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  • Pescado_Rojo
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    When your girl and her friends succeed in unlocking your phone. 

  • I told an old friend of mine a few months back that if she'd ever told me I'd be a single-party voter, I'd never have believed it, and if she'd told me that it'd be for the Democrats, I'd have laughed

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jordan going straight misrepresentation. there is absolutely no irony here. none.

I wish one of the Dems would enter the video of Trump telling reporters to talk to his lawyer, Michael Cohen, about the Stormy Daniels payoff in to the record.

Jordan continues to lie about Cohen's convictions.

2 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

can i PLEASE punch jim jordan in the face, yall?  Please!:!?!?!

I think we could make a pretty good dent in the national debt if we let people pay to punch Jim Jordan, Matt Gaetz and Sean Hannity in the face.  

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wait, did Jordan just admit something that wasn't common knowledge

I wasn't listening just now. What did he say?

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

Jordan continues to lie about Cohen's convictions.

jordan can't help but lie.

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wait, did Jordan just admit something that wasn't common knowledge

What are you referring to?

I don't understand the Rs fixation on the 25th amendment being brought up.  Yes, that's what it's there for.  It's in the fucking constitution for a reason.

They only care about using the 25th if the President is a Democrat.  It doesn't apply to Republicans.

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Just now, Gap03 said:

I think we could make a pretty good dent in the national debt if we let people pay to punch Jim Jordan, Matt Gaetz and Sean Hannity in the face.  

We need to broaden the base if our objective is to retire the debt.  May I submit:

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Just now, Biff Tannen said:

I don't understand the Rs fixation on the 25th amendment being brought up.  Yes, that's what it's there for.  It's in the fucking constitution for a reason.

But its unconstitutional!

It's really simple, Jim. It's possible to have Cohen and the President BOTH be liars and guilty of committing crimes.

Cohen being one doesn't cancel the other one out.

That's only going to work on morons that make up the Republican base.  A base that gets smaller every single day.

Just now, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

What is this summation, Cummings.  

i feel like he's speaking from the heart, but i'm not sure i know what he's trying to say

So gold stars go to :

1. AOC for the Blue Team.

2. Amash for the Red Team (default win).

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

i feel like he's speaking from the heart, but i'm not sure i know what he's trying to say

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anybody else see Droopy when Cohen just sits there emotionless?  anybody?

cummings left the obvious on the table. when you call someone a rat, you are tacitly admitting guilt

If you play the triumphant end of movie music in the background, this speech is must better

cummings getting cohen's waterworks going, which i do think was his goal. if you look at it like that, this speech was masterful

8 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Whoa, that's pretty fucking direct....if Trump loses the 2020 election, Cohen doesn't think there would be a peaceful transfer of power...JFC

Of course there wouldn't be. Trump hasn't shown the Constitution or our form of government anything resembling respect before. Why would he change? Why would he give up the presidency just because he lost an election?

Good stuff from Cummings. 

lanny davis just sitting back there like a fart is coming out of his shirt

cummings now going fire and brimstone on the assertion that this is his first hearing. i like this dude.

2 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

So gold stars go to :

1. AOC for the Blue Team.

2. Amash for the Red Team (default win).

Thought Representative Khanna did a pretty decent job, too, in terms of staying focused and attacking an angle. The worst parts of all of these are the people who act emotional and just go for theatrics. I know they work with the bases but if you're appealing to brain stems during a Congressional hearing then fuck you.

Cummings ended that well. 

10 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Whoa, that's pretty fucking direct....if Trump loses the 2020 election, Cohen doesn't think there would be a peaceful transfer of power...JFC

Thats fine. Send a seal unit to the white house to remove his ass.  Trump will have no choice. He won't have anyone of note backing him. 

2 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

Um...Cummings is preaching.  This is black church.  

did yall bring ya bibles?  

Yeah, he's bringing it now.  Amen.

AOC headshotting from across the map

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3 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

cummings getting cohen's waterworks going, which i do think was his goal. if you look at it like that, this speech was masterful

Agreed. I thought it was a very effective closing. 

13 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

can i PLEASE punch jim jordan in the face, yall?  Please!:!?!?!

Get in line.

I was impressed with AOC. Pretty much all business and to the point. Surgical strike.

Good game thread guys. Time to post-game it by shotgunning a modelo. 

man, saturday night live is going to be fucking LIT

Just now, RPM said:

I was impressed with AOC. Pretty much all business and to the point. Surgical strike.

Yep. Cohen named a bunch of potential lines of interest for investigators. I assume they already know of all these folks, but good to get it on the record. 

Just now, Anastasis said:

Good game thread guys. Time to post-game it by shotgunning a modelo. 

somehow i made it through without a single drink. woohoo! but we're getting close to lone star time

1 minute ago, Huckleberry said:

Thought Representative Khanna did a pretty decent job, too, in terms of staying focused and attacking an angle. The worst parts of all of these are the people who act emotional and just go for theatrics. I know they work with the bases but if you're appealing to brain stems during a Congressional hearing then fuck you.

I once attended a CLE taught by a stand-up comic who claimed scientific research proved you could be a high-functioning human being with only a brain stem and fluid in your head.  Weirdest 8 hours of my life.  

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