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    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

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    Carl Winslow

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    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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#9052
2 hours ago, texifornia said:

I went cell phone-less last time I was in Italy. It was really good for my mental health until about three seconds after I got home and got back online.

I went cell phone-less and Internet-less last time I was in India, as well.

Not out of choice, mind you.

#9053
6 minutes ago, satyanash said:

I went cell phone-less and Internet-less last time I was in India, as well.

Not out of choice, mind you.

Obviously. India has more cell phones than the US does.

#9055
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

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Disappointed my son didn't pick up a fraulein in the Dolomites

Edited by Bevo

#9058
1 hour ago, satyanash said:

I went cell phone-less and Internet-less last time I was in India, as well.

Not out of choice, mind you.

I left my cell phone and laptop at a hotel in Helsinki the last time I went to Russia. Those guys will hack you faster than a New York minute. 

#9059
1 minute ago, Bevojoe said:

I left my cell phone and laptop at a hotel in Helsinki the last time I went to Russia. Those guys will hack you faster than a New York minute. 

What? Helsinki is in Finland, not Russia. #mapfacts

#9060
Just now, UDontKnow said:

What? Helsinki is in Finland, not Russia. #mapfacts

He left it in Helsinki so it wouldn't get hacked while he was in Russia using it.

#9061
4 minutes ago, Bevojoe said:

I left my cell phone and laptop at a hotel in Helsinki the last time I went to Russia. Those guys will hack you faster than a New York minute. 

I think there are some words in your head that you left out of that sentence. 

#9070
16 minutes ago, ousux said:

Are we supposed to be impressed by the number of milkshakes he ingests every day?

Plus fried chicken is his favorite "food". Sad story we're witnessing, Roach might have the last laugh is that partnership although he's likely already on the ketch/kurt/golden plan.

#9074
3 minutes ago, ConfettiRain said:

Is it significant (to our commitment watch, not to EJ’s health) that there are TWO frappuccinos, one vanilla and one chocolate?

The significance is he's an impish sugar swizzling douche.

#9075
4 minutes ago, ConfettiRain said:

Is it significant (to our commitment watch, not to EJ’s health) that there are TWO frappuccinos, one vanilla and one chocolate?

Like perhaps EJ ordered “one venti Leal and one veloce Smith” for instance.

 

#9078
1 hour ago, Bevojoe said:

I left my cell phone and laptop at a hotel in Helsinki the last time I went to Russia. Those guys will hack you faster than a New York minute. 

Only time I was in Finland, I lost my phone. As in totally lost and never recovered. I think this swarthy guy in a late-night eatery an hour NW of Helsinki got it off my food tray. Pretty sure he was a Ruskie. No, I’m not joking. 

#9081

I was in Aspen and hung out with a girl from Norway who was incredibly hot so this hits close to home (except I don't drink coffee).

#9082
47 minutes ago, ConfettiRain said:

Is it significant (to our commitment watch, not to EJ’s health) that there are TWO frappuccinos, one vanilla and one chocolate?

Brown one is for Tyler Johnson White one is for Jake Smith. Riddle solved.

#9083
46 minutes ago, ConfettiRain said:

Like perhaps EJ ordered “one venti Leal and one veloce Smith” for instance.

 

Moloko Plus for the nice warm feeling all through your gutty-wuts.

#9084
1 hour ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

Brown one is for Tyler Johnson White one is for Jake Smith. Riddle solved.

Wiley and Card hanging out on the side like "where's my venti frappe femmecino?"

#9089
2 hours ago, Bevo said:

I was in Aspen and hung out with a girl from Norway who was incredibly hot so this hits close to home (except I don't drink coffee).

When I took a tour of Temple Square in Salt Lake City, my two guides were a girl from Norway and a girl from Finland who both spoke English with pretty good accents. I told the girl from Finland that I stayed in the hostel located in the Olympic Stadium in Helsinki before and after I took a short trip to St. Petersburg, Russia, so...

So this pretty much ties the last 2 pages up nicely by including Mormon missions*, a girl from Norway, times spent in Helsinki, and side trips to Russia.

#Winning #TigerBlood

*EDIT: Just realized that I was combining what I read on the Texas Summer Football Thread about Angilau with the Texas Recruiting Notes 2019 thread.

Edited by Napoleon

#9090
When I took a tour of Temple Square in Salt Lake City, my two guides were a girl from Norway and a girl from Finland who both spoke English with pretty good accents. I told the girl from Finland that I stayed in the hostel located in the Olympic Stadium in Helsinki before and after I took a short trip to St. Petersburg, Russia, so...

So this pretty much ties the last 2 pages up nicely by including Mormon missions, a girl from Norway, times spent in Helsinki, and side trips to Russia.

#Winning #TigerBlood
If you mention a Norwegian girl, Finnish girl and hostel...

And then just end the story, how is that winning in any way, shape or form?
#9091
7 minutes ago, ousux said:

If you mention a Norwegian girl, Finnish girl and hostel...

And then just end the story, how is that winning in any way, shape or form?

There was no "winning" with the Mormon girl from Norway, nor the Mormon girl from Finland, without converting to LDS.

There was never going to be #winning in that sense of the word.

However, I did get an invite from Valentina Porzio*, from my hostel room in Berlin, to come visit her down in Napoli... where she drove around town in an underpowered tin can of a car, where we barely survived several roundabouts, so I would say that there was still some winning.

*Pics are on film in some containers in my parents' house back in Texas.

Edited by Napoleon

#9092
4 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

There was no "winning" with the Mormon girl from Norway, nor the Mormon girl from Finland, without converting to LDS.

There was never going to be #winning in that sense of the word.

Pussy

 

#9093
3 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

There was no "winning" with the Mormon girl from Norway, nor the Mormon girl from Finland, without converting to LDS.

There was never going to be #winning in that sense of the word.

However, I did get an invite from Valentina Porzio*, from my hostel room in Berlin, to come visit her down in Napoli... where she drove around town in an underpowered tin can of a car, where we barely survived several roundabouts, so I would say that there was still some winning.

*Pics are on film in some containers in my parents' house back in Texas.

no. what you need to find is a mormon woman with an annulled marriage and kids. and get here to try and convert you. after the genie is out of the bottle, missionaries aint got shit on these girls. 

My life ambition now is to have a missionary kid come and talk to me, and me share my story. say, dude, she did this and I still didnt convert, what you got? lol

#9094
14 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

There was no "winning" with the Mormon girl from Norway, nor the Mormon girl from Finland, without converting to LDS.

There was never going to be #winning in that sense of the word.

However, I did get an invite from Valentina Porzio*, from my hostel room in Berlin, to come visit her down in Napoli... where she drove around town in an underpowered tin can of a car, where we barely survived several roundabouts, so I would say that there was still some winning.

*Pics are on film in some containers in my parents' house back in Texas.

God Naples kicks ass. My girlfriend at the time hated it ("crowded and dirty") and I completely fell in love with it.

#9095

While we wait on a commit and ponder EJ’s Oedipal frappe tendencies, I thought I would mention an interesting factoid about beautiful European women viz a viz Aspen.  If you watched the Hedy Lamarr story the other night you heard that she basically invented Aspen as a ski resort.  One of her many wealthy husbands built a village there to remind her of her native Austria and assuage her boredom.  Eventually and inevitable she tried to claim it in the subsuequebt divorce but to no avail which I assume was due to her having a much shittier or possibly nonexistent lawyer compared to nth rich hubby.  Anyway this little tidbit of Aspen’s origins as a ski resort seems to be at odds with the Wikipedia version but I can’t offer any sort of reconciliation.  Anyway this Hedy Lamarr in addition to being a fox of the highest order (at least until she sadly disfigured herself with a series of ill advised plastic surgeries) was apparently also some sort of home spun scientific genious, who was posthumously credited with inventing the idea of frequency hopping to defeat German jamming of torpedo remote control signals.  Frequency hopping, we are told, became an essential component of modern wireless communications and had Ms Lamarr been properly componesated for the patent she coauthored would have reaped billions instead of just receiving an obscure and worthless pat on the back post death.  

#9099
17 minutes ago, texifornia said:

God Naples kicks ass. My girlfriend at the time hated it ("crowded and dirty") and I completely fell in love with it.

It takes awhile to realize, but Naples is the best city in Europe - the combination of great food, gorgeous women, vivacious culture, street life, natural beauty, and historical depth is peerless. Lived there for several years and fucking miss it. An exhilarating, beguiling place.

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