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#32451

Staff and commits have message board posters and $9.95ers alike posting complete nonsense, chasing their tails linking a twitter pic to a cadre of 3-5* recruits. aka: REAL. RECRUITING.

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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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#32455

I thought the eno drop off in interest in us was independant if toneil falling in our laps, but I could be mistaken. Was that the same class as devwah whaley?

#32457
Just now, SydneyCarton said:

I thought the eno drop off in interest in us was independant if toneil falling in our laps, but I could be mistaken. Was that the same class as devwah whaley?

I think Devwah was the Errbody year. Kyle Porter replaced him....  :(

#32459
Just now, HermsMasseuse said:

Apparently there's a picture floating around of Kirby Smart leaving Trey Sander's visit looking really angry. Anyone got it?

Maybe it was every suburban 12 old boy from Georgia and the haircut got them confused.

#32460
Just now, HermsMasseuse said:

Apparently there's a picture floating around of Kirby Smart leaving Trey Sander's visit looking really angry. Anyone got it?

This is the flightaware level of recruiting tracking b

#32461
1 minute ago, HermsMasseuse said:

Apparently there's a picture floating around of Kirby Smart leaving Trey Sander's visit looking really angry. Anyone got it?

Fuck off aggy

#32462
3 minutes ago, HermsMasseuse said:

Apparently there's a picture floating around of Kirby Smart leaving Trey Sander's visit looking really angry. Anyone got it?

My Uber driver was saying something about this, he said the guy who works nights at 7/11 was driving to work and happened to capture the photo. He texted it to his girlfriend, while she was using the closest port-o-potty to her house, and she posted it on the interwebs.

#32463
I thought the eno drop off in interest in us was independant if toneil falling in our laps, but I could be mistaken. Was that the same class as devwah whaley?



Whaley was the class before. Eno was Herman’s transition class. Herman took Young and then Carter fell into his lap. Eno didn’t want to commit early and lost his spot.
#32466

 

8 minutes ago, Sgt. Slaughter said:

My Uber driver was saying something about this, he said the guy who works nights at 7/11 was driving to work and happened to capture the photo. He texted it to his girlfriend, while she was using the closest port-o-potty to her house, and she posted it on the interwebs.

I know a kid who is at school with Sanders right now and confirm that he is wearing a burnt-orange sweater.

#32467
3 minutes ago, HermsMasseuse said:

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This is what I'm referring. Trying to figure out what the picture he's talking about is.

Rule #1: disregard anything and everything LotusHorn says

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#32470
3 minutes ago, HermsMasseuse said:

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This is what I'm referring. Trying to figure out what the picture he's talking about is.

Lotushorn literally sits around making stuff up. I hope you do not read the National Enquirer as well. 

#32471
4 minutes ago, deech said:

 

I know a kid who is at school with Sanders right now and confirm that he is wearing a burnt-orange sweater.

I vaguely recall this reference, but can’t remember which player it was

#32472
1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

I vaguely recall this reference, but can’t remember which player it was

Ugh Walker little. 

Fucking kid reeled us in and most of us bit.

#32473
Just now, Butch Had Not said:

Ugh Walker little. 

Fucking kid reeled us in and most of us bit.

Ugh that’s right. Well that would be why I blocked it lol

#32476
4 minutes ago, HermsMasseuse said:

Aaaaand finally found the picture, y'all were a lot of help, thank you.

You didn't find shit.

#32481

I know he is full of shit, but playing along, how would he have that information?  The only people at all 3 in home visits was the Sanders family.  So, they timed the three visits and then told someone because....?

#32482
2 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

Good news guys. I just witnessed a lady drop her gift bag at the mall. It contained a glass mug, sounded like it shattered, and she looked like she was about to cry. However, she picked up the bag, opened it, only to find the item undamaged.

My point is, we may have dropped to Glass, and all cried, but he may be ok...

 

Poetic

#32483
13 minutes ago, Yesh said:

I know he is full of shit, but playing along, how would he have that information?  The only people at all 3 in home visits was the Sanders family.  So, they timed the three visits and then told someone because....?

He hacked the Ring cam. 

#32485
56 minutes ago, HermsMasseuse said:

Apparently there's a picture floating around of Kirby Smart leaving Trey Sander's visit looking really angry. Anyone got it?

Faget

#32488

 

I know this won’t be a popular opinion, but I just read the last 4-6 pages on here and it is fucking hilarious. The LotusHorn trolling and commentary; some rando showing up to school everyone on Glass, Saban and visits; the Glass news and non-news without even a vague consideration for the premise that there is no fucking need for secrecy regarding a visit from Glass; SydneyCarton inevitably remembering the wrong guy and 10 people rushing to correct him; and all of the secret visitor handwringing. Thanks guys. 

Also, the recruiting services are almost certain to fuck the handling of this visit up now that they know. 

#32489
3 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

I know this won’t be a popular opinion, but I just read the last 4-6 pages on here and it is fucking hilarious. The LotusHorn trolling and commentary; some rando showing up to school everyone on Glass, Saban and visits; the Glass news and non-news without even a vague consideration for the premise that there is no fucking need for secrecy regarding a visit from Glass; SydneyCarton inevitably remembering the wrong guy and 10 people rushing to correct him; and all of the secret visitor handwringing. Thanks guys. 

Also, the recruiting services are almost certain to fuck the handling of this visit up now that they know. 

Is it even a visit worth ruining or are we all just being strung along?

#32490

Lotus gets his fake credibility because he accidentally stumbled upon Carrigntons 2nd “Shh Tweet” 10 mins before he posted it. He referring to the first tweet. Of course he twisted it as if he had info and predicted the 2nd silent commit with inside info.

#32492
15 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

I know this won’t be a popular opinion, but I just read the last 4-6 pages on here and it is fucking hilarious. The LotusHorn trolling and commentary; some rando showing up to school everyone on Glass, Saban and visits; the Glass news and non-news without even a vague consideration for the premise that there is no fucking need for secrecy regarding a visit from Glass; SydneyCarton inevitably remembering the wrong guy and 10 people rushing to correct him; and all of the secret visitor handwringing. Thanks guys. 

Also, the recruiting services are almost certain to fuck the handling of this visit up now that they know. 

Unpopular? This is easily the best day on this board in weeks. I'm having a blast.

#32493
9 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

Lotus gets his fake credibility because he accidentally stumbled upon Carrigntons 2nd “Shh Tweet” 10 mins before he posted it. He referring to the first tweet. Of course he twisted it as if he had info and predicted the 2nd silent commit with inside info.

This is not it Chief. His bs goes back way before Sanders 

#32495
29 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

I know this won’t be a popular opinion, but I just read the last 4-6 pages on here and it is fucking hilarious. The LotusHorn trolling and commentary; some rando showing up to school everyone on Glass, Saban and visits; the Glass news and non-news without even a vague consideration for the premise that there is no fucking need for secrecy regarding a visit from Glass; SydneyCarton inevitably remembering the wrong guy and 10 people rushing to correct him; and all of the secret visitor handwringing. Thanks guys. 

Also, the recruiting services are almost certain to fuck the handling of this visit up now that they know. 

I think this has actually been one of the more fun days on this board. In your opinion is this visitor even worth all of the handwringing? 

#32496
5 minutes ago, texifornia said:

 

Cool pictures. About time they took them somewhere other than in front of the big bright white spoty wall thing. 

#32497
39 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 

I know this won’t be a popular opinion, but I just read the last 4-6 pages on here and it is fucking hilarious. The LotusHorn trolling and commentary; some rando showing up to school everyone on Glass, Saban and visits; the Glass news and non-news without even a vague consideration for the premise that there is no fucking need for secrecy regarding a visit from Glass; SydneyCarton inevitably remembering the wrong guy and 10 people rushing to correct him; and all of the secret visitor handwringing. Thanks guys. 

Also, the recruiting services are almost certain to fuck the handling of this visit up now that they know. 

Cool, so the secret visitor is Leal, carrying around Dylan Wright in a basket like Luke Skywalker hauling around Yoda...?

#32499
22 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Cool, so the secret visitor is Leal, carrying around Dylan Wright in a basket like Luke Skywalker hauling around Yoda...?

Wrong. Kyler Murray is grad transferring to us.

#32500
1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

 

I know this won’t be a popular opinion, but I just read the last 4-6 pages on here and it is fucking hilarious. The LotusHorn trolling and commentary; some rando showing up to school everyone on Glass, Saban and visits; the Glass news and non-news without even a vague consideration for the premise that there is no fucking need for secrecy regarding a visit from Glass; SydneyCarton inevitably remembering the wrong guy and 10 people rushing to correct him; and all of the secret visitor handwringing. Thanks guys. 

Also, the recruiting services are almost certain to fuck the handling of this visit up now that they know. 

You're not wrong, just gonna add though that if it's Glass who is the visitor, then there's plenty of reason to keep it secret because of his recruitment with okie state (word on the street is he's a silent commit).

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