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    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
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    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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#46106
6 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

So was there any truth to the rumor that Shepherd and FWK had a spat? Telenovela fans everywhere want to know.

Believe that was bs.

#46107
31 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

I'll  be very interested in any post signing day stories regarding Shepherd.  For the last several months all of the $9.95er's have postulated that he was gone.  There have been suggestions on this board that he may have even given aggy a silent on a visit and planned on flipping on signing day.  Then he takes a visit to Alabama and Georgia.  One of the $9.95er's put out the rumor that Sabin may have advised him against aggy.  That was the moment that the tide turned and several $9.95er's started saying that if Texas gets the last visit he would end up signing with Texas.  I can't help but wonder if there is some / any truth to Sabin pushing him our way because this seems to have turned on a dime.

What if Saban is actually trying to push the guy to Texas so we no longer have room for a Waddle transfer? 

#46109

This thread could turn into a live feed of Kate, Allison Brie and Taylor Swift having a threesome and we still won’t hit 1000. 

 

So stop trying.

Edited by Sgt. Slaughter

#46110
4 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

This thread could turn into a live link of Kate, Allison Brie and Taylor Swift having a threesome and we still won’t hit 1000. 

Ron Burgundy

#46114
33 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

This thread could turn into a live feed of Kate, Allison Brie and Taylor Swift having a threesome and we still won’t hit 1000. 

 

So stop trying.

Maybe, mabye not (Maybe go fuck yourself), but I"d sure like to give that idea a shot.

Edited by Burt Macklin

#46119
10 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

What if Shep actually signs?

We celebrate signing a potential all-conference lineman.

Edited by MuellerHorn

#46123
Just now, MuellerHorn said:

Does Ford skip leg day?

If it did, herman would be in Dearborn post haste with a suitcase full of motivational burnt toast and runny eggs to get them aligned. 

#46126
57 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

This thread could turn into a live feed of Kate, Allison Brie and Taylor Swift having a threesome and we still won’t hit 1000. 

 

So stop trying.

Be still my beating heart. 

#46127
5 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

LOL UDFAs and a 5th rounder is what they put on that edit, man they really are living off that Sherman line

#46128
2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I like how that person has to reuse an old graphic that has sumlin’s signature 

I like how it says 7 DL’s

#46130
1 hour ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

This thread could turn into a live feed of Kate, Allison Brie and Taylor Swift having a threesome and we still won’t hit 1000. 

 

So stop trying.

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Ok, cool.  Hook'Em!

#46131
1 hour ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

This thread could turn into a live feed of Kate, Allison Brie and Taylor Swift having a threesome and we still won’t hit 1000. 

 

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#46133
26 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

I hope someone tweeted back that it was 3 JAGs Turner recruited and 4 guys recruited by Sherman.

#46134
43 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

What if Shep actually signs?

Then we'll continue to say that he has all the physical tools and needs to really buckle down mentally. And he's more likely to do that at UT.

#46135

Y'all better stop with that Taylor Swift shit before Phlegm finds out. But that would be an easy way to get to 1000.

#46138

Text I just rec'd...... 

Lakia Henry now leaving campus headed back home. LH arrived on Thursday for his OV.   LH has not committed and sounds like its between UT and Arky.

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#46139
2 hours ago, Gut Wagon said:

What if Saban is actually trying to push the guy to Texas so we no longer have room for a Waddle transfer? 

That's why Saban is the best. Poor aggy.

#46143
2 hours ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

This thread could turn into a live feed of Kate, Allison Brie and Taylor Swift having a threesome and we still won’t hit 1000. 

 

So stop trying.

In all fairness, if that happened, everyone's hands would be too occupied otherwise to be posting...

Edited by TheBryMan81

#46144
18 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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EJ really is clueless.... this report ^^^ is worthless

Edited by LTtxfan

#46145
4 hours ago, theaveragejon said:

Still don’t understand how butthole eyes worked that out. 

ariana grande let the secret out about him well endowed downstairs.

Edited by Bruh Man

#46146
24 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

In all fairness, if that happened, everyone's hands would be too occupied otherwise to be posting...

74 pages of Roma posts

#46147
3 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

ariana grande let the secret out about him well endowed downstairs. pause.

 He addressed that, and said his dick is small. 

#46148
30 minutes ago, TheBryMan81 said:

In all fairness, if that happened, everyone's hands would be too occupied otherwise to be posting...

In all fairness, this is Surly

#46150
24 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

74 pages of Roma posts

"How do I love thee, Kate? Let me count the ways."

Let's see if he can come up with 3,700 reasons. 

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