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1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Seemed to be one of his aids. 

Roll-aids? 

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  • Pescado_Rojo
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    When your girl and her friends succeed in unlocking your phone. 

  • I told an old friend of mine a few months back that if she'd ever told me I'd be a single-party voter, I'd never have believed it, and if she'd told me that it'd be for the Democrats, I'd have laughed

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HOW DARE YOU CALL ME RACIST!
 


Meh, he said ‘Mister’ so obviously he’s not racist
36 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME RACIST!

It's like all you have to do these days is a little racism and everyone calls you a racist. 

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What kind of idiot reimburses his illegal porn star payoff with checks signed by himself and his son? 

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

What kind of idiot reimburses his illegal porn star payoff with checks signed by himself and his son? 

Someone who never faces consequences for anything.

This is only a worthless dog and pony show because an entire political party refuses to hold POTUS accountable for anything. In any normal world today’s hearings would actually matter.

Trump will be gone sooner than later. The problem is the GOP. Vote them all out. 

1 hour ago, Horn Dog said:

I like the way that everytime a sister passes the guards at the door, th shorter guard has to check out her ass

Username checked out.

We don't.

But it should be easy enough to compare it.  

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It might be. We'll have to call in the handwriting expert.

Why does it not surprise me that trump has one of the dumbest signatures ever. I mean no one could ever claim that one. 

His signature looks like it says “analthump”. 

*cue smirking Pence closing his eyes and slowly nodding*

He just fetched coffee and donuts.  Hardly knew him at all.

Tahoe is Cohen?

Nah, Cohen is a better man than Tahoe.

And Cohen is a fucking scum bag.

What kind of idiot reimburses his illegal porn star payoff with checks signed by himself and his son? 

This... Has he never heard of best buy coupons?

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9 minutes ago, Nivek said:


Tahoe is Cohen?

 

3 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Nah, Cohen is a better man than Tahoe.

And Cohen is a fucking scum bag.

Careful, if you say his name one more time he's going to show up and tell us we don't understand politics and ask a bunch of condescending questions. 

jordan can't help but lie.

Can he be tried for lying to congress?
12 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Nah, Cohen is a better man than Tahoe.

And Cohen is a fucking scum bag.

I believe in redemption.

Thats fine. Send a seal unit to the white house to remove his ass.  Trump will have no choice. He won't have anyone of note backing him. 

HPD. Ill tell them i bought heroin from that place of residency.
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But how do we know that’s Trump’s signature? 


Looks like a really bad game of Linerider.
3 minutes ago, Nivek said:


HPD. Ill tell them i bought heroin from that place of residency.

^ A no-knock warrant for the WH. This I gotta see.

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I believe in redemption.

So he is like Darth Vader? /nerds
3 minutes ago, Nivek said:


So he is like Darth Vader? /nerds

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I reckon this would be a tough photoshop, but let's see what we can do.

Bonus points for putting AOC's face on Luke.

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Just now, Yuk said:

Who wants to place bets on what this conversation involved?

Obstructing justice 

52 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

What kind of idiot reimburses his illegal porn star payoff with checks signed by himself and his son? 

 

2 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Obstructing justice 

I suspect pardons. And because Trump offered the pardon on a recorded call and the call ended up in the hands of investigators, it is the reason Michael Cohen found God and decided to cooperate because he thought Trump couldn't or wouldn't pardon him because of it.

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1 minute ago, Yuk said:

I suspect pardons. And because Trump offered the pardon on a recorded call and the call ended up in the hands of investigators, it is the reason Michael Cohen found God and decided to cooperate because he thought Trump couldn't or wouldn't pardon him because of it.

Good guess and that would be obstruction of justice 

2 minutes ago, Yuk said:

I suspect pardons. And because Trump offered the pardon on a recorded call and the call ended up in the hands of investigators, it is the reason Michael Cohen found God and decided to cooperate because he thought Trump couldn't or wouldn't pardon him because of it.

Oh please, please, please let this be it.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Aren't most reps former lawyers?  They all suck at asking questions.

Very rarely did any of them spend much time practicing law or were many of them very good at it.  They have law degrees because, yknow, they make laws.  Sometimes.

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1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Very rarely did any of them spend much time practicing law or were many of them very good at it.

The ones who were good at it tend to wind up in the Senate.

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Crazy how the 28 year old bartender came off as the only one with prosecutorial experience in that hearing. 

Did they discover any info to impeach the president or is this just 28 pages of people jerking each other off about Trump being an idiot criminal?

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3 minutes ago, happyfunball said:

Did they discover any info to impeach the president or is this just 28 pages of people jerking each other off about Trump being an idiot criminal?

Little bit of both

3 minutes ago, happyfunball said:

Did they discover any info to impeach the president or is this just 28 pages of people jerking each other off about Trump being an idiot criminal?

You seem genuinely interested in the testimony. Excellent jump-in and an excellent question.

6 minutes ago, happyfunball said:

Did they discover any info to impeach the president or is this just 28 pages of people jerking each other off about Trump being an idiot criminal?

Yes.

How does Trumps dick taste?

The resident surly trolls have been awfully quiet today. Are they coming back soon? Is it safe now or have the talking points not quite arrived yet? 

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But how do we know that’s Trump’s signature? 

lurmf?

 

I wonder how much of how the republicans acted today was due to what was said in yesterday’s senate testimony?  No questions about Trump whatsoever because they knew the answers and were afraid of them.  All they have at this point is character attacks.

 


There is a tiny tiny tiny part of me that thinks Kelly Ann is a mole in the WF spreading bullshit to stick around, only cause of George Conway of course.

I just caught a bit of Buck Sexton's show on AM radio. 

(No, I'm not a masochist, it was on the dial because I was listening to Jeff Ward and Ed Clements earlier.)

(OK, I guess I am a masochist.)

Anyway, it was all poor Buck could do to muster up the effort to slay this dog/pony show for the sham it was, and point out how desperate the Dems were, and oh by the way did you realize Michael Cohen is a liar?  I don't begrudge the right for their view so much as I begrudge them for how fucking LAZY they are.  There is plenty out there to criticize, and they always latch onto the wrong things.

1 hour ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

 

Careful, if you say his name one more time he's going to show up and tell us we don't understand politics and ask a bunch of condescending questions. 

If he brings donuts, i’m cool with it...

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I like that he stressed a return to normalcy. We're gonna debate a lot of shit for a long time, but we gotta get past calling each other names. We have to be better than now.

We?  I believe the name calling is 90%+ on the R side.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Wouldn’t it be great if we could go from this to this....

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