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Turns out that injecting semen into your arm doesn't cure back pain after all

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Turns out that injecting semen into your arm doesn't cure back pain after all

A man in Ireland repeatedly injected semen into his arm in the hopes that it would cure his back pain. He instead got a subcutaneous abcess and had to get professional help. [via Gizmodo]

Drs. Dunne, Murphy and Rutledge report:

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A 33 year old male was seen complaining of severe, sudden onset lower back pain. He reported lifting a heavy steel object 3 days prior and his symptoms had progressed ever since. This gentleman had a history of chronic low back pain without neurology. Thorough physical exam of the upper and lower limbs revealed an erythematous papule with a central focus on the medial aspect of his right upper limb. His ASIA score for neurology was normal and non-contributory. The patient disclosed that he had intravenously injected his own semen as an innovative method to treat back pain. He had devised this “cure” independent of any medical advice. ... The case also demonstrates the risks involved with medical experimentation prior to extensive clinical research in the form of phased trials inclusive of safety and efficacy assessments.

I'm guessing this means there was an unreported opening of a branch of Texas A&M's medical school in Dublin.

How about just tossing warmed up yogurt on his back? 

1 hour ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

Idiot should have known that semen is taken orally, not intravenously. 

Or as a suppository 

But do they call me Jimmy the boat builder?? No!

but you inject yourself with jizz one time!........

Sid Miller is willing to spend a lot of taxpayer money to see if it works or not.  It just needs a biblical name.

Edited by kevwun

Sid Miller is willing to spend a lot of taxpayer money to see if it works or not.  It just needs a biblical name.


Sheckel Shot?

 

35 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Sid Miller is willing to spend a lot of taxpayer money to see if it works or not.  It just needs a biblical name.

 

30 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

 


Sheckel Shot?

 

Seed of Galilee 

7 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Turns out that injecting semen into your arm doesn't cure back pain after all

A man in Ireland repeatedly injected semen into his arm in the hopes that it would cure his back pain. He instead got a subcutaneous abcess and had to get professional help. [via Gizmodo]

Drs. Dunne, Murphy and Rutledge report:

I'm guessing this means there was an unreported opening of a branch of Texas A&M's medical school in Dublin.

Gizmodo? More like Jizmodo

Know when someone isn't faking how much pain they're in?  When they start injecting their own jizz.

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18 minutes ago, SpiralOut said:

Know when someone isn't faking how much pain they're in?  When they start injecting their own jizz.

I don't know, man. Granted, I was wanting to inject it in someone else, but I've faked all sorts of things for that purpose.

What a dumbass, he used his own jizz, lol. That's not gonna work.

Well, the "cells" did come out of his "stem".

27 minutes ago, woohorn said:

Well, the "cells" did come out of his "stem".

I’ve been thinking for two hours trying to identify a ‘good’ stem cell joke.   

Come again?

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