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2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

We can't fuck this one up. 

 

Right?

Jesus what a depressing lineup

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Jesus what a depressing lineup


I was a little excited to watch this till I just now saw the lineup. Reminded me of watching the 2013 fucking Cubs.

I honestly can’t stand watching a player as inept as Zardes.  I’ve never seen anyone that plays at this level have a worst first touch.

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Just now, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

I honestly can’t stand watching a player as inept as Zardes.  

Really? Because he's probably the 5th or 6th best player in that lineup. At worst. 

Not that that's a testament to his play. 

I honestly can’t stand watching a player as inept as Zardes.  


If he was actually running with concrete bricks on his feet I would enjoy it a little bit. Now it’s just sad.

Still calling a 5-0 win. Pulisic w a brace, Weston, Arriola, and Zimmerman all get one as well.

1 minute ago, shnsajax said:

Still calling a 5-0 win. Pulisic w a brace, Weston, Arriola, and Zimmerman all get one as well.

This does feel like a default win with Pulisic playing. Were he not, I honestly would not put it past these guys to somehow find a way to draw. Loved Donovan looking at the lineup like goddammit what the fuck happened to us.

Also Kate Abdo could come straight out of being lost for 2 weeks in a Panamanian jungle and I'd still let her sit on my face.

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Why haven't we scored yet?

Bradley has been absolute shit for the first 90 seconds

Bradley has been absolute shit for the first 90 seconds
Can't believe we haven't made all 3 subs yet.

This lineup is so shitty we can't even play Pulisic where he should be. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Bradley has been absolute shit for the last 90 months

FIFY

What the fuck is wrong with McKinnie. 3 touches 3 poor plays to start. 

Still calling a 5-0 win. Pulisic w a brace, Weston, Arriola, and Zimmerman all get one as well.

Nah 5 isn't happening
Just now, Zepol87 said:

We using this or the cops Oro thread?

Probably should use the other thread. This is back to being the Mexico invitational thanks to USSF.

I don't know why we have a gold cup thread. there should be a USMNT thread and an El Tri thread for anyone that wants to post on the Mexico games. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I don't know why we have a gold cup thread. there should be a USMNT thread and an El Tri thread for anyone that wants to post on the Mexico games. 

Why would anyone want to post on those games?

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Why would anyone want to post on those games?

JNip could talk to himself and sound important 

2 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Why would anyone want to post on those games?

I think there are a few Mexico fans that post here, right? 

I mean I doubt anyone is watching any of the games not involving the US - but that's kind of my point.

I was going to say or is it just JNip^ 😂

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Fucking Bradley has bombed 2 through the end line.  

 

Breh, we’re trying to graduate from Bomb and Chase 

I think Minnesota should be our new Columbus for El Tri.

Boyd what in the fuck was that you Kiwi cunt

Just now, Zepol87 said:

I think Minnesota should be our new Columbus for El Tri.

Preferably in early February 

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

I think Minnesota should be our new Columbus for El Tri.

We can get shitfaced a lot easier in Minn than Columbus. 

its so fuckin painful watching MB90 limp around the center of the pitch. All his bones are calcified by now.

Offsides but that was a great touch by Zardes. I think I rate him a bit more than some of you. 

you gotta net that Chris. You shouldn't have to but the rest of this squad is embarassing. 

I could live with Lima on the back line. Can he play LB when yedlin comes back?

ugh, whatever. i guess this means areola is in the first 11 for the next 12 years.

Just now, Bottlecap said:

ugh, whatever. i guess this means areola is in the first 11 for the next 12 years.

Oh hush.

 

McKinnie has really turned it around after a poor start. 

Boyd has a great cross game - I just don't understand why he made that terrible decision to shoot earlier. 

If I had a dollar for every time Tim Ream loses someone in the box

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8 minutes ago, Bottlecap said:

ugh, whatever. i guess this means areola is in the first 11 for the next 12 years.

Not a fan either, but that was a good strike. 

I’ll concede that Zardes’s touch has been better tonight
Zardes's first touch has gotten magically better over the past year. I don't know what happened. Night and day difference than what he used to be.

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