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#46151
1 hour ago, Modessit said:

Y'all better stop with that Taylor Swift shit before Phlegm finds out. But that would be an easy way to get to 1000.

I dunno.  All those white chicks look alike to me.

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#46153

So NSD2 is just waiting to see if Shep sends in his LOI and Henry’s announcement?

Not missing any other 2019’s outside of PWOs like Neil?

Everything else we’re working on is 2020+ or Transfers/Grad Transfers.  I guess that could push this thread to 1000... 

#46158
Deleted now, what was it? 



Some guy had cut the video to just Shepherd saying ‘Fuck A&M’.

He tagged Shepherd on the video for whatever reason - I’m guessing he probably asked him to delete it.
#46161

That's going to make the aggy superbowl party really awkward when Shep walks in.  I'd pay money to watch that.

ETA - No I don't think he's going there.  Just funny to think about.

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#46162
3 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

If he’s saying it’s different from Fayettenam, I think virtually everyone else on earth would agree. And take it as a positive. 

#46164
4 hours ago, Bruh Man said:

ariana grande let the secret out about him well endowed downstairs.

 

4 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

 He addressed that, and said his dick is small. 


Well, Ariana Grande is the size of your average 10 year-old, so to her EVERYONE looks big downstairs.

 

 

3 hours ago, texifornia said:


Lakia tweeting the 3rd pic in the Icy Whites out in case Ariana is checking dick pics to see who her next boyfriend will be. 😂

Lakia is taking full advantage of his photo session in the Icy Whites. No matter where he commits, he'll be asking to wear the white pants each week.

#sinvergüenza

#46167
3 hours ago, Napoleon said:

 


Well, Ariana Grande is the size of your average 10 year-old, so to her EVERYONE looks big downstairs.

 

 


Lakia tweeting the 3rd pic in the Icy Whites out in case Ariana is checking dick pics to see who her next boyfriend will be. 😂

Lakia is taking full advantage of his photo session in the Icy Whites. No matter where he commits, he'll be asking to wear the white pants each week.

#sinvergüenza

Where would you say it falls on the boner chart for you?

#46168
7 hours ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Love the pic with his mom.  Hope distance from home isn't too big a factor.  Dodge City to Austin is 2 hrs further than to Fayetteville.  Hopefully, he'll choose the good guys.  

#46169
4 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Where would you say it falls on the boner chart for you?

I would split Ariana in two. (And there are definitely guys longer and some are thicker.)

I do find her attractive though. She's been playing the innocent school girl thing for a number of years now. I wonder if that's how she got signed. (And what she did to get signed.)

I dated an Argie girl a little bigger than her who would only allow a position where she was in control because she was too small and didn't want to get hurt. I only got one shot at her, because she'd been waiting to meet an English guy (who was much shorter than I am) for two years because her friends had been trying to set them up.

So I'd put Ariana at a 7.5 to 8 out of 10 on the boner scale, but I prefer the mid '70s-to-early '80s PLAYBOY centerfold body type with wide hips, skinny waist, flat stomach, and gravity-defying rack in order to give a girl a 10.

#46171
3 hours ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Love the pic with his mom.  Hope distance from home isn't too big a factor.  Dodge City to Austin is 2 hrs further than to Fayetteville.  Hopefully, he'll choose the good guys.  

He’s from Valdosta, GA. He goes to a kick in Dodge Ccity.

#46172

 

Reed is the first pure safety in 33 years to get voted into the Hall of Fame in his first year of eligibility after a career that began in 2002 and ended after the 2013 season. The previous one to reach on the first ballot was Ken Houston in 1986. Among the modern-era finalists, the discussion about Reed inside the selection room Saturday was the shortest, lasting just 2 minutes, 20 seconds.

"Smartest player I ever coached," Brian Billick, Reed's former coach with the Baltimore Ravens, said.

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#46174
On 1/29/2019 at 6:28 AM, Newy25 said:

You know what the hardest part is about hiring a cat sitter? 

 

Having to tell your parents your gay. 

Timely consider a kid were recruiting just said “Fuck a&m” on a live feed. 

#46177
7 minutes ago, RollingPresidential said:

Damon Sayles appears to have changed his CB on Shepherd. 

What was it before?

#46178
37 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Timely consider a kid were recruiting just said “Fuck a&m” on a live feed. 

He wasn’t wrong though.

#46179
49 minutes ago, EZ$ said:

What was it before?

He had a flip pick to aggy in and he just changed it to cloudy/?.  Basically it doesn't count against him now if Shepherd doesn't flip.

#46180
3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

He had a flip pick to aggy in and he just changed it to cloudy/?.  Basically it doesn't count against him now if Shepherd doesn't flip.

Ok, cool.  Fuck aggy.

#46186
3 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Lets just say it’s an odd coincidence that Chip Brown is taking a vacation at the same time.  

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#46188
1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Will anyone notice that he is gone?

My Twitter feed is going to have so many less updates on which 7v7 team got BAPE uniforms vs. Louis Vuitton-inspired ones. It's going to be fantastic.

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#46190
My Twitter feed is going to have so many less updates on which 7v7 team got BAPE uniforms vs. Louis Vuitton-inspired ones. It's going to be fantastic.


But guaranteed to have a dumbass travel tweet where he complains to an airline about a weather delay or some other such nonsense. He’s a moron.
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#46191

He's a recruiting guy who's getting married on the Tuesday of national signing day week 

#46195
34 minutes ago, Fud said:

He's a recruiting guy who's getting married on the Tuesday of national signing day week 

In fairness, he is so plugged into the program the he knew we would have everything wrapped up by NSD1, and he was so comfortable on Shepherd that he hasnt bothered to change his CB since July. Plus, he had to put in a request really early so he could be sure to have Taylor Hamm officiate his wedding.

#46196
3 minutes ago, Vertigo said:

In fairness, he is so plugged into the program the he knew we would have everything wrapped up by NSD1, and he was so comfortable on Shepherd that he hasnt bothered to change his CB since July. Plus, he had to put in a request really early so he could be sure to have Taylor Hamm officiate his wedding.

Poolside ceremony?

#46199
1 hour ago, Fud said:

He's a recruiting guy who's getting married on the Tuesday of national signing day week 

I want to reiterate this post. The stupidity of this decision, or the stupidity of his employer allowing it is incredible. 

Imagine working at KPMG and asking for two weeks off in March. Okay 

#46200
11 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I want to reiterate this post. The stupidity of this decision, or the stupidity of his employer allowing it is incredible. 

Imagine working at KPMG and asking for two weeks off in March. Okay 

Who the fuck gets married on a Tuesday?  

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