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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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#32002
Just now, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Can someone post again who is supposed to be in town this weekend? 

Whittington

Warren

Hookfin

Floyd

Adimora

Roschon

Catalon

Landyn Watson (2021)

Unnamed OL visitor

#32003
5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Whittington

Warren

Hookfin

Floyd

Adimora

Roschon

Catalon

Landyn Watson (2021)

Unnamed OL visitor

Has Washington already used his official?  Be nice to get him in town with all those guys. 

#32004
Just now, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Has Washington already used his official?  Be nice to get him in town with all those guys. 

He OV'd for the USC game.

#32005
1 hour ago, Sgt Hulk said:

momentum is slowing 

Yeah I am starting to get a little concerned so close to Signing Day #1. I hope we start seeing some good things here soon.

#32006
1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah I am starting to get a little concerned so close to Signing Day #1. I hope we start seeing some good things here soon.

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#32007
1 hour ago, Tex Pete said:

It’s going to take a lot more shitposting to get to 1,000 pages. And there are already about 635 pages of shitposting on this thread. 

1000 Pages???   Keep shitposting Texas Pete

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#32010
9 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah I am starting to get a little concerned so close to Signing Day #1. I hope we start seeing some good things here soon.

Yeah, the thing about our momentum right now is that it’s hard to quantify. So I’m struggling as well. 

#32011
34 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Can someone post again who is supposed to be in town this weekend? 

 

33 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Whittington

Warren

Hookfin

Floyd

Adimora

Roschon

Catalon

Landyn Watson (2021)

Unnamed OL visitor

BigVegasHorn’s mom

 

#32012
2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

What the hell is up with that cunty jab at the fans at the end? It’s not my fault you hold on to the ball like Taylor Hamm holds on to jobs. 

#32013
5 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

Yeah, the thing about our momentum right now is that it’s hard to quantify. So I’m struggling as well. 

Just remember, with this staff it’ts hard to tell for sure what’s going on. 

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#32014
What the hell is up with that cunty jab at the fans at the end? It’s not my fault you hold on to the ball like Taylor Hamm holds on to jobs. 

Yeah he kind of fumbled his way through that.
#32015
3 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Just remember, with this staff it’ts hard to tell for sure what’s going on. 

This is what I keep telling myself.  I trust them.  Then I don't.   I guess we will just see.  But that doesn't keep me from coming here everyday to fret over it.

#32016
11 minutes ago, Ricky Butler said:

Yeah, the thing about our momentum right now is that it’s hard to quantify. So I’m struggling as well. 

Momentum is an Illusion.....

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#32017
7 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

What the hell is up with that cunty jab at the fans at the end? It’s not my fault you hold on to the ball like Taylor Hamm holds on to jobs. 

Not hit fault they made the football have a weird shape.

#32018
6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

What the hell is up with that cunty jab at the fans at the end? It’s not my fault you hold on to the ball like Taylor Hamm holds on to jobs. 

Good luck to the kid.  Didn't work out here.  It's OK.  I wish him well.

#32021
What the hell is up with that cunty jab at the fans at the end?

I imagine you can take a tour through his twitter mentions and find a reason or two.


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#32022
1 hour ago, Hank Scorpio said:

Also his dad was driving him to practice one time and they got in a serious car accident. When Mike got to the hospital the doctor said "I can't operate on him, he's my son" because it was his mom you misogynist bastard because women can be doctors too sometimes. 

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#32023
6 minutes ago, UncleBuck said:


I imagine you can take a tour through his twitter mentions and find a reason or two.


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You could probably find some dipshit (s) talking crap on just about every FBS player in the country

#32026
1 minute ago, satyanash said:

Guess Mehringer is staying put as well?

 

Fuck this day... Mehringer probably showed up to his job interview with that idiotic mohawk haircut and killed his chances in the first 10 seconds.  Herman just needs to cut his ass loose whether he finds a soft landing or not. 

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#32029
2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Guess Mehringer is staying put as well?

 

I bet 2 of Meh, Drayton, and Warehime are gone. My chosen interpretation is that some of the guys whose contracts are up are moving on.

#32030
26 minutes ago, Red Five said:


Yeah he kind of fumbled his way through that.

Really dropped the ball on thanking the coaches and fans 

#32032
52 minutes ago, Valmy77 said:

Yeah I am starting to get a little concerned so close to Signing Day #1. I hope we start seeing some good things here soon.

So are our cookies and cakes not up to par or what?  Is that shit still a thing?  

#32033
28 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

This is what I keep telling myself.  I trust them.  Then I don't.   I guess we will just see.  But that doesn't keep me from coming here everyday to fret over it.

I hear ya. Not necessarily saying I trust them, just saying they do a better job of keeping info in the house than previous regimes.

#32034
3 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

So are our cookies and cakes not up to par or what?  Is that shit still a thing?  

Dude, the SEC locked down the cake game years ago. There's no competing with this:
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#32035
Just now, Walden Ponderer said:

Dude, the SEC locked down the cake game years ago. There's no competing with this:
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Charlie, if nothing else, had a solid cake game. Even if they were only half-baked.

#32037

Ole Miss at its peak was probably the best. Plus a nice thick coat of fondant hides the lumpiness of several stacks of cash baked inside:

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#32040
13 minutes ago, texifornia said:

EJ switched his Lewis CB pick from Baylor to cloudy

"I'm not gonna change my CB pick."

~ Man who changed his CB pick

#32041
You could probably find some dipshit (s) talking crap on just about every FBS player in the country

Yah, and we were talking about one of them.


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#32042
23 minutes ago, texifornia said:

EJ switched his Lewis CB pick from Baylor to cloudy

My guess is this was the commit from yesterday. Matches the TFB description. 

Also makes sense after the stuff released by IT on Powell. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#32043
6 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

True. It's my off day, and I have nothing better to do. No football, nothing. Although, I don't see a difference considering this thread gets detailed every other page, anyway. 

It's obvious why you don't have anything to do on your day off.

 

#32044

I have to be honest with everyone. I forgot about cookie cakes. The kids these days just don't tweet about them anymore.

Do we have any pics of the recruits getting wined and dined at VY steakhouse or no?

I have to be honest. I went there to Austin for a bachelor party a couple years ago but we did not go to VY steakhouse we did get good tacos and BBQ and other things.

#32046
2 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

I have to be honest with everyone. I forgot about cookie cakes. The kids these days just don't tweet about them anymore.

Do we have any pics of the recruits getting wined and dined at VY steakhouse or no?

I have to be honest. I went there to Austin for a bachelor party a couple years ago but we did not go to VY steakhouse we did get good tacos and BBQ and other things.

Most of our OV’s are happening during the season now. All of the pics from a few years ago occurred during huge OV weekends in December with all top targets present.

#32047
Just now, Sgt. Slaughter said:

Most of our OV’s are happening during the season now. All of the pics from a few years ago occurred during huge OV weekends in December with all top targets present.

I have to be honest. I do remember Charlie taking the #37 class in the nation to #9 or something and everyone on ESPN was surprised. But not Shaggy.

#32048
28 minutes ago, gordogg24p said:

"I'm not gonna change my CB pick."

~ Man who changed his CB pick

Because it wasn't him

#32049
21 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

I have to be honest with everyone. I forgot about cookie cakes. The kids these days just don't tweet about them anymore.

Do we have any pics of the recruits getting wined and dined at VY steakhouse or no?

I have to be honest I went there to Austin for a bachelor party a couple years ago but we did not go to VY steakhouse we did get good tacos and BBQ and other things.

 

16 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

I have to be honest I do remember Charlie taking the #37 class in the nation to #9 or something and everyone on ESPN was surprised. But not Shaggy.

Abe?

#32050
26 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

My guess is this was the commit from yesterday. Matches the TFB description. 

Also makes sense after the stuff released by IT on Powell. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I like the Lewis take as a WR much more than Powell. Most likely Powell would eventually ended up on defense. Lewis is very underrated. 

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