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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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#31902
1 hour ago, futureman said:

10 pages in less than a day and no commits?  what the fuck are y’all talking about

You must be new here.

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#31903
2 hours ago, texifornia said:

USC247

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Herman :  we beat the shit out of USC. Lost 3 games by a combined 9 points. Played in big12 title, playing in sugar bowl and have 2 receivers getting nfl draft grades 

Helton:  baby shark shark shark shark baby shark shark shark.   I came in ranked. Shit all over myself. Everyone wants me fired.  I hired a coach who was also canned for some guy from Utah state.  But we have snoop dog.  Fight on. 

 

Tough decision 

Edited by Sgt Hulk

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The mental eval here is as strong as it was with Shane Buechele and Sam Ehlinger

uh...

 

Buechele and Ehlinger were strong mental evals? I'm happy with their growth there but not sure I would say they came here "strong" mentally.

#31905
1 minute ago, pacman said:

uh...

 

Buechele and Ehlinger were strong mental evals? I'm happy with their growth there but not sure I would say they came here "strong" mentally.

They're extremely hard working and respected leaders in the locker room.

#31906
1 minute ago, pacman said:

uh...

 

Buechele and Ehlinger were strong mental evals? I'm happy with their growth there but not sure I would say they came here "strong" mentally.

I disagree. While they each made their share of freshman mistakes these kids went from highschool to trying to be the savior of s floundering blueblood and did it well.  I gotta give them props for that 

#31907
5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Herman :  we beat the shit out of USC. Lost 3 games by a combined 9 points. Played in big12 title, playing in sugar bowl and have 2 receivers getting nfl draft grades 

Helton:  baby shark shark shark shark baby shark shark shark.   I came in ranked. Shit all over myself. Everyone wants me fired.  I hired a coach who was also canned for some guy from Utah state.  But we have snoop dog.  Fight on. 

 

Tough decision 

If only every teenage athlete with unlimited potential thought like you....

 

The thought process goes more along the lines, My friends and family are close. I loved this school as a kid. USC just needs to add me to the offense/defense, and the rest of the 2019 class to the team, and they will be contenders again.

Or, do you really think 5* recruits don't believe they can change the trajectory of a program?

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#31908
1 minute ago, pacman said:

If only every teenage athlete with unlimited potential thought just internet poster with no athletic future hulk.

 

The thought process goes more along the lines, My friends and family are close. I loved this school as a kid. USC just needs to add me to the offense/defense, and the rest of the 2019 class to the team, and they will be contenders again.

Or, do you really think 5* recruits don't believe they can change the trajectory of a program?

Speaking of Internet poster with no athletic future 

#31909
3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

They're extremely hard working and respected leaders in the locker room.

ah, okay. i can buy that..the old mental fit in the culture.

#31910
1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Speaking of Internet poster with no athletic future 

i changed it quickly so you wouldn't cry

#31913
Just now, pacman said:

i changed it quickly so you wouldn't cry

I’m not crying you’re crying.     Actually laughing. You made insinuations based on nothing  just your preconceived notions and tried to use that as justification in comparison of 2 programs. 

#31916
4 minutes ago, pacman said:

If only every teenage athlete with unlimited potential thought like you....

 

The thought process goes more along the lines, My friends and family are close. I loved this school as a kid. USC just needs to add me to the offense/defense, and the rest of the 2019 class to the team, and they will be contenders again.

Or, do you really think 5* recruits don't believe they can change the trajectory of a program?

To address your last statement pertaining to changing trajectory of a program. How about the 5 star Texas kids that joined Texas to change the trajectory?  Or was that bama uga ohio state. I can’t recall.  Too many kids who grew up loving Texas playing on the playoffs right now 

#31918
1 minute ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Just to clarify - that's a link to a guy who tracks transfers based on published reports and social media posts.

Yep, you caught me before I edited my comment.

#31920
6 minutes ago, pacman said:

ah, okay. i can buy that..the old mental fit in the culture.

Did you honest to God think that was in reference to book smarts? That is about buy in, culture and being committed to maximizing your talent. 

 

#31922
2 minutes ago, Jamaal.25 said:

Sanders should one up CW3 and just pick whoever covers the Sugar Bowl spread

Not tryna just cover the spread over here, bitch.  IWannaWIN.NachoLibre.Gif

#31923
28 minutes ago, thepop said:

I guess. Not exactly "a position of need" but who knows.

Right?  If that qualifies as "a position of need" then just about every position but QB and maybe safety (?) do to.

#31924

 

31 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

This all but confirms the silent is Kennedy Lewis.

Nahlin spoke about Kennedy Lewis a little bit on the podcast last week - he's a big fan of Kennedy and said he would have taken him over Powell's commitment (this was before Powell de-committed).  So I know Nahlin thinks this is an upgrade even if the ranking doesn't show it.

#31926

QB - done

RB - desperately need a second guy, preferably someone who can play early

OT - done, assuming Hookfin is in

Interior OL - desperately need someone, including a player who can contribute immediately (and preferably at center)

TE - done

Outside WR - Need a second guy, maybe not desperate depending on who returns next season. If Washington flips this becomes desperate.

Inside WR - done

DE - done, assuming Warren signs

DT - done, based on the way this staff approaches interior DL recruiting and development

LB - done, assuming Caleb Johnson is in

Outside corner - done, assuming whatever nonsense Kenyatta Watson Sr. had going on has been resolved

Nickel - Need, whether or not this is urgent depends on how you feel about someone like Chris Adimora

Field/Boundary Safety - done

Special teams - need competition at punter, but probably not going to address it with a scholarship this cycle

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#31929
3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Any idea who this may be?  We can have a 4* DL?

Let's hope it's not just Stripling.

#31930
Just now, Katfid54 said:

Let's hope it's not just Stripling.

Pretty sure he's signing Wednesday.  Out of our offers only ones that I can even think of are Mowery, Fat Tut, or Marcus Hicks???

#31931

The running back room is about to thin drastically. The one that "hurts" is Toneil Carter, who will transfer. Look for Texas to trade one transfer for a grad transfer who is yet to be determined. Also, a grad transfer who is determined.

 

What?

#31932
7 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Any idea who this may be?  We can have a 4* DL?

Quick, everyone go look at all the composites 3* that one service has as 4*. Because that's how this usually goes.

Related: Coker was probably the secret 4* OL.

#31933
3 minutes ago, Yesh said:

The running back room is about to thin drastically. The one that "hurts" is Toneil Carter, who will transfer. Look for Texas to trade one transfer for a grad transfer who is yet to be determined. Also, a grad transfer who is determined.

 

What?

I believe that's peak-9.95er-ese for "they've located a grad transfer RB who's interested in Texas."

Edit: actually, not sure if he means grad transfer RB, or grad transfer in general. Fucking Nahlin.

Edited by Machinator

#31936
19 minutes ago, Scholz said:

"a position of need"

Aren't they all tho?  Every year?

sort of depends on your perspective and whether we mean needs next year or in 3 years.  But yes, I suppose they are.

#31937
2 hours ago, Zavala said:

Are we getting a real fucking defensive line and offensive line or what?

Username checks out. 

God bless Texas!

#31938
4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

I believe that's peak-9.95er-ese for "they've located a grad transfer RB who's interested in Texas."

Edit: actually, not sure if he means grad transfer RB, or grad transfer in general. Fucking Nahlin.

I actually read it to mean 'motivated'.  I think it was a poor attempt at a turn of phrase.  I don't think he is implying that Texas has a grad-transfer RB already identified.

#31939

I'm just not going to get my dick hard over this Sanders talk, but perhaps I need to refill my prescription.  I think the best we can hope for at this point is for another Tre Watson to fall in our laps. 

#31941
18 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I'm just not going to get my dick hard over this Sanders talk, but perhaps I need to refill my prescription.  I think the best we can hope for at this point is for another Tre Watson to fall in our laps. 

I hope Drayton gets that HC gig.

Edited by cdain3

#31948
3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

How would anyone know?  Porter’s never run more than 3 yards without hitting the ground. 

take the 3 yard time and multiply it by 20/3

#31949
38 minutes ago, Mack City Bitch said:

I miss the days Higdon would give us a puzzle that took 75 pages of shaggy to never come close to deciphering

“The number 3 represents player x because he told me, in confidentiality, he got potty-trained at age 3.....can’t believe you guys couldn’t figure this one out.”

#31950
11 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

“The number 3 represents player x because he told me, in confidentiality, he got potty-trained at age 3.....can’t believe you guys couldn’t figure this one out.”

The number 84 is the middle two digits of my second son's social security number.  My second son was born on July 3rd (7/3), and Recruit X was born on the inverse date, March 7th (3/7).  lol Really thought you guys would get this one.

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