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#46001
1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

 

Best uniform in team spots. How many times have the Storm Troopers/Icy Whites won us a recruit? I believe it's more than we all care to believe. But whatever works. 

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#46002
4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Best uniform in team spots. How many times have the Storm Troopers/Icy Whites won us a recruit? I believe it's more than we all care to believe. But whatever works. 

I think we can all agree that if we just lightened the orange and added more black to our uniforms, then we’d be doing much, much better with recruits.

#46004
13 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

I think we can all agree that if we just lightened the orange and added more black to our uniforms, then we’d be doing much, much better with recruits.

I’ll cut a motherfucker. 

#46005

Y’all better stop speaking about Kate like she’s just a piece of meat while RomaVicta lurks these pages. 

#46006
2 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Per EJ post today:  "Texas head coach Tom Herman stopped by Tomball to see five-star 2020 Texas A&M wide receiver commit Demond Demas. "

He just dropped in to tell him some aggie jokes.

#46008
3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

Per EJ post today:  "Texas head coach Tom Herman stopped by Tomball to see five-star 2020 Texas A&M wide receiver commit Demond Demas. "

Allen and Tomball both in the space of a couple days.  I think Tom Herman has a message for aggy and okie.

#46015
2 hours ago, realgreggym said:

Unfortunately for you, I am the one who decides who gets into our tribe. The good news is that I can be bribed.

Jew credentials check out.

#46016
33 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Only on page 923? Might be time for a few cat facts?

I like pussy ... it’s a fact.  Not really a cat fact, but whatever.  I’m just doing my part.

#46017
38 minutes ago, Waterface said:

Jew credentials check out.

And don't you forget...G-D chose me. He didn't choose you so you better be nice to me. Or... 

#46018
40 minutes ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

I like pussy ... it’s a fact.  Not really a cat fact, but whatever.  I’m just doing my part.

Strange, really.  I would have taken you for a guy who liked TDs. 

On that note, looking forward to details of Sheps visit to the 40!

#46019
5 hours ago, realgreggym said:

And don't you forget...G-D chose me. He didn't choose you so you better be nice to me. Or... 

...else wrath of God. Like at the end of Raiders. 

#46021
Is Dan Neils son gonna PWO?  Or did he sign somewhere else? 
Too lazy to check myself

Remind me....the PWO’s have to get accepted into the University on their own, right? Then, they join the team and get full academic support with schedule, tutor, etc. If that’s right, maybe he hasn’t been accepted yet?
#46022

Mika Kunis, Bar Rafaeli, and Gal Gadot might help fill out our JAP lineup. Need them to schedule visits first.

 

Edit. Nevermind. 2 of those are JIP’s.

 

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#46026
23 minutes ago, futureman said:

Mila is a russkie

Just as a clarification, it is possible to be both Russian and Jewish. 

#46028
Just now, Vertigo said:

Just as a clarification, it is possible to be both Russian and Jewish. 

He was responding to him saying the other two were Israeli, not the Jewish part

#46029
Just now, Vertigo said:

Just as a clarification, it is possible to be both Russian and Jewish. 

JAP = Jewish American Princess.  Russian’s need not apply.  

#46030
1 hour ago, Vertigo said:

Just as a clarification, it is possible to be both Russian and Jewish. 

unnecessary clarification.

#46032
Just now, Vertigo said:

Unneccessary existence.

don’t be hard on yourself.  we’re all glad your parents fucked. 

#46036

We are living in some bizarro world. We have a 4* commit at a position of need visiting. He has been rumored to be a flip risk to aggy or maybe even a silent flip. It also happens to be the final weekend before NSD. And we have no actual recruiting news to discuss, apparently.

#46037
3 minutes ago, Magus Ossis said:

We are living in some bizarro world. We have a 4* commit at a position of need visiting. He has been rumored to be a flip risk to aggy or maybe even a silent flip. It also happens to be the final weekend before NSD. And we have no actual recruiting news to discuss, apparently.

Doesn't our neurology discussion count? Should qualify for CME if you ask me.

#46038
1 minute ago, Magus Ossis said:

We are living in some bizarro world. We have a 4* commit at a position of need visiting. He has been rumored to be a flip risk to aggy or maybe even a silent flip. It also happens to be the final weekend before NSD. And we have no actual recruiting news to discuss, apparently.

And Lakia Henry's there too.

That said, this staff keeps OVs pretty locked down. Same thing happens most of our big OV weekends - everyone's excitedly checking in and all we get during the weekend are like two pictures in the photo studio.

#46043
31 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

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I need to find one of those.  My little rescue turns 13 this year and I need to get her ready for her Bark Mitzvah.

#46045
1 hour ago, futureman said:

don’t be hard on yourself.  we’re all glad your parents fucked. 

Idk. I thought the part that ran down his moms leg had morr potential. 

#46049
6 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Idk. I thought the part that ran down his moms leg had morr potential. 

How do you know my brother Sploosh?

#46050
10 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

While waiting for Official Visit Recruiting news, check out this South Korean  pro golfer's swing..... Will be playing next week at Pebble Beach

 

I would collapse my knee and bust my ass on the tee box if I swung like that.

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