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Man who sexually assaulted dying beaver high on meth avoids jail

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https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/754704/washington-man-dying-beaver-crystal-meth-sexual-assault-united-states

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Richard Delp, 35, was accused of sexually assaulting a beaver after it had been hit by a car.

A woman, Whitney Nycole, claimed she had found Delp lying down with the animal with his trousers undone.

Whitney had first discovered the poor creature just after it had been hit by a vehicle.

As it was still breathing, she rushed to grab supplies to help the animal.

She later told Officer Zach Moore she had gone home to get a box to carry the injured animal to a vet, according to police and court documents.

Man sexually assaults beaver while on crystal meth

TRAGIC: The beaver had been hit by a car and didn't survive the sexual assault (Pic: FACEBOOK/MISSHUMPHRIES0)

Man sexually assaults dying beaver while on meth

HELPFUL: Whitney Nycole had first seen the animal and returned home to get supplies for it (Pic: FACEBOOK/MISSHUMPHRIES0)

Man sexually assaults beaver while on crystal meth

HORRIFIC: When she returned, she found Richard Delp holding the beaver with his trousers undone (Pic: FACEBOOK/MISSHUMPHRIES0)

When she returned, she found Delp, who was lying on the ground and appeared to be cuddling the beaver.

But when she got closer, she discovered he was semi-naked.

When Whitney asked what Delp was doing, he replied: "it's just a beaver."

The horrific alleged assault happened in Columbia Park, Kennewick, in the US state of Washington last September.

Delp was arrested on charges of felony animal cruelty and possession of methamphetamine.

Tragically, the beaver did not survive.

After his arrest, Delp is said to have admitted committing a sexual act with the animal.

Delp, who is homeless, also told police he was high on crystal meth when he carried out the assault.

He was held in Benton County Superior Court on $5,000 (£3,888) bail.

In court, his lawyer requested a mental health evaluation, and on Thursday, Prosecutor Craig Swenson confirmed he is unable to stand trial.

Swenson said: "Because of these facts the State is dismissing our charges without prejudice against Mr Delp and authorising Eastern State Hospital to evaluate him for civil commitment."

He will stay in hospital until staff there decided that there isn't a strong likelihood he will commit the same crime again.

Meth addiction is spiralling out of control in many parts of the US, with 300 deaths from crystal meth in 2017 in Washington alone.

40 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

So much to unpack. Beginning with the terrible transformation from pic 1 to pic 2 of Miss Humphries. 

According to pic 1, he was after the wrong beaver 

What kind of sick twisted world do we live in?  You mean to tell me this dude got high on meth and pleasured a dying animal? Then this broad shows up and throws a fit and ruins it for this poor dying animal? It's just a beaver.

"... there isn't a strong likelihood he will commit the same crime again..." 

I'm really curious about the details of this condition of his sentence. 

Beaver tail is legendary.

1 hour ago, Dr. Beeper said:

So much to unpack. Beginning with the terrible transformation from pic 1 to pic 2 of Miss Humphries. 

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I think “it’s just a beaver” is going to become my go to response when someone asks me what the fuck I’m doing.

I think “it’s just a beaver” is going to become my go to response when someone asks me what the fuck I’m doing.


“I’m in hydraulics”

Thought this would have been posted by now:

 

 

10 hours ago, Dr. Beeper said:

So much to unpack. Beginning with the terrible transformation from pic 1 to pic 2 of Miss Humphries. 

She got got by the white walkers.  And we all know beaver is undefeated.

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A beaver with very bad luck

Got hit on the road by a truck

Along came Dick Delp

Whose concept of help

Included a terminal fuck.

6 hours ago, Netzer said:

A beaver with very bad luck

Got hit on the road by a truck

Along came Dick Delp

Whose concept of help

Included a terminal fuck.

5dfee9_9644ebd2d37d4df1a7d61d5ed89bc338.

ESPN should send college gameday to the next Wazzou/Oregon St. clash just for the signs.

 

More pertinent:

476f7efa9631094b9d37179996a582c7--texas-

On 1/22/2019 at 11:54 AM, WBT said:

More pertinent:

476f7efa9631094b9d37179996a582c7--texas-

 

I read yesterday that Buc-ees has opened their first store outside of Texas - in Alabama.  This pic must be from that store.

On 1/21/2019 at 6:35 PM, demos said:

Defeated?

Beat me to the punch dammit

I can't say I blame the guy, I mean, I've been guilty of fucking a beaver that smelled like it was dead.

18 hours ago, El Diablo said:

I can't say I blame the guy, I mean, I've been guilty of fucking a beaver that smelled like it was dead.

Was that beaver high on meth?

24 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Was that beaver high on meth?

I don't know. You get a beaver like that, you're not asking many questions.

19 hours ago, BottleRocket said:

 

I read yesterday that Buc-ees has opened their first store outside of Texas - in Alabama.  This pic must be from that store.

Probably will be the highest grossing of all the Buc-ees to be honest.  I mean, where the fuck else can you go in Alabama?  

Just to be clear, it was the rapist, and not the dying beaver, who was high on meth?

52 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Probably will be the highest grossing of all the Buc-ees to be honest.  I mean, where the fuck else can you go in Alabama?  

there is an exit along I-10 in Alabama that has a Waffle House on both sides of the freeway. I hear the snobs on north side hate it when the classless rednecks from the south side come over to their WH

 

 

I'm confused by the thread title.  Was the dying beaver on meth or was it the perv?

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