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Anyone ever used one of the websites for a background check (like BeenVerified, TruthFinder, InstantCheckmate, etc.)??

Been dating this girl for a few weeks, and while on the surface, everything seems ok.  I just want to make sure she doesn't have a past history of being a nut-job before I invest any more time with her or take it to the next level.  I just want to use it one time and make sure she doesn't have a criminal background or something else.  Would like your experience with the name of the website you used, what you paid, and the information you received, and if it was worth it.  Thanks!

 

 

Holy shit; are you a nut job?  If not and you’re thinking you need a background check it’s probably time to do her a favor and move on.  

Edited by SDG

I had a chick run a background check on me once. She said it came back with no issues and she was ready to date. That is some crazy shit and if if it came back good to go then you need a new source for background checks

Some of the craziest people I know would look normal on a background check. Just assume she's radioactive, and enjoy the glow.

What's her name? We'll cyberstalk her for you in exchange for a modest contribution to The Wreath Fund. 

42 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

... I just want to make sure she doesn't have a past history of being a nut-job ...

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Thanks for the laugh.  Oh, you were serious?

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Thanks for the laugh.  Oh, you were serious?

Hey, I dated this one girl whose father was a president of one of the larger banks...and was a HS cheerleader and honor roll student.  After a few months dating, she turned out to be a total nut-job with a criminal history.  Ever since , I've been careful.

Post her social media profile(s) and any other details you know. Surly will get to the bottom of all this.

Send me her full name, DOB, mother's maiden name, SSN and a full frontal nude and I'll get right on it.

2 hours ago, Zepol87 said:

I had a chick run a background check on me once. She said it came back with no issues and she was ready to date. That is some crazy shit and if if it came back good to go then you need a new source for background checks

you forgot to mention which site said you were good to go so that we can be sure not to use it

Get a list of every state she's lived in.

Go to each states online court database and search away.

 

 

We use IBR. No idea if they're online or cost but damn, they're scary good. You will need to get your loved one to sign off however, so there's that.

12 hours ago, elfenix said:

you forgot to mention which site said you were good to go so that we can be sure not to use it

I don't know. She was a paralegal so used some shit from her office I am assuming

I can make it real simple for OP. All you need is one question:

--Is she Sicilian?

Yes= She will be dangerously and entertainingly crazy, and will eventually take 1/2 of OP's shit.

No= She will be some more boring type of crazy, and will eventually take 1/2 of OP's shit.

Dated a girl from England or so I thought. Met her in June and on July 1 she tells me she had an office bet that she could be Britishish for the month. Buh bye.

Don't forget blood and dna test.

I always take 'em to a clinic on the second date.

17 hours ago, woohorn said:

Don't forget blood and dna test.

I always take 'em to a clinic on the second date.

This right here. i would be more worried about picking up some random vaginal disease 

On 1/22/2019 at 5:49 PM, Stella Link said:

Hey, I dated this one girl whose father was a president of one of the larger banks...and was a HS cheerleader and honor roll student.  After a few months dating, she turned out to be a total nut-job with a criminal history.  Ever since , I've been careful.

They’re all nut-jobs.

Edited by VolenteHawk

56 minutes ago, Victorious1 said:

don't forget to run a credit check while you're at it...

That's the part they have to sign off for, the legal stuff will be public records.

They're all nut jobs...you'll know how crazy she is based on the sex

Edited by midtown

Is she a short blonde with big bolt-ons named Cristine? If so, I can save you some time.

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