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1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

He is

I know, I'm just being super salty right now. I'm in Mckennie's corner. 

It's the Beerholder's secret weapon.

LOVITZ!!!

On 7/7/2019 at 10:56 PM, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Daniel Lovitz is Berhalter’s answer??

 

Just now, Braff Zacklin said:

Man, Berhalter loves him some Lovitz.

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He's so good. He's the greatest! He's so great, if he puts the ball into the net it counts as TWO GOALS!!

Just now, Captain Ron said:

He's so good. He's the greatest! He's so great, if he puts the ball into the net it counts as TWO GOALS!!

Yeah, that's the ticket.

I feel like it’s just impossible with Berhalter as the coach.  I have zero faith with him at the helm and it won’t change when his brother runs the USMNT.

So much young talent and we’re gonna piss it away with this fucking clown. 

Edited by GlenFromTheMailRoom

Lovitz gets beat approximately 8 seconds after getting on the field.  Nice.

It's amazing that Tyler Adams might be the only thing that keeps this team from looking like dogshit on a game to game basis. 

Just now, Captain Ron said:

This does feel like the Gold Cup Final. We can't do shit this half.

Berhalter is the Greg Davis of us soccer.

they fuckin deserve that for that idiot ass negative passing. bound to happen. FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU GERG.

Honestly at this point I wish Mexico had've scored 3 goals to make Berhalter look more like a piece of shit than he already is. 

I typed this before I saw the 2nd so more like 4 goals. 

Fucking trainwreck. This is the lowest point of USMNT (considering the talent we have) in what, 20 years? 30 years?

Edited by ztejas

With that kind of lackadaisical effort, the team should just walk off of the field. Utterly inexcusable.

It’s not on Stefan.  It’s on Berhalter.  We’ve been playing out of the back all match.  Twellmans analysis is fucking pointless.  

Gerg has proven time and again he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing.

1 minute ago, Jersey Man10 said:

DOS A CERO

Congrats.  At least our dos a ceros were in non-friendlies.

54 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

 

Yep. Looks like emery’s strategy with arsenal against liverpool. Just with much worst coaches and players trying to execute. 

Lol. You forgot the part where Mexico is playing against shitty defenders. 

This is fucking embarrassing. Fuck this shoot. Jersey man I'm gonna beat your ass one day

Honestly if I was Pulisic I wouldn't even suit up for this abortion anymore. Focus on your career. Fuck this play 90 hard minutes in dogshit friendlies nonsense. 

Lol. You forgot the part where Mexico is playing against shitty defenders. 

Suck my dick

Well there's 3. Another break down of the D.

 

Beerholder was a waste.

Congrats.  At least our dos a ceros were in non-friendlies.
This is fucking embarrassing. Fuck this shoot. Jersey man I'm gonna beat your ass one day
TRES A CERO

SORRY GUEY
1 minute ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Eh, it's only a friendly.

I really, really, really, really hope you aren't serious. 

(and I'm assuming you're being sarcastic)

Edited by ztejas

1 minute ago, Jersey Man10 said:

TRES A CERO

SORRY GUEY

Go punch your dad.

2 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:


Suck my dick

Tranquilo güey, ni al caso. 

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Go punch your dad.

Or maybe that was Jnip.

Wait.  Who was the Mexican fan that made up a story about a death in the family or somesuch during a game?  Anyone recall that?

5 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Congrats.  At least our dos a ceros were in non-friendlies.

I get your point but you forget that this is a team that didn’t even qualified to the World Cup and looks worse than they did when they ended 5th place in the Hex. You should be concerned. 

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