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8 hours ago, horn4life said:

When Bret Baier was asking Jim Jordan about the GOP not addressing the subject matter being discussed by Cohen it was an awkward moment. Just yell liar, liar, pants on fire.

They were simply following a hallowed tradition that is commonly referred to as the Carl Sandburg Axiom:

"If the facts are against you, argue the law. If the law is against you, argue the facts. If the law and the facts are against you, pound the table and yell like hell"

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

 

this is in line with my guess for how the nation is going to trend.  more anti-republican than pro-democrat.

On 3/1/2019 at 4:10 AM, Fudge Nuggets said:

To be more accurate...

Hmmmm...

Personally, I'd have to say no fucking way.

His policies were fucking abhorrent, especially on crime. 

But when you stack him up against they competition I think you just gotta say he's not the worst?

I mean, Barack and him are kind of the two of the not the worst category...

There's just so much shittiness that I'm not sure who the best of a steaming pile of shit is

3 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The boxes!

 

Of receipts.

"Yes Mr. Chairman, today I have wheeled in 3 CVS receipts that will show....." 

6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

The boxes!

 

Of receipts.

Probably just full of crackers.

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

OK this actually warmed the cold blackness of my soul. If we reform the fundamentals of our voting and representative government, we might survive.

11 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

While I am generally opposed to the gotcha bullshit of congressional hearings i.e. "Mr. Zuckerberg, why did you ban my neighbors friend Jared Smith!?!?, Don't lie". This was fucking good and cringeworthy. 

"I'll be happy to send you a copy of the textbook that I wrote" hahahaha

1 minute ago, Zavala said:

Re: Clinton Server:

"according to the [DOJ] attorneys, we lacked probable cause to get a search warrant for those servers and projected that either it would take a very long time and/or it would be impossible to get to the point where we could obtain probable cause to get a warrant.”

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Fuck yes, Clinton’s email server. I can’t wait to see where this goes. 

4 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Fuck yes, Clinton’s email server. I can’t wait to see where this goes. 

Huh.  I thought everyone was talking about Podesta's emails.  It's so hard to keep up.

Are they gonna investigate Podesta and the whole eating babies at the pizza place?

4 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

uh, holy shit:

 

Not quite what he said. 

 

16 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

Not quite what he said. 

 

thanks for the clarification

16 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Might as well just route that to the "it doesn't matter" trash can.  Because you know that's where it's headed.  Lying is okay now.  Not only does it not bring about consequences, it is the only currency of any value.  

Enjoy!

Same for Mnuchin. He'll say the right words now and then flip the middle finger to Congress when it comes time to send them the returns.

There’s a Cummings/Stormy joke to be made but I have a headache.

15 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

There’s a Cummings/Stormy joke to be made but I have a headache.

My sympathy for Mr. Bama Chick.  

18 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

There’s a Cummings/Stormy joke to be made but I have a headache.

on steak and bj day no less. for shame

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