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#10301
edit: By the way, you two have run-on sentences in your grammatical critique. I'll let you find them.

 

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#10307

Posters on Tigerdroppings think that Emery Jr's dad wants him at MSU, and that Emery's girlfriend going to USM next year is another reason he might be leaning MSU recently (even though Baton Rouge is closer to USM than Starkville is). 

The assumption was always that Tennessee would be the competition, because Emery Sr played there. It'll be interesting to see if there's actually anything to this. 

#10308
44 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

The pyramid of topics

Kate gifs

Commitment news

Impending commitment news

News about visits

News of interest, planned visits

Coaches on flights

Candi jokes

Jimbo sleaze

Coach X sucks talk

Cat facts

Poster doxxing  <---------

Scat gifs

 

 


After scat gifs hit "return" 131 times. And then after that comes "verb/subject agreement."
 

#10311
10 minutes ago, Fud said:

Posters on Tigerdroppings think that Emery Jr's dad wants him at MSU, and that Emery's girlfriend going to USM next year is another reason he might be leaning MSU recently (even though Baton Rouge is closer to USM than Starkville is). 

The assumption was always that Tennessee would be the competition, because Emery Sr played there. It'll be interesting to see if there's actually anything to this. 

LSU getting Emery is probably better for us, by man, the meltdown could be epic if they lose him.

#10312
2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

LSU getting Emery is probably better for us, by man, the meltdown could be epic if they lose him.

They've been recruiting other running backs for awhile now, which I assumed was because they wanted to take three feature backs no matter what, but maybe as backups for Emery/Cain? 

#10313

At this point, I don’t care who LSU has at RB. We should be able to out-recruit them. They’re a fucking train wreck right now.

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#10314
13 minutes ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

At this point, I don’t care who LSU has at RB. We should be able to out-recruit them. They’re a fucking train wreck right now.

They have won a lot more football games than we have in the last 3-5 years. Stones, glass houses and all of that. 

#10315
4 minutes ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

At this point, I don’t care who LSU has at RB. We should be able to out-recruit them. They’re a fucking train wreck right now.

It certainly feels that way, but remember that they won 9 last year even with the idiotic Troy loss and while we all know they are an impending train wreck, these high school kids often don't. You'd be amazed how many of them don't watch any of the games - even schools they are considering.  Hell, if they did watch all they saw from the Troy game on was handoffs to the RB and holes blown wide open in those SEC SEC SEC defenses. (Arkansas, Tenn, Ole Miss, Aggy). And now Guice is gone and the RB room is "wide open" .  I can see the sales pitch. 

 

#10316
6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

They have won a lot more football games than we have in the last 3-5 years. Stones, glass houses and all of that. 

 

4 minutes ago, golfclap said:

It certainly feels that way, but remember that they won 9 last year even with the idiotic Troy loss and while we all know they are an impending train wreck, these high school kids often don't. You'd be amazed how many of them don't watch any of the games - even schools they are considering.  Hell, if they did watch all they saw from the Troy game on was handoffs to the RB and holes blown wide open in those SEC SEC SEC defenses. (Arkansas, Tenn, Ole Miss, Aggy). And now Guice is gone and the RB room is "wide open" .  I can see the sales pitch. 

 

I'm talking  about their recruiting, not the on field product. Their 2018 class was bad and 2019 is off to a better start, but I think they'll fall off from where they're at now. Coach O is not organized in his recruiting approach and our staff, especially Drayton, should be able to run circles around him.  My point is with Coach O at the helm, LSU isn't the same competition in recruiting that it used to be, and we should absolutely be able to win out regardless of how many RBs they take. 

#10317

Agreed completely. LSU's approach to last year's DB class was Aggy-esque. For a school that also lays claim to the DBU tag, they are in a pretty fucking dire place on the 2-deep at CB and got NOTHING. Fucking Mannie Netherly is not only on the 2-deep but competing for the starting spot opposite Greedy. That's NUTS. I never followed up did they land the grad transfer from Stanford? Even if they land a grad transfer that depth chart is brutal. DT is also weird. Those 2 spots seem like places where LSU should NEVER lack depth. Of course, I've also seen Texas without a decent RB for too many seasons recently. 

#10320
3 minutes ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

Grad transferring from Stanford to LSU. That dude's gonna feel like he went back to middle school classes. 

Dude, learning to color inside the lines, especially at the graduate level, ain't like riding a bike. Definite transition period coming...

#10321
1 hour ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Per 247, Orlando told them he was impressed and invited them to our on campus camp on Tuesday.

 

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#10322

Well shit. Looks like Bragg might be Stanford-bound. Per Wells:

 

Talking to a couple sources, it looks like the Crandall 4-Star OL will pick Stanford, and fairly soon. 

He’s waiting on his acceptance letter. If he’s accepted, it will be tough to overcome the prestige factor he’s clearly smitten by.

And if he could be accepted this quickly, he’s almost assuredly going to be accepted. 

Now, if he doesn’t get in, Texas is the clear next choice. But he’s called the Big Intellectual for a reason.

Edited by Machinator

#10323
48 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Of course, I've also seen Texas without a decent RB for too many seasons recently. 

WTF?  We’re a year removed from D’onta Foreman winning the Doak Walker award.  

#10324
1 minute ago, Machinator said:

Well shit. Looks like Bragg might be Stanford-bound. Per Wells:

 

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Talking to a couple sources, it looks like the Crandall 4-Star OL will pick Stanford, and fairly soon. 

He’s waiting on his acceptance letter. If he’s accepted, it will be tough to overcome the prestige factor he’s clearly smitten by.

And if he could be accepted this quickly, he’s almost assuredly going to be accepted. 

Now, if he doesn’t get in, Texas is the clear next choice. But he’s called the Big Intellectual for a reason.

 

Man, fuck Stanford

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#10325
10 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Well shit. Looks like Bragg might be Stanford-bound. Per Wells:

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Talking to a couple sources, it looks like the Crandall 4-Star OL will pick Stanford, and fairly soon. 

He’s waiting on his acceptance letter. If he’s accepted, it will be tough to overcome the prestige factor he’s clearly smitten by.

And if he could be accepted this quickly, he’s almost assuredly going to be accepted. 

Now, if he doesn’t get in, Texas is the clear next choice. But he’s called the Big Intellectual for a reason.

I fucking hate stanford. They're trash. They're never gunna win a title and you'll be just as well off with a UT degree than theirs. Stop this shit already. 

#10328

I would love for someone to explain to me the economic advantage of a stanford degree versus a ut degree. Anyone know where I could find such insight?

#10329
10 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Well shit. Looks like Bragg might be Stanford-bound. Per Wells:

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Talking to a couple sources, it looks like the Crandall 4-Star OL will pick Stanford, and fairly soon. 

He’s waiting on his acceptance letter. If he’s accepted, it will be tough to overcome the prestige factor he’s clearly smitten by.

And if he could be accepted this quickly, he’s almost assuredly going to be accepted. 

Now, if he doesn’t get in, Texas is the clear next choice. But he’s called the Big Intellectual for a reason.

Not sure who his sources are because this is a 180 from every other 9.95er. Everyone else said Texas has regained it's footing and taken the lead back

#10330
1 minute ago, utfan87 said:

Not sure who his sources are because this is a 180 from every other 9.95er. Everyone else said Texas has regained it's footing and taken the lead back

Apparently Bragg didn't think he would get into Stanford, now it looks like he will.

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#10331
8 minutes ago, randygilman said:

I would love for someone to explain to me the economic advantage of a stanford degree versus a ut degree. Anyone know where I could find such insight?

You can't. It's not real. But Shaw sells it and 16 and 17 years olds eat it up. "Hey, I'll screw things up with all of this talent I'm gunna collect, we'll never win a big one, but you're gunna earn billions more with a Stanford degree. You on board?"

 

(edit: I'm sure there benefits somewhere, standford vs most schools, but I'm mad right now and I'm gunna say there are zero)

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#10333
1 minute ago, UncleBuck said:

You can't. It's not real. But Shaw sells it and 16 and 17 years olds eat it up. "Hey, I'll screw things up with all of this talent I'm gunna collect, we'll never win a big one, but you're gunna earn billions more with a Stanford degree. You on board?"

Your a idiot.

#10335
4 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

Not sure who his sources are because this is a 180 from every other 9.95er. Everyone else said Texas has regained it's footing and taken the lead back

It's pretty obvious who his source is here

At least we found out early and have plenty of time to find a replacement 

#10337
2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

“And if he could be accepted this quickly, he’s almost assuredly going to be accepted.“

What?

Probably means that even if he's narrowly short of whatever academic combined number they need, he has time to retake some tests and get a few more As in the classroom.

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#10338
11 hours ago, OnAComputer said:

Eh. There wasn't a whole lot on there that I'm embarrassed about.

edit: I'll save yall the search and tell yall the most embarrassing thing you'll find is I started to play D&D with a few friends. 

This was a good attempt at covering your tracks, but that's not all the good stuff from your fake account. It appears you went on an editing spree last night, mainly in the thread you started with your sock (and commented on as yourself) asking us about the $9.95ers and which ones you should follow. lulz.  Overall, though, good job. In today's day and age, I expected to see you bashing Super K and Andrew or making pervy comments about Jennifer Lawrence's leaked photos.

 

 

You asked to know all the times they fucked up (even though you edited this out last night. lulz) and then responded to you own question with your real account:

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  On 3/26/2018 at 5:28 PM, 35dimes said:

I'd also like to know all the times they've fucked up.

I'll just leave this here

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And in there you did also call EJ a douche. (Also edited out but Katfid had quoted you so it's still in there. lulz) 

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  On 3/26/2018 at 5:34 PM, 35dimes said:

Right, I know that's a thing. He's a douche and EJ is a douche (as I've seen on twitter)

And you got defensive about someone criticizing the $9.95ers and threw Kurt Bohls under the bus (not that I blame you cuz that guy sucks):

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On 3/27/2018 at 1:54 AM, Otter said:

At one time or another, I've been a member of all of those sites save the new one, and they're all talentless douchebags. Save your shekels.

Well then should I follow Kurt Bohls and the AAS for updates? I'd rather not.

You also threw some shade at Hamm in this thread but you edited it before I could pull it so it's a watered down version. Personally, I think you should've left this one unedited.

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I feel like the last time the Hamm was this excited was Max Wright.

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#10340
23 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Well shit. Looks like Bragg might be Stanford-bound. Per Wells:

  Reveal hidden contents

Talking to a couple sources, it looks like the Crandall 4-Star OL will pick Stanford, and fairly soon. 

He’s waiting on his acceptance letter. If he’s accepted, it will be tough to overcome the prestige factor he’s clearly smitten by.

And if he could be accepted this quickly, he’s almost assuredly going to be accepted. 

Now, if he doesn’t get in, Texas is the clear next choice. But he’s called the Big Intellectual for a reason.

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#10341
Just now, The Earl of Texas said:

Wow... someone call the Cops because UT Lawnghorn just murdered a clown

Lulz. I'm not trying to murder the guy. I like Baizer. I just found the $9.95er thread and got a good laugh so I thought I'd share.

#10342
Just now, UT Lawnghorn said:

Lulz. I'm not trying to murder the guy. I like Baizer. I just found the $9.95er thread and got a good laugh so I thought I'd share.

No need to feel bad... he did this shit to himself. You simply stated the facts. Grown fucking man shouldn’t be slinking around like that anyway, you did him a favor - only good that can come of it is if he’s embarrassed enough to stop acting like a little bitch.

#10345
12 minutes ago, UT Lawnghorn said:

And in there you did also call EJ a douche. (Also edited out but Katfid had quoted you so it's still in there. lulz)  

But EJ is a douche.

#10346

I don't want to get doxxed so I'm going to confess right now:  I never slept with Jennifer Aniston and I don't drive a Rolls Royce.

Re: Bragg ... that's not good news, if true.   My kingdom for a true center!

 

Edited by Hornius Emeritus

#10349

So where does the number of spring visits allowed come from that people state as fact around here? 

I ask because now Rian Davis and Cine are scheduled for official visits in the next few weeks? Wouldn’t that go past that number?

#10350

Whoever mods here now should dig up and post the pre-edited posts, for our entertainment 

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