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13 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

Pulisic made a mess of that one. Can't let him slide on mistakes either.

But that's why he get's passes, because he gets shit done.

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That keeper SUCKS when redirecting his saves.

Dempsey scored a ton off of rebounds. I like seeing it from Pulisic too. 

Did y'all know the US and Mexico haven't played in the final since 2011?

ya vas a ver, no somos como Los putos de Mexico!! Vamos culeros

Win or lose Sunday, one thing is for sure: we'll see how really good Stefan is at this point in his career. I like what I see so far, but he'll be sweating more than whore in church in Chicago. 

Pulisic made a mess of that one. Can't let him slide on mistakes either.
Jesus fucking Christ

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Gussied continued with the supple touches after his initial slip. 

Shitty field means: SHOOT FROM DISTANCE AND SHIT CAN HAPPEN!!

Also: Avoid short molded cleats on a sloppy field. (Half the players appeared to have made that mistake.)

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Win or lose Sunday, one thing is for sure: we'll see how really good Stefan is at this point in his career. I like what I see so far, but he'll be sweating more than whore in church in Chicago. 

zs needs to get to europe.  the last us keeper in the world cup that wasn't a european starter was tony meola 25 years ago.

I will take it.

See y'all Sunday ... unless I'm fishing.

And Happy Fourth of July, you filthy recidivists.

Sunday soccer will be fun!

For real. WWC, Copa America and Gold cup
6 minutes ago, ATLLonghorn said:

Jesus fucking Christ

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Yeah I said it. Read my follow up on it.

 

Sunday = Soccer Day in America

11 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Are those sports bras?

Planning a Chastain celebration.

The last time the USMNT faced Mexico in Chicago for a Gold Cup title?

 

 

 

Damn, McKennie's one-touch passing was really quality tonight. 


This is where Adams, McKinney, and Pulisic play well together.

Not to turn this into NSAA, but Kate Abdo is one sexy ass mulatto minx. 

35 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Not to turn this into NSAA, but Kate Abdo is one sexy ass mulatto minx. 

I've already said worse. What, we just aren't supposed to acknowledge it? 

On 7/4/2019 at 12:48 AM, TexasMan said:

Not to turn this into NSAA, but Kate Abdo is one sexy ass mulatto minx. 

 

We still have rules here. 

2 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:

 

We still have rules here. 

This isn't 'Nam Donnie.

On 7/4/2019 at 12:30 AM, BigBenBamboozle said:

Damn, McKennie's one-touch passing was really quality tonight. 

FCD academy is representing these days.  McKennie looks to be a long term starter, Reggie Cannon at the very least a member of the team (thought he looked pretty good the other night) and Pomykal is going to another good one.  

2 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:

 

We still have rules here. 

You're right. We do.

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Just feed CP10 and get the fuck out of the way.

and maybe Jozy big ass head can be on the end of all his crosses

Might not be a popular opinion...but I would prefer Tyler Boyd in the starting XI.

Just turned on the tv and see a graphic about the same “starting XI” is it customary to use Roman numerals for that?

12 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Just turned on the tv and see a graphic about the same “starting XI” is it customary to use Roman numerals for that?

They have a starting XI in cricket FWIW.

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