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It's a shame that lily-white Trump had to associate with such trash for 10 years.

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    When your girl and her friends succeed in unlocking your phone. 

  • I told an old friend of mine a few months back that if she'd ever told me I'd be a single-party voter, I'd never have believed it, and if she'd told me that it'd be for the Democrats, I'd have laughed

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25 minutes ago, Coors yellow belly said:

Meadows looks like a real fucking idiot along w/ Jim jordan to anyone who is educated. Ohio I understand cause the brain drain in the state is real, North Carolina I’m not understanding with all the universities and recent relocation of eastern US headquarters there out of traditional east coast destinations in the NE.

It appeared to me they were playing specifically to Trump's base, so bolded is a moot point. 

Just now, hayden_horn said:

wait, when did she become national press secretary? holy shit.

according to wikipedia, she's NPS for the 2020 campaign

30 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

 

 

This is the single greatest tweet since the matrix went bananas 

1 minute ago, retread said:

It's a shame that lily-white Trump had to associate with such trash for 10 years.

Cohen forced himself upon Trump.  He had no choice but to associate.

 

That's the spin we will see in the coming days.

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

wait, when did she become national press secretary? holy shit.

That jumped out to me too. I'm guessing this is the campaign statement, not the white house? 

4 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

wait, when did she become national press secretary? holy shit.

She hasn't replaced Sanders.  She is PS for the 2020 Trump campaign.

did not realize there are simultaneous hearings on trump's trans military ban AND Border Wall bullshit

6 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

It really fucking pisses me off to agree with Chris Christie these days. 

Per the CNN live blog, 5 Democrats are left to speak after the restart: AOC, Tlaib, Pressley, Khanna, and Gomez. I think the Republicans are done. 

Just now, Eggo said:

It really fucking pisses me off to agree with Chris Christie these days. 

He's an actual skilled politician.  That's why he's gotten the boot. 

 

 

I need to see a George and Kellyanne Conway porn spoof, a classy one. From Vixen. That would literally break Pornhub with the views cause it appeals to everyone.

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1 minute ago, Eggo said:

It really fucking pisses me off to agree with Chris Christie these days. 

Christie is a slime ball and clearly wants a political career after Trump.

And he's probably still pissed about getting booted from the transition team.

2 minutes ago, GopherRock said:

Per the CNN live blog, 5 Democrats are left to speak after the restart: AOC, Tlaib, Pressley, Khanna, and Gomez. I think the Republicans are done. 

oh hell yess

And he’s fat. Can’t forget that he’s fat.

8 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'm about to be convinced George Conway is part of Qanon.  I still can't fathom him and his wife's relationship or what their play is here.

Lots of rumors that George is given the ok to bash Trump to give him credibility while simultaneously pushing Trump's agenda behind the scenes.  

10 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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9 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Husband/Wife

Makes about as much sense as any of this shit.  

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

And he’s fat. Can’t forget that he’s fat.

 

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I feel like Christie was in it for purely partisan and personal benefit reasons, but was going to try and steer the admin into realistic territory.  Then they gave him the boot and he realized how lucky he was once the admin actually started and the obvious criminal shit started to come out.

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Christie is a slime ball and clearly wants a political career (a job of any kind will do, thanks) after Trump.

 

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Please dear baby Jesus have AOC ask Cohen about services rendered to Sean Hannity.

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

And he’s fat. Can’t forget that he’s fat.

It's basically the best proof of his skill.  A lifetime record of beating people that look like Goodhair in a popularity contest, you know he's bringing something real to the table.

Whoever the Democratic candidate is should just steal "MAGA" and run with it.  Show all the shit that got worse over the last 4 years.  Even co-opt the stupid hats.  It would be glorious. 

4 minutes ago, Coors yellow belly said:

I need to see a George and Kellyanne Conway porn spoof, a classy one. From Vixen. That would literally break Pornhub with the views cause it appeals to everyone.

🤢

27 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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you're an anti-dentite!

53 minutes ago, sidis said:

i wonder what claire forlani is up to these days...

damn, just went and looked.  her unique look in youth did not age well.  disappointing.

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Still would.

3 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

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Damn, dude's got a Man-mel Toe

3 minutes ago, Seasick Sailor said:

Am I the only one who would Amanda Carpenter? Cause I would. 

absofuckinlutely

I saw a guy over here in Prague wearing a faux MAGA hat that said "Make Arsenal Great Again'.  That red hat is new Keep Calm meme

I don't understand dying on the hill of Donald Trump. I just don't. But let them do it, I guess

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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She's not wrong about it being a circus.  

Ronna forgot to mention that Cohen has a history of lying to Congress on Donald Trump's behalf.

1 minute ago, kevwun said:

Ronna forgot to mention that Cohen has a history of lying to Congress on Donald Trump's behalf.

And that he was Finance Chair for the RNC.  She's saying her organization's own finance chair is a crook and a liar.  

1 minute ago, lemonlime said:

And that he was Finance Chair for the RNC.  She's saying her organization's own finance chair is a crook and a liar.  

He just fetched coffee and donuts.  Hardly knew him at all.

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1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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I love all of those looks. I love everything about this picture.

(Except that stupid Apple Watch)

1 minute ago, Coors yellow belly said:

When does it come back on?

everyone just sat down, looks like they're about to get started

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3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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When your girl and her friends succeed in unlocking your phone. 

Just now, Pescado_Rojo said:

When your girl and her friends succeed in unlocking your phone. 

Out of rep for the day

11 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Damn, dude's got a Man-mel Toe

This is when you either untuck your shirt, wear shorts or just don't play at all. That's ridiculous.

1 minute ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

When your girl and her friends succeed in unlocking your phone. 

yep, that's a posrep

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