.

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RIP Roo, you were a funny little dog who brought my mom immense joy and irritated the shit out of my dad. Well done.

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