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  • closetojumping
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    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

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    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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#8202
7 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

I’m heading to his game. I’m going to wear my Notre Dame hoodie and heckle him loudly and aggressively until they throw me out. I need your T’s & P’s, folks. 

#8203
14 hours ago, PHLaggie said:

erm so you really believe that post by IT, eh? It also included this gem, in context:

"Texas has to play by different rules because you're not going to see uncommittable in-state offers from this staff. Part of that is ethical, part of that is self-preservation with Texas high school coaches, and part of that is the staff just generally not being in a hurry to offer younger players. 

The staff puts a high priority on program/culture fit. They want to take their time with evaluations. They want to gather as much information as possible."

😂

I think most surlyhorns readers know when the 9.95ers, including the ones on the UT beat, are shoveling shit into their subscribers' inbox.

 

Yes, actually Texas does play by the rules for the most part because The University of Texas has a product to sell that doesn’t require circumventing said rules.  

However, I do agree with you that the 9.95ers are bullshit artists.

#8204
1 hour ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Apparently you haven't seen PHLaggie's beautiful wife...

 

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The song they danced to at the wedding was:

Ewe are so beuatiful ... to me.

It was bEWEtiful man.

#8205
13 hours ago, mr. sunshine said:

Also your school, for all of the bluster, has won all of one legit national title in football and that was when John Sharp’s wife was learning to suck dick in a stagecoach. Fuck you you fucking fuck

Bringing the sunshine

#8206
34 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’m heading to his game. I’m going to wear my Notre Dame hoodie and heckle him loudly and aggressively until they throw me out. I need your T’s & P’s, folks. 

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#8207
13 hours ago, TrojanPrincess said:

I'm a visitor here as well, but I would think your tiny brain could come up with some worthwhile discussion without being a total, flaming jackass.

 

He’s an Aggie so that’s a given. 

#8208
10 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

If you don't hate on Giles, you're Longhorn fanning all wrong.

Giles and Aggy sucking are two of our most basic beliefs. 

Respect Thy Commandments. 

You forgot about Warehime has bowel issues.

#8213
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

I’m heading to his game. I’m going to wear my Notre Dame hoodie and heckle him loudly and aggressively until they throw me out. I need your T’s & P’s, folks. 

Please don't do this and don't ever heckle recruits. Whoever is next to jumping please repeatedly punch him in the face.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/s

#8214

"I’m heading to his game. I’m going to wear my Notre Dame hoodie and heckle him loudly and aggressively until they throw me out. I need your T’s & P’s, folks."

We will start a go me fund, for your bail.

#8215
1 hour ago, ShowmeyourTDs said:

The song they danced to at the wedding was:

Ewe are so beuatiful ... to me.

It was bEWEtiful man.

She is a real jEWEL.

#8217
1 hour ago, Leanderman said:

"I’m heading to his game. I’m going to wear my Notre Dame hoodie and heckle him loudly and aggressively until they throw me out. I need your T’s & P’s, folks."

We will start a go me fund, for your bail.

I'm out.

#8219
1 hour ago, GW Hayduke said:

Please don't do this and don't ever heckle recruits. Whoever is next to jumping please repeatedly punch him in the face.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/s

But... can he tweet at recruits? Please clarify. 

#8222
3 minutes ago, Cashdaddyblumpkins said:

Noah Cain got an Ohio State CB from Demetric Warren. Seems random.

Warren is a big OU homer. He's like Hamm in that his CBs for UT targets only really matter if they're for UT.

#8224
1 minute ago, Fud said:

Ohio State already has two RBs committed

He don't care about your facts 

#8226
I’m heading to his game. I’m going to wear my Notre Dame hoodie and heckle him loudly and aggressively until they throw me out. I need your T’s & P’s, folks. 
I'll give you T&P's, but that's because you'll be spending a couple hours in East FW.
#8227
1 hour ago, GW Hayduke said:

Please don't do this and don't ever heckle recruits. Whoever is next to jumping please repeatedly punch him in the face.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/s

You've been holding onto that one

#8231

Probably just wants to add to his collection of offers, but might as well I guess.

Edited by Bevo14

#8232
6 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

Maybe we should offer him. Just a thought. 

You might be onto something 

#8233
2 hours ago, GW Hayduke said:

Please don't do this and don't ever heckle recruits. Whoever is next to jumping please repeatedly punch him in the face.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

/s

Already been done

#8234
18 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

Probably just wants to add to his collection of offers, but might as well I guess.

You get zero percent of the recruits you don't offer.

#8235
I’m heading to his game. I’m going to wear my Notre Dame hoodie and heckle him loudly and aggressively until they throw me out. I need your T’s & P’s, folks. 
Wear a bathrobe and flash him your CBs
#8237
20 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

You get zero percent of the recruits you don't offer.

Sure, but given the staff is scouring the country for DEs, isn't it weird that dream school blue chip kid hasn't popped up on our radar before now? I would think he would've reached out to the staff a while ago even if they missed him.

Edited by Bevo14

#8239
1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

Sure, but given the staff is scouring the country for DEs, isn't it weird that dream school blue chip kid hasn't popped up on our radar before now? I would think he would've reached out to the staff a while ago even if they missed him.

How do we know that Texas is his dream school?

#8242
15 minutes ago, Machinator said:

From USC's 247:

 

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Odd given that Steele didn’t list us in his top schools. Must be lurking real hard

#8243
4 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

How do we know that Texas is his dream school?

fMRI indicated as much

#8244
Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Odd given that Steele didn’t list us in his top schools. Must be lurking real hard

He's visiting in July and then it'll get real interesting 

#8247
11 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

He's visiting in July and then it'll get real interesting 

Not really 

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