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    When your girl and her friends succeed in unlocking your phone. 

  • I told an old friend of mine a few months back that if she'd ever told me I'd be a single-party voter, I'd never have believed it, and if she'd told me that it'd be for the Democrats, I'd have laughed

  • [emoji445]BITCHES GET SHIT DONE [emoji445]

Know what I like best? It's not even a Friday.

33 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Okay, the banner on the bottom is really disturbing me.

She's jealous. 

On 1/22/2019 at 4:53 PM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Now with

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The Michael Cohen hearing... ermagerd.

This is now only the second sexiest photo in this thread. And falling rapidly. 

Sweet Lord DC is going to have to declare a national holiday for this. No one is getting anything done while this is going on.

I can only imagine the montage of propaganda Fox has ready for AOC for whatever she says.

5 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Man I am not getting shit done tomorrow lol. 

I used to think March Madness was the best part about working from home.

17 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

What time does this mug hit center stage tomorrow?

I want to make sure I’m already “in the field” AKA out of my office, in the car, iPad fired up on the CNN app, ready to watch this shitshow LIVE.

9:00 AM CST. 

Just stop for a moment and think.

Had any other president, ever, submitted a personal check, as president, for a porn star fuck...i mean, that's normal now? @Brisketexan save me a glass my man. 

The opening statement is a pretty brutal takedown.  The Q/A should be lit. 

Can't wait to see how you both sides this one, Anastasia

Just now, Captainant said:

Can't wait to see how you both sides this one, Anastasia

Can't want to watch you struggle to comprehend math and statistics. 

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Can't want to watch you struggle to comprehend math and statistics. 

What, I thought you loved having a completely idiotic argument presented as equally relevant to the discussion? What happened to my both sides boo?

That statement is something else, man.

I especially like how he never dignifies Guiliani by actually using his given name, instead repeatedly referring to him as Trump’s “TV lawyer”.

That’s a big ole fuck you and I like it.

2 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Man I am not getting shit done tomorrow lol. 

Yep and this is just the tip of the iceberg. We have no idea what's on the tapes and other documents the feds possess.

 

We should start a pool of things the Republicans wills say:

  • Trump will call it fake news and Cohen only brought coffee which he didn't drink
  • Lindsey Graham will call another committee to investigate Democrats (the other public announcements have fallen flat because they've been investigating for decades)
  • Fox and RW trifecta of Rush/Sean/Laura triple down on Cohen being a liar that forged the check and it's all fake news
  • Trump says he never knew Cohen and then calls him a rat, yet again
  • Huckabeef queefs audibly and blames the press corp and then goes on to say that Cohen never worked for the president
  • Kellyanne Conway will say a bunch of non-sentences when asked a question and then continue the barrage of sound until they cut to commercial
  • Rudy will appear everywhere to say that perjury, emoluments, obstruction, collusion aren't illegal 
  • your inlaws will call it fake news that was clearly planted by the FBI, CIA, liberal media, education system, Democrats, college elites, Obama, Hillary, Socialists and Mexico
  • Trump will talk about the wall and hold another rally to drum up funds for lawyers and his personal finances
  • Johnny Dbag will post have they got him yet, ignoring all the court cases, indictments and fact that testimony like today will only increase 
  • it will come to light that Dotard supported yet another Pedo bringing his totals to three and climbing
  • shit will only get worse 

 

 

23 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

you don't say

Cohen was shunned by the Trump Presidency. He was paid fruitlessly by some corporations that eventually ate those contracts. But he has the throat from everything before the election.

You younguns don't remember the Watergate hearings that were on every network every day. I do. This is going to be like that.

1 hour ago, Captainant said:

What, I thought you loved having a completely idiotic argument presented as equally relevant to the discussion? What happened to my both sides boo?

What I really love is watching an idiot ask for a link to support something another poster said, have the information provided to them, fail to understand the data presented to them, and then accuse the poster of misreading the data, only to disappear from the exchange. That’s the real shit that keeps this place on point. 

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2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

Just stop for a moment and think.

Had any other president, ever, submitted a personal check, as president, for a porn star fuck...i mean, that's normal now? @Brisketexan save me a glass my man. 

"They said it couldn't be done."

1 hour ago, RPM said:

You younguns don't remember the Watergate hearings that were on every network every day. I do. This is going to be like that.

Thank god there's a ton of other options for me to watch to avoid it unlike the 1970s. I just want to get a recap after it's over not watch it live. 

1 hour ago, RPM said:

You younguns don't remember the Watergate hearings that were on every network every day. I do. This is going to be like that.

Well, except for the fact that those mattered.  This won’t.  

While I relax this evening it makes me smile to know that Cohen has to be a nervous wreck insomniac right now. Fuck that traitor. 

50 minutes ago, Junior Miller said:

While I relax this evening it makes me smile to know that Cohen has to be a nervous wreck insomniac right now. Fuck that traitor. 

Nothing like Daddy and Donnie Jr's night went.

Fuck those traitors. 

2 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

While I relax this evening it makes me smile to know that Cohen has to be a nervous wreck insomniac right now. Fuck that traitor. 

He'll do his time.  Next up Trumps....all of them.   Fuck all of them, all the way to prison. 

I'm looking forward to some Republican asking him why he lied to Congress earlier if he knew Trump was so bad, and Cohen responding by saying, "the same reason you and your GOP colleagues continue to do so."

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The Republicans are going to try and shut this hearing down right away.

That’s the point. Trump bitched about Obama and transcripts....then turned around and did this.  You know like a con man,

12 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Holy shit.  That's horrible.  BTW did we ever get to see Obama's college transcript? 

Fuck....we didnt even get to see Obummer's birth certificate. At least not the one translated into English. Sad. 

5 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

Pretty sure we have seen the Hawaiian birth certificate. 

Poor sheeple. 

6 minutes ago, immortal13 said:

Yawn

Sorry for your narcolepsy.

The copy of the check, signed personally by Trump while in office given to a porn star as payment for keeping quiet about an illicit affair that he had as a married man to a wife who had recently given birth, would alone be impeachment worthy by any other president. Then, there's all the rest.

Have another cup of coffee. Maybe you'll finally wake up to reality. 

10 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Sorry for your narcolepsy.

The copy of the check, signed personally by Trump while in office given to a porn star as payment for keeping quiet about an illicit affair that he had as a married man to a wife who had recently given birth, would alone be impeachment worthy by any other president. Then, there's all the rest.

Have another cup of coffee. Maybe you'll finally wake up to reality. 

Narrator:  He won't.

9 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

How is that anything near impeachment? He paid off an affair to be quiet? OK.  Although disgusting he would cheat on his wife especially while pregnant it is not impeachment worthy unless he lied about it under oath. 

You seem to think that a crime has to be committed in order to impeach.

Anyone know what time kick off is at?

I plan on getting blitzed with this one.

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You really have to hand it to Trump for acting legally and with virtue all these years, despite being surrounded by criminals, scumbags, crooks, and traitors...many of whom are doing time for things done during their interactions with Trump. 

Trump must have the worst luck ever. Almost anyone he hires ends up in jail. It might make you wonder if he's wrapped up in all of this, but Trumpkins tell me not to worry. It's fake news. 

8 minutes ago, tjhooker said:

How does that apply to paying off a woman to be quiet about an affair? WTF? 

Only debate I've heard on that is some weird stretching of campaign finance violation. 

This is a fair article comparing John Edwards' indictment and trial with Trumps' Stormy payoff.

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2018/03/26/a-john-edwards-comparison-that-isnt-all-bad-for-trump/

10 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

This is a fair article comparing John Edwards' indictment and trial with Trumps' Stormy payoff.

 

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2018/03/26/a-john-edwards-comparison-that-isnt-all-bad-for-trump/

Cohen already plead guilty to the felony campaign finance violation.  The timing of the Edwards payoff vs the timing of the Trump payoff ruins the whole comparison.  And that anyone would believe that Trump did this for Melania is ridiculous.

20 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:

Anyone know what time kick off is at?

I plan on getting blitzed with this one.

Should be about 8am Texas time,

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