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I wanna hear about his fun as deputy national finance chair of the RNC.

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Just now, triplehorn said:

I wanna hear about his fun as deputy national finance chair of the RNC.

At the rate this is going, probably hour 8.

Jordan, "CLINTONS!!!!"

lol, Jim Jordan is such a perfect trumpkin.  Wild conspiracy theories abound!

I need a Valium and shot of whiskey to listen to this asshole.

Shouldn't his title be Michael Cohen RNC Finance Committee Chairman?

 

Congressman Jordan seems like he sucks. 

Jordan is going to get totally clowned before this is over today. 

Jim Jordan is going all in it was all the Clinton campaign

Just now, tjhooker said:

or one of the better congressmen

Staple your nutsack to your leg, idiot

Your fake news! and You're fake news! You're all fake news!

These guys should all hang. 

1 minute ago, tjhooker said:

or one of the better congressmen

Based on what?

someone needs a nap!

Whole lotta whining from the ranking member 

Jim, you yielded your time before you remembered your next stalling motion.  

Shut your fucking neck.

Just now, tjhooker said:

I said it is disgusting what he did but in terms of law to just say it broke campaign finance law is not the case.  But the russsiaans!

You’re wrong.

in other troll news:

 

God damn it!!! I'm in an all day meeting and cant watch the shit show. Do me right Surly. 

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Just now, tjhooker said:

I said it is disgusting what he did but in terms of law to just say it broke campaign finance law is not the case

It is exactly the case.

I really wish there was some way to know what the founding fathers would say about all of this. Maybe this is exactly what they envisioned, maybe they would be crying, or maybe they'd be laughing their assess off. 

Listen to Jordan.  We can’t hear Cohen out cause he is a criminal.  And as we know the first rule of when the FBI investigates a criminal organization is that you can’t talk to anyone in that organization cause they are criminals!

oh wait...

Edited by Horn Dog

Fuck I've got shit to do today.

I just want to say FUCK Cohen and Traitor Tot and everyone else in their orbit or anyone who support them.

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Just now, tjhooker said:

you guys are a special kind of evil.

if you can't take it maybe don't be a dumb annoying troll

Why the fuck is this Jordan fella screaming when he has a mic in front of him?  

Think of the six separate Clinton Benghazi hearings when you listen to the GOP protests and hand wringing over Cohen testifying publicly. Remember McCarthy bragging about how the hearings over two years damaged Hillary Clinton.  If Jordan's initial statement is the "strong hand" the GOP is bringing to the table, it's gonna be a long day for the GOP and the President. 

Gonna be an interesting day, and I may even watch Fox News tonight to see what way the spin goes.  Cohen is a liar, and Trump is a pathological liar of a porportion only seen up close if you have an immediate family member that is a crackhead.  So when you decry Cohen being a liar, how do you avoid the fact the President is a liar of a size most of us never get to interact with... unless... crackhead...

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6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Based on what?

I’m not aligned with him politically and am against ignoring sexual assault, but his office was extraordinarily responsive when I had an issue with the VA. They quickly identified and solved the problem and communicated clearly the entire time. My experience with getting help with the VA from other congressional offices has been very negative. 

That doesn’t excuse some of his poorer traits, but he seems to run an efficient and responsive office.

Just now, Underdog said:

Why the fuck is this Jordan fella screaming when he has a mic in front of him?  

Makes him look "tougher".

 

Lindsey set the standard last fall.

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What struck me as I looked back and thought about that exchange between Don Jr. and his father was, first, that Mr. Trump had frequently told me and others that his son Don Jr. had the worst judgment of anyone in the world.

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1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

who is the blonde in teh back?

 

Just now, horn4life said:

Gonna be an interesting day, and I may even watch Fox News tonight to see what way the spin goes.  Cohen is a liar, and Trump is a pathological liar of a porportion only seen up close if you have an immediate family member that is a crackhead.  

Sheeeeeeeit, from around 5 PM Eastern on, Fox won't even bring it up.  They will be all-in on the two Dear Leaders and their public flirtation in Hanoi.

1 minute ago, Mole said:

I’m not aligned with him politically and am against ignoring sexual assault, but his office was extraordinarily responsive when I had an issue with the VA. They quickly identified and solved the problem and communicated clearly the entire time. My experience with getting help with the VA from other congressional offices has been very negative. 

That doesn’t excuse some of his poorer traits, but he seems to run an efficient and responsive office.

Thanks, that actually is an important service that Congressmen should provide.

Still doesn't answer why tjhooker thinks he's one of the better Congressmen.

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Don JR’s inevitable comeuppance might be the most satisfying.

Just now, Huckleberry said:

Thanks, that actually is an important service that Congressmen should provide.

Still doesn't answer why tjhooker thinks he's one of the better Congressmen.

I'd put money on tjhooker thinking Jordan has "a pretty cock."

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