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#32051
33 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

I have to be honest with everyone. I forgot about cookie cakes. The kids these days just don't tweet about them anymore.

Do we have any pics of the recruits getting wined and dined at VY steakhouse or no?

I have to be honest. I went there to Austin for a bachelor party a couple years ago but we did not go to VY steakhouse we did get good tacos and BBQ and other things.

Which titter?

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#32054
18 minutes ago, ckhorn said:

Most likely Powell would eventually ended up on defense. 

yeah, a 6’3” 220 sprinter with long arms at the safety position.  he’s a huge loss. 

#32055
6 hours ago, Katfid54 said:

This thread is complete diarrhea this morning.  It's like the shag scat fest all over again.

let's all give thanks that this was the one post he didn't post as a gif

#32056
4 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah, a 6’3” 220 sprinter with long arms at the safety position.  he’s a huge loss. 

wut

#32057
6 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah, a 6’3” 220 sprinter with long arms at the safety position.  he’s a huge loss. 

Dont you mean QB? He sure seems to think you meant QB. 

#32059
32 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

 

Abe?

My name is not Abe I was just being honest with you all. I'm not a $9.95er jk they have a hard job "toe-ing" the line between giving information and protecting confidentiality as I write this message without punctuation I feel like Daddy98 I have to be honest

#32061
11 minutes ago, futureman said:

yeah, a 6’3” 220 sprinter with long arms at the safety position.  he’s a huge loss. 

Tyler Owens?

#32064
Just now, Atticus said:

Tyler Owens?

I'm at a loss. Apparently, Future man is lost somewhere in the future.

#32065
11 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

My name is not Abe I was just being honest with you all. I'm not a $9.95er jk they have a hard job "toe-ing" the line between giving information and protecting confidentiality as I write this message without punctuation I feel like Daddy98 I have to be honest

I can appreciate that. Sounds like a good policy.

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#32067
1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said:

I’d settle for Sanders and Brew.

Gonna have to settle for brew most likely. But hey, ‘tis the season for surprises.

#32068
2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Good luck to the kid.  Didn't work out here.  It's OK.  I wish him well.

Oh, absolutely. I hope he succeeds wherever he goes. I just thought the parting shot was bizarre and totally unwarranted. 

#32070
2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Oh, absolutely. I hope he succeeds wherever he goes. I just thought the parting shot was bizarre and totally unwarranted. 

Unless of course he ends up playing against Texas in the future, then it's on like Donkey Kong.

#32071
2 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Oh, absolutely. I hope he succeeds wherever he goes. I just thought the parting shot was bizarre and totally unwarranted. 

If those comments were due to his reading Surly, then unwarranted become questionable.

#32072

Speculation from a mouse who overheard the cat saying that a little birdie was gossiping about...

There's a rumor that Texas was trying to talk Sanders into cancelling his OV with Florida. Personally, I give it about as much credence as either a LotusHorn post, or a gopher fart in a tornado, but play with the idea if you'd like to.

#32073

Do not forget the wonderful cookie cake a certain coach from Michigan sent a recruit. That was the all time travesty of all time. 

#32074

Super K update

***I know you’ve heard me mention the phrase “position of need” in reference to potential commits.

Just to be clear, in my estimation greatest positions of need are: running back, wide receiver and linebacker.

***Also, 2019 running back, Deondrick Glass (Katy, TX) is a reemerging name to watch. This will likely be contingent on what happens with Noah Cain and Trey Sanders.

My current feeling on Sanders remains Alabama. On Cain, again, I’ll need to write up my thoughts on him and let you all decide.

#32075
2 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

Do not forget the wonderful cookie cake a certain coach from Michigan sent a recruit. That was the all time travesty of all time. 

Lulz. Who could forget that masterpiece of geographical accuracy?

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#32076
36 minutes ago, spit said:

the next poster who mentions page 1000 or who shitposts to get to page 1000 is taking a timeout

New sherrifff in town?

#32077
4 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Super K update

 

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***I know you’ve heard me mention the phrase “position of need” in reference to potential commits.

Just to be clear, in my estimation greatest positions of need are: running back, wide receiver and linebacker.

***Also, 2019 running back, Deondrick Glass (Katy, TX) is a reemerging name to watch. This will likely be contingent on what happens with Noah Cain and Trey Sanders.

My current feeling on Sanders remains Alabama. On Cain, again, I’ll need to write up my thoughts on him and let you all decide.

 

That really clears things up. 

#32078
2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Dude, the SEC locked down the cake game years ago. There's no competing with this:
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When did Butthead get put on the $100?

#32079

Just watched Kennedy Lewis’ senior film. I still feel the same way about this guy. Big frame? Check. Track speed? Check. Great body control? Check. 

He looks like LJH going up for jump balls in the end zone. I thought this guy looked as good as any WR in the state and I still feel this way. 

This is the guy who normally goes to TCU and tortures us for 3-4 years. This one is obvious to me. 

#32080
1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Just watched Kennedy Lewis’ senior film. I still feel the same way about this guy. Big frame? Check. Track speed? Check. Great body control? Check. 

He looks like LJH going up for jump balls in the end zone. I thought this guy looked as good as any WR in the state and I still feel this way. 

This is the guy who normally goes to TCU and tortures us for 3-4 years. This one is obvious to me. 

Agreed, honestly have no idea what’s missing

#32081
1 minute ago, RGBIII said:

Agreed, honestly have no idea what’s missing

His commitment. But it seems that may be imminent from recent indications.

#32082
17 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Super K update

 

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***I know you’ve heard me mention the phrase “position of need” in reference to potential commits.

Just to be clear, in my estimation greatest positions of need are: running back, wide receiver and linebacker.

***Also, 2019 running back, Deondrick Glass (Katy, TX) is a reemerging name to watch. This will likely be contingent on what happens with Noah Cain and Trey Sanders.

My current feeling on Sanders remains Alabama. On Cain, again, I’ll need to write up my thoughts on him and let you all decide.

 

Did I miss us landing a center? Or more generally, an interior lineman.

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#32083
8 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Just watched Kennedy Lewis’ senior film. I still feel the same way about this guy. Big frame? Check. Track speed? Check. Great body control? Check. 

He looks like LJH going up for jump balls in the end zone. I thought this guy looked as good as any WR in the state and I still feel this way. 

This is the guy who normally goes to TCU and tortures us for 3-4 years. This one is obvious to me. 

I like him too. Out of curiousity though, what's the track speed? I see 10.8s, but is there another number out there I'm missing?

#32084
17 minutes ago, Fud said:

I like him too. Out of curiousity though, what's the track speed? I see 10.8s, but is there another number out there I'm missing?

Well, the reported times from his TCU camp. Not like an official number obviously. 

I guess the only piece I did not research is his level of competition. Anyone have any insight? 

#32085
6 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Well, the reported times from his TCU camp. Not like an official number obviously. 

I guess the only piece I did not research is his level of competition. Anyone have any insight? 

Seems poor in the hudl, but poor completion also usually means he doesn't get the best training 

#32086
1 minute ago, Newy25 said:

Well, the reported times from his TCU camp. Not like an official number obviously. 

I guess the only piece I did not research is his level of competition. Anyone have any insight? 

The area he’s in isn’t bad. They were in a good district with celina, argyle, Anna, Paris, and I think north Lamar. North Texas small schools are good with talent low star guys and also Melissa has a great head coach as well. But I think this kid would be good anywhere and the film supports that with his speed and route running. 

#32090
1 minute ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Preferred walk on, right?

Nah, upgraded Bru. He lost his spot. 

#32092
10 minutes ago, Newy25 said:

Coker is visiting this weekend according to the TCU 247 site. Secret visitor revealed. 

There's our interior lineman, I guess. Doesn't address center, but we need a decent body.

#32095
8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

There's our interior lineman, I guess. Doesn't address center, but we need a decent body.

I guess Hand/Herman figure they'll have Kersetter at center in 2020. Must get a war daddy center in the 2020 class. 

#32096

I had a premonition that Sanders wins the Heisman with Texas. If he doesn’t sign with Texas, it’s going to be difficult for that premonition to become reality. Therefore...

#32097
3 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I guess Hand/Herman figure they'll have Kersetter at center in 2020. Must get a war daddy center in the 2020 class. 

Parr is probably a Center.

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