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#31401
1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

I mean, I fucking tell you shit explicitly and you still get it wrong. Sanders, Williams, Stevenson, Cain, .........Glass. That is the order. 

horn of the morning isn't an aggie troll. Y'all may not like his negativism at the moment, but he's not a bad poster and he's not wrong to be a little negative right now. 

Pretty obviously talking at Bru McCoy and trying to sway him. 

Actually, you mincing faggot, your statement at the time on the board was something along the lines of "Williams, Stevenson, Cain and if somehow Sanders wanted to commit they would make room." I was simply following what you explicitly told folks here. 

 

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#31402
2 minutes ago, Carl! said:

if you're talking about university of texas coeds that would be a hard pass have u seen the on campus tail outside of sorority/athletes the average has to be about a 3  the 6 percent admission rule has decimated beautiful thots @ ut

Translation, please?

#31403
3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Actually, you mincing faggot, your statement at the time on the board was something along the lines of "Williams, Stevenson, Cain and if somehow Sanders wanted to commit they would make room." I was simply following what you explicitly told folks here. 

 

Not the preferred nomenclature.

#31404
Just now, DeweyCox said:

Translation, please?

Not sure if he's trolling or making a poor joke, but he's saying UT female students, currently, are dogshit ugly. 

#31405
Just now, DeweyCox said:

Translation, please?

The translation is that all iterations of Carl are the worst poster on this board.

#31406
3 minutes ago, Carl! said:

if you're talking about university of texas coeds that would be a hard pass have u seen the on campus tail outside of sorority/athletes the average has to be about a 3  the 6 percent admission rule has decimated beautiful thots @ ut

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#31408
Just now, TexasRenegade said:

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She's a quarterback compared to Jessica Alba, but I'd definitely let her snap my balls.

#31409
Just now, SydneyCarton said:

I know, but I have confidence considering the poster that it will get a pass. 

Good call.  He's great at letting stuff slide.

#31414
Actually, you mincing faggot, your statement at the time on the board was something along the lines of "Williams, Stevenson, Cain and if somehow Sanders wanted to commit they would make room." I was simply following what you explicitly told folks here. 

 


Wait, a sock insulting oneself?
#31416
Just now, Dbeasy said:

 


Wait, a sock insulting oneself?

 

That is hilarious. You and HtownHorn should get together and watch re-runs of Hee Haw. 

#31419
31 minutes ago, texifornia said:
Why would anyone think that when a Texas team last won a title in 2005?

tbf Texas kids have been snapping up Heismans left and right recently. 

#31420
11 minutes ago, Carl! said:

thats an outlier (shes from a sorority) & not an accurate representation of the thots/coeds on campus if u want proof do an ig/twitter search of hookem or university of texas

The sad thing is I think you are being serious here which makes it a even weirder hill to die on than the "we gotta recruit a certain race/color of OL". 

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#31426
8 minutes ago, Carl! said:

thats an outlier (shes from a sorority) & not an accurate representation of the thots/coeds on campus if u want proof do an ig/twitter search of hookem or university of texas

Don't care, just really like seeing her on the board.......

 

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#31427
3 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Gotta think the two "most likelies" are Hookfin and Johnson at this point.

Thing big my friend.  Coaches visiting Sanders today and gave a commitment.

#31431
21 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Actually, you mincing faggot, your statement at the time on the board was something along the lines of "Williams, Stevenson, Cain and if somehow Sanders wanted to commit they would make room." I was simply following what you explicitly told folks here. 

 

Go read the post I responded to and tell me it doesn't read as though you're alluding to Cain being ahead of him. 

15 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Good call.  He's great at letting stuff slide.

SydneyCarton, fuckhead that he is, chooses to use a derogatory term in public that is no longer generally allowed. I don't. But among a circle of friends, I refuse to abdicate the right to sling it in private at my buddies, because we understand its meaning from our childhood and the intent. That it's been appropriated these days to a particular group and they get to claim offense to it is something I can abide without agreeing. 

#31432
1 minute ago, closetojumping said:
26 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Good call.  He's great at letting stuff slide.

SydneyCarton, fuckhead that he is, chooses to use a derogatory term in public that is no longer generally allowed. I don't. But among a circle of friends, I refuse to abdicate the right to sling it in private at my buddies, because we understand its meaning from our childhood and the intent. That it's been appropriated these days to a particular group and they get to claim offense to it is something I can abide without agreeing. 

See?  Told you, guys.

#31436
13 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Thing big my friend.  Coaches visiting Sanders today and gave a commitment.

"Thing Big" is what your mom calls me, too.

#31437
That is hilarious. You and HtownHorn should get together and watch re-runs of Hee Haw. 


With all due respect to HtownHorn, please don’t lump me in with him. Note that i did say “with all due respect”.
#31438
1 minute ago, texifornia said:

So does this mean it drops today...

Either way, EJ's another day closer to a whipped cream-fuelled heart attack.

 

He's got a problem

#31441
2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

 


With all due respect to HtownHorn, please don’t lump me in with him. Note that i did say “with all due respect”.

 

With all due respect, in regards to being lumped in with that guy...

 

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#31442
19 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Gotta think the two "most likelies" are Hookfin and Johnson at this point.

Didn't we have one that we are assuming was Johnson several days ago? Makes it pretty interesting 

#31444
17 minutes ago, TexasRenegade said:

Don't care, just really like seeing her on the board.......

 

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Here’s some Wells logic:  missing out on banging a hot sorority chick is no big deal, unless you find a hotter one to bang” - Wells 

#31445
2 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Here’s some Wells logic:  missing out on banging a hot sorority chick is no big deal, unless you find a hotter one to bang” - Wells 

Given that we have two outstanting SHHs, I wonder what his position is on whether banging two Fives is the same as banging one Ten.

#31446
3 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Yes - there are two outstanding emoji.

One is where one smiley face is behind another smiley face clearly butt fucking it.  Not sure which other one you consider to be outstanding. 

#31449
1 minute ago, Lhorn said:

One is where one smiley face is behind another smiley face clearly butt fucking it.  Not sure which other one you consider to be outstanding. 

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