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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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#16304
14 minutes ago, thepop said:

EJ has something on Tufono

Spoiler

— Washington, which was considered his leader for most of the process isn't a factor.

— Steve obviously put in a Crystal Ball for USC tonight. We have not been able to confirm anything on that side of things, but there appears to be confidence around the USC program that Tufono is leaning that way. We have been told that USC is the only threat to Texas.

— From what we have been able to gather, there is also confidence around the Texas program that the Longhorns are in a great spot to land him. Todd Orlando and Jake Langi, who has strong Polynesian ties, have been working extremely hard in this recruitment. UT commit De'Gabriel Floyd is also close to Tufono.

— Tufono has not informed either staff of his decision, so this one appears to still be open. Texas is going to continue to throw everything at Tufono. However, this makes the decision to move up his timeline really interesting.

— I put in my Crystal Ball based on what I heard on the Texas side of things. Again, there is confidence around the program. But it appears USC feels the same way.

 

 

The installment of Texas-USC in the 2006 Rose Bowl was a classic. Part two last was an overtime thriller. We're all anticipating a great game this year. But first, we have Texas-USC 3: Battle of the Strong Polynesian Ties.

#16305

What % of badass Polynesian linebackers that have made it to the NFL came through USC? Has to be >75%

They have 6 or 7 Polynesians in the front 7 this year just looking at a 2 deep on ourlads

#16306
2 hours ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

I thought no way Urban gets the boot, after talking with my son (student @ tOSU) ...

Wait. Wut? Son? Student at tOSU? WTF

#16307

So one reporter texts a USC staff member and is told USC feels good, and another reporter texts a Texas staff member and hears Texas feels good.


$9.95 please

#16308

USC had the #1 and #3 ILBs in the country along with another 4* ILB in their 2018 class, and they already have another committed for 2019. 3/4 are Poly. 

Share you fucks. 

#16309
13 hours ago, Bodacious Bevo said:

Meyer's own wife said Smith scared her. The fuck Urb? How do you keep that guy on your staff when your entire staff and their families knows he's beating his girlfriend?

Wonder if the Stros will sign him?

#16310
6 minutes ago, Fud said:

USC had the #1 and #3 ILBs in the country along with another 4* ILB in their 2018 class, and they already have another committed for 2019. 3/4 are Poly. 

Share you fucks. 

Hey, you got  De'Gabriel.  We signed 5 LBs in 2018, and one athlete that can play the position in Clancy's system.

we have as many Poly players on the team as Utah.

#16311
19 minutes ago, Bodacious Bevo said:
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— From what we have been able to gather, there is also confidence around the Texas program that the Longhorns are in a great spot to land him. Todd Orlando and Jake Langi, who has strong Polynesian ties, have been working extremely hard in this recruitment. UT commit De'Gabriel Floyd is also close to Tufono.

 

He is definitely, definitely trolling us.  I for one just hope those Thais keep us in this one! 

#16312
13 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

Wait. Wut? Son? Student at tOSU? WTF

Imagine my pain..  it takes me nearly an hour just to type that out.

 

Woulda been a 5th gen UT grad.. top 25 in his class, 32 ACT & wasnt accepted (out of state HS didn’t help).

He’s still a Longhorn fan.

#16313
10 minutes ago, TrojanPrincess said:

we have as many Poly players on the team as Utah.

You mean to say USC has stronger Polynesian ties than Langi? Unpossible.

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#16314
6 minutes ago, Machinator said:

You mean to say USC has strong Polynesian ties than Langi? Unpossible.

Johnny Nansen...the Poly Whisperer.  Plus the tradition.

Edited by TrojanPrincess

#16316
56 minutes ago, TrojanPrincess said:

Hey, you got  De'Gabriel.  We signed 5 LBs in 2018, and one athlete that can play the position in Clancy's system.

we have as many Poly players on the team as Utah.


Wait...

...I didn't think we were talking Polyamorous.

#16318
5 hours ago, Machinator said:

Well, Tufono just got CB'd to USC by Steve Wiltfong.

Either Fong has a wayward source or our 9.95ers just got de-pantsed.

Dammit! Fonged again!

#16319
4 hours ago, UcancallmeSurly said:

Imagine my pain..  it takes me nearly an hour just to type that out.

 

Woulda been a 5th gen UT grad.. top 25 in his class, 32 ACT & wasnt accepted (out of state HS didn’t help).

He’s still a Longhorn fan.

Ouch man

#16322

EJ after dark: DL recruiting nuggets

— There have been several questions regarding Texas A&M defensive line commit DeMarvin Leal. I don’t expect much movement here until later in the season. I did speak to a couple of sources, and Texas is maintaining contact with both Leal and his mother. In fact, his mother has been very receptive to the Texas staff. I still believe Texas will get a visit before he signs and with a big season, a flip is still a possibility. Oscar Giles, Jason Washington and Bryan Carrington are all working hard in this recruitment.

— I spoke to a source close to the recruitment of Faatui Tuitele who told me that Texas is currently running third in his recruitment behind Alabama and Ohio State. The source said Tuitele and his family need to see a huge season from the Longhorns on the field this year. Tuitele will make an official visit to Texas this fall, and if the Longhorns land fellow Hawaii native Maninoa Tufono, it could help in his recruitment. But right now, UT has work to do.

— I recently put in a Crystal Ball pick for JUCO defensive lineman Jacoby Jones. However, the dynamics of his recruitment changed when Oklahoma offered him this weekend. OU made a big impression on his visit and will get him back for an OV. The Sooners are now the biggest threat to land him. The good news for Texas is that he will be making an official visit in the fall and will not be pulling the trigger until December. North Carolina State and Oregon are also in the mix here. 

— Sticking with the Oklahoma theme, the Sooners hosted four-star 2020 defensive lineman Alec Bryant this weekend. From talking to sources, Bryant was very close to committing to OU before leaving Norman. If Texas doesn’t extend an offer soon, I see him siding with OU in the near future. I moved my Crystal Ball to the Sooners a few days ago.

#16323
Imagine my pain..  it takes me nearly an hour just to type that out.
 
Woulda been a 5th gen UT grad.. top 25 in his class, 32 ACT & wasnt accepted (out of state HS didn’t help).
He’s still a Longhorn fan.

I feel your pain. I have it even worse. Mine is going to Aggie in two weeks. Thanks UT admissions.
#16325
20 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:


I feel your pain. I have it even worse. Mine is going to Aggie in two weeks. Thanks UT admissions.

I’m sorry for your loss 

#16327
55 minutes ago, satyanash said:

EJ after dark: DL recruiting nuggets

 

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— There have been several questions regarding Texas A&M defensive line commit DeMarvin Leal. I don’t expect much movement here until later in the season. I did speak to a couple of sources, and Texas is maintaining contact with both Leal and his mother. In fact, his mother has been very receptive to the Texas staff. I still believe Texas will get a visit before he signs and with a big season, a flip is still a possibility. Oscar Giles, Jason Washington and Bryan Carrington are all working hard in this recruitment.

— I spoke to a source close to the recruitment of Faatui Tuitele who told me that Texas is currently running third in his recruitment behind Alabama and Ohio State. The source said Tuitele and his family need to see a huge season from the Longhorns on the field this year. Tuitele will make an official visit to Texas this fall, and if the Longhorns land fellow Hawaii native Maninoa Tufono, it could help in his recruitment. But right now, UT has work to do.

— I recently put in a Crystal Ball pick for JUCO defensive lineman Jacoby Jones. However, the dynamics of his recruitment changed when Oklahoma offered him this weekend. OU made a big impression on his visit and will get him back for an OV. The Sooners are now the biggest threat to land him. The good news for Texas is that he will be making an official visit in the fall and will not be pulling the trigger until December. North Carolina State and Oregon are also in the mix here. 

— Sticking with the Oklahoma theme, the Sooners hosted four-star 2020 defensive lineman Alec Bryant this weekend. From talking to sources, Bryant was very close to committing to OU before leaving Norman. If Texas doesn’t extend an offer soon, I see him siding with OU in the near future. I moved my Crystal Ball to the Sooners a few days ago.

 

Giles’d

#16328
8 hours ago, ausjala said:

Wonder if the Stros will sign him?

If he could play left field, they would.  Just like the Cubs signed Chapman which helped bring Chicago a World Series.

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#16329
2 hours ago, UTEX90 said:


I feel your pain. I have it even worse. Mine is going to Aggie in two weeks. Thanks UT admissions.

Fuck that noise. If your kid is really serious about attending Texas, tell them to bust their ass in juco/cc for one year and transfer in. That's how I did it and I'm one of the rare people to have not graduated from hs (GED). Shit is possible if you want it bad enough. 

#16334
5 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Didn’t want to start a Texas Recruiting Notes 2030 thread so I’ll just put this here.

Les Miles has offered...at whichever school he might then be coach of. 

#16335
9 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Didn’t want to start a Texas Recruiting Notes 2030 thread so I’ll just put this here.

"He's going to be the next Adrian Peterson, but better."--CTJ, probably.

#16338
27 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

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Oh goddammit it wasn't even imgur - here's a worse version.

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#16342
1 hour ago, angryhomer said:

If he could play left field, they would.  Just like the Cubs signed Chapman which helped bring Chicago a World Series.

That was the best 3-month rental of a player ever.  Even if my Cubs had to give up Gleyber Torres in that deal.  Would do it again in a heartbeat.

#16344
39 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Here's something for the recruits to be excited about.

 

The dreaded black creep. I give it 5 years until the black uniforms. 

Hope the roadies are white socks AND shoes. 

#16345
11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The dreaded black creep. I give it 5 years until the black uniforms. 

Hope the roadies are white socks AND shoes. 

It's our historic look. And yeah they confirmed away stays iced out.

#16346
9 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

The dreaded black creep. I give it 5 years until the black uniforms. 

Hope the roadies are white socks AND shoes. 

Yeah they won't mess with the 'icy whites'.  That's ingrained now and marketed to our recruits.

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