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Pulisic is the better player on the field by a large margin right now.

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Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

gotta unload a shot first

I'm packaging...but yes

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

Can a motherfucker finish?

Careful--that's how a motherfucker becomes a baby daddy.

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

gotta unload a shot first

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Anyone who says a scoreless half isn't entertaining needs to watch that one... That was fun.

Could've been better, but there's a lot to build on.

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Cannon is one of our best defensive prospects in the last 20 years. 

He merits an overseas contract on this tournament alone.

21 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Jozy is this group's Gooch as far as squaring up with a mouthy Mexican.3728702f9c779868bd254a9bab34132f.jpg

If only Jozy had 10% of the heart that Gooch had.

I missed the first 20 mins. 

Wtf Jozy. Can we please retire him and Zardes after this tournament? 

9 minutes ago, shnsajax said:

Pulisic is the better player on the field by a large margin right now.

Think you meant best but yeah. He's probably the only world class talent in this tournament. 

4 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said:

Anyone who says a scoreless half isn't entertaining needs to watch that one... That was fun.

Could've been better, but there's a lot to build on.

i was in sam's army for 5 mexico matches.  it's not fun.

i never went to pyle, thank god, but everyone i know that has, says it's wasn't "fun", even when we crushed them.

satisfying, yes.  vindicating, yes.

fun?  no.

7 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Cannon is one of our best defensive prospects in the last 20 years. 

He had that nice run about 3/4 the length of the pitch and then it fell apart when he passed it to Jordan Morris. Fuck.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Think you meant best but yeah. He's probably the only world class talent in this tournament. 

No Andres Guardado?

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

No Andres Guardado?

This is joke, yes? 

Just now, ztejas said:

This is joke, yes? 

Si, verdad. He was never world class, but he was so much better before he cut his hair.

Lots of action in first half....mexico had better of it after the 20th min

Hopefully we get the better of it most of 2nd half

Wait, did the Mexican player who looked like the kid from The Middle get plastic surgery?

Do I have to retire this joke?

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Just now, LonghornSean said:

Just dropped onto Jozy for no reason.  Fuck em

Fuck that little motherfucker.   That’s some bullshit 

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

How the hell isn't that a card?

 

Just now, Trey3216 said:

Fuck that little motherfucker.   That’s some bullshit 

Yes and yes.

2 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

Just dropped onto Jozy for no reason.  Fuck em

Like I said, these Mexican dudes go down way too easy. It's like they've been going down in the presence of other men their entire lives ...

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

holy fuck nice save

Yep.  I thought that was home 

Just now, TexasMan said:

Please keep shooting Guardado. 

He’s trying out for the Bears 

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

why don't the mexican fans yell "PUTO" every time they blast a shot in to the upper deck?

PM JNip's dad.

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1) Mexico is trying to drive the ball with Pitching Wedges. 

2) Bradley needs to stop turning the ball over deep in our own half. 

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