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Thoroughly enjoyed it. French cars are true pieces of shit, including the two I owned but couldn’t get enough of .

Wife had one of these. POS. Who the fuck would buy a French Rambler?

“The debut of the AMC-Renault Alliance (essentially a Kenosha-ized Renault 9) in 1983 so impressed the writers at Motor Trend that they gave it the Car Of The Year award that year. 17 minutes later, everyone realized that the Alliance combined the very worst aspects of French build quality and Wisconsin marketing savvy, with predictable sales results. Still, enough Alliances limped out of the showrooms that we can still see them in junkyards every so often. Here’s one I spotted in a Denver self-service yard a few weeks back; looks like it was still in pretty good shape when its last owner finally gave up”
19 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

And this now joins the queue.  

Do yourself a favor and move it to the top. Legit lulz throughout.

I really do miss OG Top Gear and The Grand Tour's full seasons; their current "specials" are too infrequent.

On 12/21/2021 at 3:23 PM, Dutch said:

Do yourself a favor and move it to the top. Legit lulz throughout.

I really do miss OG Top Gear and The Grand Tour's full seasons; their current "specials" are too infrequent.

It was fucking brilliant.  The race where the workers went on strike was very, very fucking funny.

I do like the Citroen SM.  

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I do like the Citroen SM.  

Yeah - it's neat. I'd be afraid of something going wrong every time I took it out though. 

Then again - that's the case with plenty of 70s cars. 

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very gruntled with that mid-00s top gear flavor.  the tourism board videos are great but sometimes i just want a bunch of quick vignettes. 

  • 8 months later...

Season 5 Ep 1 "A Scandi Flick" just dropped.  

Watching now. 

Towing the houses on skis is one of the funniest fucking things they've ever done. I'm close to pissing myself laughing. 

May almost died twice. That's how you know it's good. 

That martini livery was glorious 

Captain Slow no more!

18 hours ago, WithoutAClue said:

this was the best episode in quite a while.

Only episode in quite a while...  :)

They got the band back together and I enjoyed it so much I’ve already watched it twice.  Hopefully we don’t have to wait two years for another episode…

Finally got a chance to watch it last night and dare I say 

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Recency bias and whatnot, but have to put that episode up there w/ the greats, no?  It's an all-timer, imo.

1 hour ago, Braff Zacklin said:

 

14 minutes of pleasant pedantry.

Finally got a chance to watch it last night and dare I say 
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Recency bias and whatnot, but have to put that episode up there w/ the greats, no?  It's an all-timer, imo.

It’s one of the better ones, for sure.

As a big fan of Rally Cars I loved it. I bought one of the first WRX Imprezas in the US when they finally brought them over. Thrashed the hell out of it from Moab to Cheyenne Mountain to Fort Davis, Big Bend and deserted winter beaches around Port A. Often with two dogs in the back, two bikes on top and an apprehensive spouse riding shotgun.

On 9/22/2022 at 10:36 AM, Mittens said:

Finally got a chance to watch it last night and dare I say 

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Recency bias and whatnot, but have to put that episode up there w/ the greats, no?  It's an all-timer, imo.

Of the Grand Tour, yes, it's one of the better ones.  If we are including all Top Gear specials, there are several I would rank higher. 

I don't distinguish between the actual shows.  I'm sure there are better episodes (I'm partial to Patagonia and both Vietnams - motorcycle and boat), but that one is right up there w/ the best of them for me.  I'd bet someone will start naming great episodes and I'll agree w/ most all of them.

21 hours ago, Mittens said:

I don't distinguish between the actual shows.  I'm sure there are better episodes (I'm partial to Patagonia and both Vietnams - motorcycle and boat), but that one is right up there w/ the best of them for me.  I'd bet someone will start naming great episodes and I'll agree w/ most all of them.

To each his own, of course.  Vietnam on the bikes is great.  The trek across the southern US from Miami to New Orleans is epic.  Arctic (North Pole) Adventure is great too.  I'd include the Aston Martin v. the Train or the Bugatti vs. the Plane too.   Botswana special is fantastic.

4 minutes ago, dcbc said:

The trek across the southern US from Miami to New Orleans is epic. 

Another of my faves.  

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On 12/19/2021 at 8:03 AM, Buzzrock said:

The airplane car killed me. Hammond’s French accent had me rolling too. “One of a number of things has inevitably happened, now you must STOP!”

I’ve probably mentioned it before but my neighbor had a successful car YouTube channel and he and two other car YouTubers have a series that is an homage to Top Gear. Pretty entertaining for a bunch of amateurs.
 

 


I’m sure he’d appreciate you checking it out.

 

Been watching this series and their production value has increased dramatically.  They do a better job than US TG at carrying on the old tg legacy.

Christmas special is their latest.

 

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On 9/28/2022 at 2:33 PM, Mittens said:

I don't distinguish between the actual shows.  I'm sure there are better episodes (I'm partial to Patagonia and both Vietnams - motorcycle and boat), but that one is right up there w/ the best of them for me.  I'd bet someone will start naming great episodes and I'll agree w/ most all of them.

That’s an excellent list so I wouldn’t kick any of those out but add a few of my faves to it.  1 Columbia, 2 west coast (lfa, viper, & am), 3 source of the Nile, 4 Nevada caravan trip, & 5 charnobyl.   
 

if motor trend/Amazon didn’t remove the legacy TG episodes I’d write a top 10 after my annual rewatch…  

11 hours ago, SDG said:

west coast (lfa, viper, & am)

Speaking of the Viper...just yesterday I ran across an early 90's clip of Clarkson reviewing the Dodge Viper when it was brand new.  Good shit.

 

  • 5 months later...

About bloody time!

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New episode is live now.  There goes my Thursday night.

Fuck yeah. Probably won't t it up til next week. 

Titties 

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This one is great!  Great combination of eastern European cars and hilarity.

4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Not great for me, but the mansell mancunian accent commentary throughout was great. 

The flying car was nuts.

The Pluto app has a Top Gear channel where they show mostly og episodes with some newer stuff, and so does Freevee.

On 12/28/2022 at 8:35 AM, Mittens said:

Speaking of the Viper...just yesterday I ran across an early 90's clip of Clarkson reviewing the Dodge Viper when it was brand new.  Good shit.

 

That is the most 80’s video ever made in the 90’s. Right down to the Def Leppard and red bandana. 

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“How far away is it?” near the start is one of the single funniest lines ever uttered on this or Top Gear. Absolutely perfect. I was crying.

  • 6 months later...

Rumored to be the last, but at least we get one more ride with our boys. 

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I think they have this one and one more that has finished up. I may have misunderstood though. We will have a third Clarkson’s Farm.

Clarkson's Farm is great, and I enjoy James May's cooking show.  But not so much "our man in ____" I just couldn't get into those.

Gonna miss TG/GT for sure.

19 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Clarkson's Farm is great, and I enjoy James May's cooking show.  But not so much "our man in ____" I just couldn't get into those.

Gonna miss TG/GT for sure.

I love May's old TV shows - Toy Stories, Man Lab, Things you Need to Know, Cars of the People

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The oasis scene was stunning.

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