October 25, 20214 yr "just when I think I'm out, they pull me back in" Haven't watched NFL football since I don't know when but due to the escapades of alien Tom Brady have been forced to watch just out of amazement. There is no way that son of a gun is human. And of course I will drop in and watch from time to time when Sam gets to play again. Edited October 25, 20214 yr by SHOOTER12
October 26, 20214 yr Final give to the guy who gave up all leverage when he gave up the 600th ball: one bitcoin from Brady ($60K-ish current value), two signed jerseys and a helmet from Brady, along with a jersey and game-worn cleats from Mike Evans, two season tickets for Bucs home games through the end of the 2022 season, $1000 gift certificate at the Bucs store.
November 18, 20214 yr First episode of the Brady series (Man in the Arena) is out on ESPN+, this is gonna be great after watching the first one.
December 6, 20214 yr Another day at the office yesterday: 38 for 51. 368 yards. 4 TDs. 1 pick. Greatness is Brady's normal but has been for a long time. One of the frontrunners for the MVP. I never get tired talking about how awesome he is.
December 8, 20214 yr Author On 12/6/2021 at 8:33 AM, Wally Pryor said: Another day at the office yesterday: 38 for 51. 368 yards. 4 TDs. 1 pick. Greatness is Brady's normal but has been for a long time. One of the frontrunners for the MVP. I never get tired talking about how awesome he is. The fact he is casually doing this at the age of 44 is fucking insane. How long can he keep playing? He knows how to dissect a defense. If you give him protection and he does not suffer a serious injury, I don't see any slowing down right now. Tampa is right there again as a contender in the NFC. I think it is them and Green Bay right now. Do not buy into Kyler right now to make any deep playoff run. But if Arizona gets that 1 seed and that bye week and homefield, who knows.
December 9, 20214 yr 12 hours ago, Vic Mackey said: The fact he is casually doing this at the age of 44 is fucking insane. How long can he keep playing? He knows how to dissect a defense. If you give him protection and he does not suffer a serious injury, I don't see any slowing down right now. Tampa is right there again as a contender in the NFC. I think it is them and Green Bay right now. Do not buy into Kyler right now to make any deep playoff run. But if Arizona gets that 1 seed and that bye week and homefield, who knows. He must be feeding on baby fetuses or something, there’s no other logical explanation. I agree with your NFC analysis. I heard you like fat chicks. All good, can be fun!
December 9, 20214 yr 19 hours ago, Vic Mackey said: The fact he is casually doing this at the age of 44 is fucking insane. How long can he keep playing? He knows how to dissect a defense. If you give him protection and he does not suffer a serious injury, I don't see any slowing down right now. Tampa is right there again as a contender in the NFC. I think it is them and Green Bay right now. Do not buy into Kyler right now to make any deep playoff run. But if Arizona gets that 1 seed and that bye week and homefield, who knows. Yeah. He's fucking 44.
December 13, 20214 yr On 12/9/2021 at 5:31 AM, Wally Pryor said: Yeah. He's fucking 44. I’m 44, I’m a man and shit. But I feel like I have a much different body than when I was in my 30’s and can’t even remember how durable I was in my 20’s. I’m just happy when my dick decides to wake up. I can imagine playing a young man’s game with over 20 years of wear and tear on my body. Brady is either cheating, alien, or eating stem cells. There’s no logical explanation. Fun to watch though!
December 13, 20214 yr I somehow didn't realize that he's fucking 44 years old. He's bar none the greatest athlete of any organized American sport ever. To argue otherwise is insanity. Gretzky and Jordan are looking up at him wondering how the fuck he is still doing what he is. It doesn't even make sense at this point. His protégés have like 2 and 1 and 1 super bowls and he has 7. I mean what the actual fuck. If he gets an 8th everyone alive to have witnessed him will never see anything as absurd. Not even close. He makes Tiger Woods look like Lee Trevino.
December 13, 20214 yr 12 hours ago, deadshank said: He sucks. 😂😂😂 Wow. Every stinking time. Simply incredible. Rob Parker grows a cyst on his ass every time TB does shit like that.
December 13, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, ztejas said: I somehow didn't realize that he's fucking 44 years old. He's bar none the greatest athlete of any organized American sport ever. To argue otherwise is insanity. Gretzky and Jordan are looking up at him wondering how the fuck he is still doing what he is. It doesn't even make sense at this point. His protégés have like 2 and 1 and 1 super bowls and he has 7. I mean what the actual fuck. If he gets an 8th everyone alive to have witnessed him will never see anything as absurd. Not even close. He makes Tiger Woods look like Lee Trevino. I think Gretzky and Jordan were both around 40 when they retired and their output in the last couple of years was a serious step back from their prime years. Brady at the age of 44 is leading the league is yds, tds, QBR. And he can probably do it for another couple of years. In my mind, his career achievements at this point are so much further ahead of guys like Jordan, Gretzky, Woods, etc... that he's in a different realm. https://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/32472417/tom-brady-three-hall-fame-careers-case-enshrinement-seven-year-era-patriots-bucs
January 2, 20223 yr He just keeps doing it. 93 yards in less than two minutes with no timeouts left? Sounds pretty routine for him.
January 10, 20223 yr He's got to be from another planet or galaxy or something. Anyone see the stat during the game about TD passes after age 40? Brady-83, everyone else combined, 22.
January 10, 20223 yr 18 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said: He's got to be from another planet or galaxy or something. Anyone see the stat during the game about TD passes after age 40? Brady-83, everyone else combined, 22. This year, 43 TD/12 INT, 102 QBR. Definitely washed up at this point.
January 10, 20223 yr 37 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: He did have an extra game though. Yeah that makes it way less impressive. /s
January 10, 20223 yr 9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: He did have an extra game though. A lot of records in the coming years might come with an unofficial asterisk much like the records when the league went from a 14-game season to 16. But still. 44 fucking years old. Amazing.
February 1, 20223 yr Going to miss Brady, tons. Performance on the field was one thing but the way he carried himself in the locker room and around teammates, both All Pros and those on the practice squad, will always be the part that sticks with me. Greatest ever.
August 19, 20223 yr So what's up with this guy? Just skipping camp and preseason games for "personal reasons?"
August 19, 20223 yr Author Agreed. He still has a lot to prove and the coaches really need to see what they have in him this year.
August 20, 20223 yr On 8/19/2022 at 10:07 AM, 4th&Five said: So what's up with this guy? Just skipping camp and preseason games for "personal reasons?" Don't worry. It was totally planned in advance. They also just don't know when he's gonna be back.
August 21, 20223 yr 19 minutes ago, longhornmatt said: I look forward to Tampa Bay injury reports this year like "Shaquil Barrett - Probable, Ankle; Tom Brady - Doubtful, Tee Time at Pebble Beach". Unlikely you'll see one like that: the NFL got rid of the "probable" distinction a few years back.
August 21, 20223 yr Brady can do whatever the fuck he wants. Anyone pretending like they care at this point is either trying to fill air time or generate clicks or is a Bucs fan. Also - Rodgers spent all of last off-season doing acid and pretending to fuck his girlfriend in Hawaii while not reporting to training camp and then won MVP.
August 21, 20223 yr 8 hours ago, ztejas said: Brady can do whatever the fuck he wants. No, he needs to report to Tampa Bay right fucking now. Leonard Fournette is my starting fantasy RB.
August 21, 20223 yr 9 hours ago, ztejas said: Brady can do whatever the fuck he wants. Anyone pretending like they care at this point is either trying to fill air time or generate clicks or is a Bucs fan. Also - Rodgers spent all of last off-season doing acid and pretending to fuck his girlfriend in Hawaii while not reporting to training camp and then won MVP. I read an article about Rodgers a year or so ago and in the comments some guy said Aaron Rodgers is gayer than 7 dudes blowing 8 dudes. I have never laughed so hard at a comment before but I almost blacked out laughing at that one. Shit still makes me laugh, honestly. Haha
August 21, 20223 yr 12 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said: I read an article about Rodgers a year or so ago and in the comments some guy said Aaron Rodgers is gayer than 7 dudes blowing 8 dudes.
August 28, 20223 yr That's my thought. That's a broken down man there and the only other thing I can think of is a sick kid but that'd be something they'd probably disclose. My money is on Giselle stepping out.
August 28, 20223 yr 8 hours ago, 4th&Five said: He needs some time off. How much plastic surgery has he had?
August 29, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, Not a cat said: That's my thought. That's a broken down man there and the only other thing I can think of is a sick kid but that'd be something they'd probably disclose. My money is on Giselle stepping out. Or he could just be avoiding answering a dumb question while trying to regain his composure, as opposed to calling out the idiocy of the sorry cocksucker who asked it. Or he's single...
August 29, 20223 yr 10 minutes ago, Parliament said: How much plastic surgery has he had? Man I thought the same thing. That or somebody punched him in the mouth.
August 29, 20223 yr That's my thought. That's a broken down man there and the only other thing I can think of is a sick kid but that'd be something they'd probably disclose. My money is on Giselle stepping out. That would suck. Hopefully that isn’t it. He will never be able to find a woman at his age.
September 1, 20223 yr Giselle's had enough. Guess Brady's 11 days with her / the family wasn't quite enough. But it is Page 6, FWIW. https://pagesix.com/2022/09/01/tom-brady-and-gisele-bundchen-in-epic-fight-sources/?utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow
September 1, 20223 yr 6 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said: Giselle's had enough. Guess Brady's 11 days with her / the family wasn't quite enough. But it is Page 6, FWIW. https://pagesix.com/2022/09/01/tom-brady-and-gisele-bundchen-in-epic-fight-sources/?utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=SocialFlow Might be time to Tom to go the Leonardo route. But with a 30 y/o. He doesn't have to put up with that crap.
September 1, 20223 yr 7 minutes ago, Brothahorn said: Might be time to Tom to go the Leonardo route. But with a 30 y/o. He doesn't have to put up with that crap. This is the dumbest thing I’ve read in a while.
September 1, 20223 yr 47 minutes ago, immamac said: This is the dumbest thing I’ve read in a while. Eh, once an aggy always an aggy, no matter what board you are on. You guys are not exactly known for common sense. 👍 Tom can replace Giselle. Giselle, no matter what is not replacing Tom Brady, the GOAT. So if he wants to keep playing football then that's what he does. That's his life, it's what made him who he is. If she is trying to make him choose, that's bullshit. She damn sure wouldn't have chose him if he was a career backup/retired retread. She can accept it or move on. And no matter what guy she brings home and their wallet size, he is still not Tom Brady. It's like Juanita trying to replace Michael. That shit ain't happening. Juanita didn't understand that so Mike move on. Tommy Title may have to do the same thing. Edited September 1, 20223 yr by Brothahorn
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