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Jeez, Bob Gibbs is a fucking mess. (I’m behind on the feed.)

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    When your girl and her friends succeed in unlocking your phone. 

  • I told an old friend of mine a few months back that if she'd ever told me I'd be a single-party voter, I'd never have believed it, and if she'd told me that it'd be for the Democrats, I'd have laughed

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Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

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1 minute ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Trump Jr. doing his best today:

He’s melting down hard today but via retweets per his attorney 

11 minutes ago, Vito Andolini said:

Sorry, but how did Sarbanes ever get elected with this personality? Great at the wonky stuff? Loaded? Weak opponent(s)?

His dad was on the House Judiciary Committee when they moved a bill of impeachment against Richard Nixon. 

mr norman calling out cohen for being a crook. i mean, we all know that already, but thanks again for pointing that out?

Just now, GopherRock said:

His dad was on the House Judiciary Committee when they moved a bill of impeachment against Richard Nixon. 

Not like his dad worked on any significant legislation like the Sarbanes Oxley Act or anything lol

I'd love to hear Cohen make a pot meet kettle statement when asked by Gibbs why he continued to stand by Trump knowing what he knew about his criminality

prague! drink!

can't make this shit up.

 

 

Oh good, talk about loan loss reserves. This is helpful. 

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Just now, elfenix said:

prague! drink!

They need to get his whereabouts during that time period. 

Hugo and triples heads just exploded. 

But I've been to Oklahoma.

5 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Yes, but people who are capable and thorough do things like becoming transactional attorneys in the private sector instead of trying to make a livelihood by gladhanding Jethro every 2 years about the War on Christmas so they can make government pay a little while longer.

this man gets it

Higgins sure seems to know a lot about lying and profiteering.

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1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Oh good, talk about loan loss reserves. This is helpful. 

Yeah, what the hell was that?  Did he expect Cohen to have intimate knowledge of the books for the lender?  How is that relevant to Cohen's testimony?

20 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Mr. Sarbanes' voice has me half asleep.... going for coffee.

Sarbanes  can still get fucked for ruining the fun we all had with corporate expense accounts pre Enron.

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Hugo and triples heads just exploded. 

I missed it dammit.  what ?

This elevator tape line makes him seems pretty credible.

 

Just now, triplehorn said:

I missed it dammit.  what ?

"have you ever been to prague?"

"no. i've never been to the czech republic"

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Just now, triplehorn said:

I missed it dammit.  what ?

Cohen said he’s never been to Prague or the Czech Republic.  No follow up questions were asked

I'm mostly out of the loop on most of this. What is Prague referencing?

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Just now, housious said:

I'm mostly out of the loop on most of this. What is Prague referencing?

Dossier allegations 

I'm gonna ask again: anyone know who the blonde is over Cohen's left shoulder? She's very animated.

Funny, “Don’t you have to gavel that?”

 

Carol Miller can eff off

that's not begging the question!

neonatal abstinence?

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oh, here we go with more republican histrionics, west virginia style, this time.

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Man, she looks like she came straight from the HOA meeting and she wants to speak to YOUR manager

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Carol Miller can eff off

Oh, this isn't why WV sent you there?  You're covering for the president because you stupidly think he's going to get your state a ton of coal business even if it kills us all.  This is exactly why WV sent you there.

The reps for all the hillbilly states are so GD embarrassing 

2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I'm gonna ask again: anyone know who the blonde is over Cohen's left shoulder? She's very animated.

Based on the hair, the ghost of Farrah Fawcett?

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Cohen said he’s never been to Prague or the Czech Republic.  No follow up questions were asked

The dem asked follow-ups regarding broader European travel during 2016. 

i think they should reform the rules to require questions be asked. 

the kavanaugh hearing was equally a beating for the same reason.

How does someone like this get elected? Oh wait, West Virginia.

But his Book Deals!!!1one

3 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Man, she looks like she came straight from the HOA meeting and she wants to speak to YOUR manager

I am the manager, bi... I mean ma'am.

1 minute ago, Queen Bitch said:

The reps for all the hillbilly states are so GD embarrassing 

User name sorta checks out.

He's going to write a book, OUTRAGE!!!!!!!!!!

"did you have a book offer?"

"yep."

"$500k?"

"more than that. $750k...i did turn it down."

"so you continued to profit off your association with trump..."

he just said he turned it down. stupid.

I’m so glad he’s not denying the book deal future, big fucking deal.

And she’s worried about child separation?

16 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

First time watching a congressional hearing? They guys are almost uniformly fucking hacks and idiots. 

 

 

Steve King literally (and sincerely) asked google's ceo why it was that his granddaughter could see bad stuff about him on her iphone.

some idiot asked about guam tipping over...the exemplars are endless.

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