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BREAKING NEWS: Intravenous semen injections do not cure back pain

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“The patient disclosed that he had intravenously injected his own semen as an innovative method to treat back pain,” the case report reads. “He had devised this ‘cure’ independent of any medical advice.”

Over the course of 1.5 years, the man reportedly self-administered the injections on a monthly basis. As a result, he developed a bacterial skin infection and an abscess under the skin of his right forearm, which doctors discovered after a physical exam when he arrived in hospital complaining of severe lower back pain. Doctors immediately administered antimicrobial treatment.

 

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