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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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#28602
1 minute ago, cafe society said:

USC thinks this eliminates any possibility of the McCoys visiting Austin again before NSD1.  They may be right.

The fact he agreed to reschedule for this date so fast should tell us all we need to know.

#28605
1 minute ago, Michael Knight said:

Did we lose Caleb Johnson, Bru McCoy and Kliff Kingsbury all in one day?

Doomed man. Satya was right. Dooooomed.

#28606
3 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Did we lose Caleb Johnson, Bru McCoy and Kliff Kingsbury all in one day?

Officially, no. But there’s a reason this is called surelyhorns.

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#28610

USC is such a dumpster fire right now, all the better for us. Who would want to be a position coach for a dead man walking like Helton. Just chill out man. This aggression will not be tolerated. 

#28613

Bru's not coming here and never was.  His best friends from high school all play for the blue blood program down the street that he grew up rooting for.  Props to Herman for even being in this position and making Bru think for a split second of going elsewhere.  We had a decent but not great shot if Helton was fired.  Swann retaining him shut the door and hiring Kliff is putting bolts on it.  This was only going to work if he was fired and they hired someone like Fisher or Del Rio.

#28614
6 minutes ago, victory88 said:

Bru's not coming here and never was.  His best friends from high school all play for the blue blood program down the street that he grew up rooting for.  Props to Herman for even being in this position and making Bru think for a split second of going elsewhere.  We had a decent but not great shot if Helton was fired.  Swann retaining him shut the door and hiring Kliff is putting bolts on it.  This was only going to work if he was fired and they hired someone like Fisher or Del Rio.

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#28615

EJ update

 

-Texas hosted offensive line commit Javonne Shepherd for an unofficial visit today. The four-star prospect was able to take in practice ahead of the Big 12 title game and spend some individual time with the staff, including offensive line coach Herb Hand, who has really impressed him with the improvement of the offensive line. Shepherd made the trip with trainer Rischad Whitfield aka Footwork King, who had this to say following their time in Austin: “He’s 100% committed. Coach (Tom) Herman’s main concern was Shep and making sure he’s locked and secure. He’s not going anywhere.”

— Texas safeties coach Craig Naivar had a long talk with four-star defensive back Tyler Owens and his family tonight, and it appears things have changed for the better. Owens now intends to sign with Texas on Dec. 19, and we don’t expect him to visit UCLA. As we reported earlier, Texas will make his official visit to Texas on Dec. 7. Kudos to Naivar for being on top of this and shutting things down. 

— USC fired offensive coordinator Tee Martin today, which should help in the recruitment of five-star Mater Dei (Calif.) athlete Bru McCoy. Martin was part of the group of USC coaches that made an in-home visit with the McCoy family and was his lead recruiter. Despite keeping Clay Helton, there are still plenty of question marks surrounding USC and as I’ve maintained, the McCoy family loves the stability at Texas. McCoy will now make his OV to USC on Dec. 14 as the Trojans continue to work out their staff changes. Again, we are remaining cautiously optimistic about UT and McCoy. 

— Oklahoma is monitoring four-star Texas wide receiver commit Demariyon Houston. An Oklahoma native, Houston has a teammate committed to the Sooners, and an offer would mean a lot to him. Remember, Oklahoma lost four-star wide receiver Arjei Henderson earlier this week and is on the search for another receiver. This is one to monitor.

#28617

I been on this site for roughly 2 months now and I’ve quickly learned that the 2019 recruits section is a fucking roller coaster of emotions. I don’t know why I do this to myself week in and week out. 

But fuck it, take my soul Surly and crush it. 

#28619
13 minutes ago, DoneWithit said:

I been on this site for roughly 2 months now and I’ve quickly learned that the 2019 recruits section is a fucking roller coaster of emotions. I don’t know why I do this to myself week in and week out. 

But fuck it, take my soul Surly and crush it. 

Mary+Poppins.+So+done.+Umbrella.+Flying+

#28620
5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

CTJ beat me to it. Kingsbury will almost certainly clean up in LA, but you're not going to hear any stories about him banging Clay Helton's daughter, rolling through co-eds on 2 dollar you call it night at local watering holes, or just generally Joey Freshwatering it up. Bet he ends up at a LOT of Hollywood parties, though. 

So, if he goes to a Thai massage, are you saying that there'll be two Adam's Apples in the room? Even if the masseuse is very slender?

#28621
29 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

EJ update

 

-Texas hosted offensive line commit Javonne Shepherd for an unofficial visit today. The four-star prospect was able to take in practice ahead of the Big 12 title game and spend some individual time with the staff, including offensive line coach Herb Hand, who has really impressed him with the improvement of the offensive line. Shepherd made the trip with trainer Rischad Whitfield aka Footwork King, who had this to say following their time in Austin: “He’s 100% committed. Coach (Tom) Herman’s main concern was Shep and making sure he’s locked and secure. He’s not going anywhere.”

— Texas safeties coach Craig Naivar had a long talk with four-star defensive back Tyler Owens and his family tonight, and it appears things have changed for the better. Owens now intends to sign with Texas on Dec. 19, and we don’t expect him to visit UCLA. As we reported earlier, Texas will make his official visit to Texas on Dec. 7. Kudos to Naivar for being on top of this and shutting things down. 

— USC fired offensive coordinator Tee Martin today, which should help in the recruitment of five-star Mater Dei (Calif.) athlete Bru McCoy. Martin was part of the group of USC coaches that made an in-home visit with the McCoy family and was his lead recruiter. Despite keeping Clay Helton, there are still plenty of question marks surrounding USC and as I’ve maintained, the McCoy family loves the stability at Texas. McCoy will now make his OV to USC on Dec. 14 as the Trojans continue to work out their staff changes. Again, we are remaining cautiously optimistic about UT and McCoy. 

— Oklahoma is monitoring four-star Texas wide receiver commit Demariyon Houston. An Oklahoma native, Houston has a teammate committed to the Sooners, and an offer would mean a lot to him. Remember, Oklahoma lost four-star wide receiver Arjei Henderson earlier this week and is on the search for another receiver. This is one to monitor.

But...but... Asian girls???!!!

#28622
23 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

That's alot better than 346.  At least I think that's the last weight I saw on him.  

Let Yancey reshape that 321 and hope he can stick it out.

 

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#28624
30 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

So, if he goes to a Thai massage, are you saying that there'll be two Adam's Apples in the room? Even if the masseuse is very slender?

If I go to a thai massage parlor, there will be two apples and a summer sausage in the room.

#28626
8 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

There seems to be an alternative narrative being peddled that Shepherd is not a flake. I’m willing to buy cause why not. 

I think Hookfin and the 2020 fat guys are plenty of Shepherd insurance. Get him to campus, and hope Yancy and program culture go to work. 

#28628

I’m really curious on what his listed weight by the school will be when he signs. Cause it’ll be either “HAHAHAH” or “Okay, kinda encouraging.” 

#28629
2 hours ago, DoneWithit said:

Well I think it’s official bru is lost. If a kid wants to go play for James Franklin of the west, let’em. 

He still wants to go there after all the coaching staff is fired. I say lets get Kennedy Lewis and move on. 

Helton is more like the Butch Jones of west, no racist.

#28631
18 minutes ago, ckhorn said:

He still wants to go there after all the coaching staff is fired. I say lets get Kennedy Lewis and move on. 

Helton is more like the Butch Jones of west, no racist.

Clay Helton wishes he had a flat top. 

#28635

If Kingsbury has many nfl and colleges interested in hiring him, as reported, it seems unlikely he'd take a position on USC's sinking ship with a head coach who everyone wants to fire and at least 3 new assistants on staff.

#28636
4 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

It’s never lit in cedar park 

Naw man. There were at least 3 turkey frying fires in cedar park on Thanksgiving. Thats pretty lit. 

#28637
1 hour ago, Chopper said:

If Kingsbury has many nfl and colleges interested in hiring him, as reported, it seems unlikely he'd take a position on USC's sinking ship with a head coach who everyone wants to fire and at least 3 new assistants on staff.

We just went through this with Charlie Strong. Wouldn’t be surprised if Lynn Swann has to hop on a plane to seal the deal with whomever they hire. 

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#28638
2 hours ago, Chopper said:

If Kingsbury has many nfl and colleges interested in hiring him, as reported, it seems unlikely he'd take a position on USC's sinking ship with a head coach who everyone wants to fire and at least 3 new assistants on staff.

Maybe, but I could see him taking it. Look, the guy just got fired and paid a decent buyout. He doesn’t seem like the type who is going to stray too far from Texas for too long, so this is a chance to live the good life in LA for a year with the expectation that it’s just for a year.

Probably a good paycheck without terribly high expectations on his part. 

#28639

I don't get why people are just conceding Bru to USC. They're a dumpster fire. Why would he go to a program that has no OC, a coach that's going to be fired, and no DC? Not to mention the Floyd's are in his ear, which to me is the most important thing. This reminds me of the bitchassness of Malik and Brandon Jones. Everyone was saying they're going to aggy, only for them to pick us. Have some faith, man. 

Bru may choose usc, but if we've learned anything it's not to doubt Herman's ability to land elite kids. Year 2 and we're playing for a conference championship. That's fucking awesome, and kids are taking notice of that. Half of our class is oos commits, so why the gaping vaginas about Bru? Trust Herman. He's already able to sell stability, the chance to play for conference championships, NY6 bowls, CFP next year, and beyond. 

#28640
4 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I don't get why people are just conceding Bru to USC. They're a dumpster fire. Why would he go to a program that has no OC, a coach that's going to be fired, and no DC? Not to mention the Floyd's are in his ear, which to me is the most important thing. This reminds me of the bitchassness of Malik and Brandon Jones. Everyone was saying they're going to aggy, only for them to pick us. Have some faith, man. 

Bru may choose usc, but if we've learned anything it's not to doubt Herman's ability to land elite kids. Year 2 and we're playing for a conference championship. That's fucking awesome, and kids are taking notice of that. Half of our class is oos commits, so why the gaping vaginas about Bru? Trust Herman. He's already able to sell stability, the chance to play for conference championships, NY6 bowls, CFP next year, and beyond. 

The satyanash effect.

#28641

Am I understanding correctly that all you sandy vaginas have given up on Bru b/c Kliff visited USC?


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#28642

Having a little common sense here is different than needing to flush with a douche.  The fact that he's still even considering USC, given that they fucking suck ass and their coach is now on a perpetual death watch, is pretty telling.

#28643
8 minutes ago, Bob Lives! said:

Am I understanding correctly that all you sandy vaginas have given up on Bru b/c Kliff visited USC?


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#28644
36 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

The satyanash effect.

He said nice things about SC in an interview and moved his OV to give Helton time to hire an OC so it wouldn't be a waste of time. We're doooooomed.

#28645
5 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Having a little common sense here is different than needing to flush with a douche.  The fact that he's still even considering USC, given that they fucking suck ass and their coach is now on a perpetual death watch, is pretty telling.

This.

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#28646

SIAP: Per EJ, Tyler Johnson  has been working towards and feels optimistic about enrolling early 

#28647
14 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Having a little common sense here is different than needing to flush with a douche.  The fact that he's still even considering USC, given that they fucking suck ass and their coach is now on a perpetual death watch, is pretty telling.

Spot On.

#28649
26 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

Having a little common sense here is different than needing to flush with a douche.  The fact that he's still even considering USC, given that they fucking suck ass and their coach is now on a perpetual death watch, is pretty telling.

It just tells that he really wants any reason to go to USC. They haven't given him a reason yet and they might not. Maybe they will. If we were going to get him, it was always going to be by a razor thin margin.

#28650
1 minute ago, Bevo14 said:

It just tells that he really wants any reason to go to USC. They haven't given him a reason yet and they might not. Maybe they will. If we were going to get him, it was always going to be by a razor thin margin. 

Este. Other schools won lifelong UT fans when we were ass doing this - now it's our turn to be that sensible voice in SoCal kids' heads all the way until signing day.

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