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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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#30960
please change title of thread to  coaching staff thread of 2019
But then we'd talk about something other than the coaching staff.
Oh no. They're on to us.
#30962

I see HOT on the board beside this thread, and I still click with a tiny amount of anticipation something interesting is going on. 

I'm the idoit.

#30965
4 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

The anonymity part makes you think it’s someone still committed elsewhere.  

Anonymity? Trying to keep it under wraps? Probably Sheppard...

#30966
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

My view is that Herman woefully underestimated the scope of the role at Texas, and that he's been in over his head for the entirety of his time at the school, particularly on the personnel end. He's perhaps ratcheting up the learning curve and he's young, so I'm not writing him off. I do think he made idiotic hires coming through the door, he's done everything in his power to protect and defend those hires, and those hires have harmed his progression as head of the football org. That's brings me back to the point I made, which is that he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Makes you wonder why blOU and A&M never had this problem with their recent hires, while we have now had it with both Strong and Herman. Perhaps our (Bellmont's) way of evaluating and searching for coaches is more broken than we realize.

#30968
19 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

I see HOT on the board beside this thread, and I still click with a tiny amount of anticipation something interesting is going on. 

I'm the idoit.

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#30970
4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Makes you wonder why blOU and A&M never had this problem with their recent hires, while we have now had it with both Strong and Herman. Perhaps our (Bellmont's) way of evaluating and searching for coaches is more broken than we realize.

A week from signing day is apparently peak satyanash....Jesus.

#30971
4 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Makes you wonder why blOU and A&M never had this problem with their recent hires, while we have now had it with both Strong and Herman. Perhaps our (Bellmont's) way of evaluating and searching for coaches is more broken than we realize.

Yeah, it’s almost like Lincoln Riley didn’t have to fire his DC midway through the season. Stoops sucking wasn’t news to anyone with a basic understanding of football.

#30972
6 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Makes you wonder why blOU and A&M never had this problem with their recent hires, while we have now had it with both Strong and Herman. Perhaps our (Bellmont's) way of evaluating and searching for coaches is more broken than we realize.

I knew you were a sniveling little bitch but I didn’t realize you are also stupid.

#30973
Just now, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Yeah, it’s almost like Lincoln Riley didn’t have to fire his DC midway through the season. Stoops sucking wasn’t news to anyone with a basic understanding of football.

Well technically Stoops doesn't count as a recent hire

#30974
7 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Makes you wonder why blOU and A&M never had this problem with their recent hires, while we have now had it with both Strong and Herman. Perhaps our (Bellmont's) way of evaluating and searching for coaches is more broken than we realize.

I think everyone realized a while back that having a dipshit (Patterson) and a well-meaning interim figurehead who wasn't cut out for the long-term role (Perrin) lead coaching searches is not ideal.

#30975
4 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

A week from signing day is apparently peak satyanash....Jesus.

This dude always gives aggy the benefit of the doubt which is so odd. Using aggy as the blueprint for coaching hires is about as dumb as it gets. 

Yeah, let's follow A&M's model for coaching hires. They've had a lot of historic success. 

#30976
7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I think everyone realized a while back that having a dipshit (Patterson) and a well-meaning interim figurehead who wasn't cut out for the long-term role (Perrin) lead coaching searches is not ideal.

Perrin made two hires and one just won national coach of the year in baseball. 

I don't think Perrin was fit for the long-term role but he hit a home run with that hire. 

Yet to be determined how Herman turns out  

 

Edited by texasstrong12

#30978
8 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Yeah, it’s almost like Lincoln Riley didn’t have to fire his DC midway through the season. Stoops sucking wasn’t news to anyone with a basic understanding of football.

Riley inherited Stoops, and fired him after the RRS this year despite having made the playoffs saddled with him last season. He didn't bring him to blOU nor did he try and gladhandle him to a different asst. coaching title.

Edited by satyanash

#30979

E.J. on Bru McCoy

Tom Herman is currently on his in-home visit with Bru McCoy. The two actually hopped on FaceTime together to congratulate Jake Smith winning Gatorade Player of the Year. Smith and McCoy are friends and have been talking a lot lately. Smith thinks him and De'Gabriel Floyd will be able to convince him to join them at Texas.

#30980
2 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

This thread really went down the shitter today. Congratulations. It’s a hell of an accomplishment.

You don’t seem to understand that this discussion is perpetually circling the toilet. You can’t bring this shit down.

#30981
6 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Riley inherited Stoops, and fired him after the RRS this year despite having made the playoffs saddled with him last season. He didn't bring him to blOU nor did he try and gladhandle him to a different asst. coaching title.

So your argument for why OU handled things correctly is that they fired a coach in the middle of the season after it was obvious he was shit the year before? 

#30982

Super K:

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Marcus [Washington] is solid but there’s always going to be that pull from Missouri until he signs. His HC played at Missouri and the staff is going to work on him till he signs.

on Caleb [Johnson], this is just a visit. Things look good

 

#30983
3 minutes ago, Casual Encounter said:

You don’t seem to understand that this discussion is perpetually circling the toilet. You can’t bring this shit down.

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#30985
3 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

So your argument for why OU handled things correctly is that they fired a coach in the middle of the season after it was obvious he was shit the year before? 

Riley was the OC at bloody East Carolina just four years ago when blOU found him. I really shouldn't have to argue that blOU has a better method of finding and evaluating coaches than us.

#30987
3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Riley was the OC at bloody East Carolina just four years ago when blOU found him. I really shouldn't have to argue that blOU has a better method of finding and evaluating coaches than us.

You're using the present tense. You realize that CDC hasn't conducted any football head coach searches at Texas, correct?

#30988
3 hours ago, Thiefery said:

I'd take Warren Beaty.. build that pipeline into LA


Warren Beaty has laid an unbelievable amount of pipe in LA.

 

 

3 hours ago, Machinator said:

About that...

 

 

3 hours ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Wow.  Thats a great fucking hire. 


I think that Mack is going to be engaged in the process of being a head coach in Chapel Hill for at least 3 to 4 years. He finally experienced failure and then being run out of the HC job in Austin and I don't think that he wants consecutive failures to finish his career.

He's also playing with house money, so going for broke, employing the spread, shooting for the moon for a few years while lining up his replacement will then allow him to hand off the team to his chosen disciple and leave before the NCAA starts sniffing around. He can retire in his early 70s and hang out and be worshipped in North Carolina as long as he devotes some time and energy in his first few years back in town.

I'm not a Mack fan, but I think that UNC will do well. They've already flipped some players and jettisoned one or two who were committed there before he arrived.

#30989
9 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Riley was the OC at bloody East Carolina just four years ago when blOU found him. I really shouldn't have to argue that blOU has a better method of finding and evaluating coaches than us.

Nobody is denying other schools (like OU) make good hires. Riley was a great hire as an OC.

But in your normal bitch ways you used as it a slight at Texas. Herman has his issues but he just made the Big 12 championship game and NY 6 bowl in year 2. Ummm maybe wait a couple more years before you start questioning the hiring process (of Herman in particular) after we just had our best season this decade. 

Even dumber is you used aggy as an example of having a "better method of finding and evaluating coaches". Jesus. Are you  serious? 

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#30990
5 minutes ago, utexas8 said:

 

 


Wonder if Texas will be interested.

 

If we miss on any of the big names at RB, sure why not.  Don’t know much about him tho to give an honest opinion.

#30991
Riley was the OC at bloody East Carolina just four years ago when blOU found him. I really shouldn't have to argue that blOU has a better method of finding and evaluating coaches than us.



Charlie Strong was the only person in America that didn’t know what Lincoln Riley was doing at ECU.
#30992
2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

 

 


Charlie Strong was the only person in America that didn’t know what Lincoln Riley was doing at ECU.

 

 

Maybe Lincoln Riley was smart enough to stay the fuck away from Charlie Strong.

#30996
1 hour ago, texasstrong12 said:

Not to get this thread sidetracked but Todd Orlando recently started following Matt Canada. 

Probably picking Canada's brain on how he was able to pick apart his defense so easily. 

#30997
12 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Probably picking Canada's brain on how he was able to pick apart his defense so easily. 

Ok, I chuckled at this one.

#31000
3 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

Can we all just agree that Drew and poop-hiem need to get out? 

Hell no!  We can't fucking agree on anything.  Agree?

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