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#32851
1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Cain at little UT

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I don't know why but it looks almost comically sad. Like Disney Channel original show level lame.

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#32854

Roach also hints that Arkansas is using the Zach Smith story to negatively recruit against Herman.

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#32857
5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Roach also hints that Arkansas is using the Zach Smith story to negatively recruit against Herman.

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This makes sense. Chad Morris (while at SMU) and Tom Herman (while at UH) hated each other's guts. Old grudges die hard and what not.

#32858
10 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Roach also hints that Arkansas is using the Zach Smith story to negatively recruit against Herman.

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They just had a player arrested for selling drugs and guns.

#32860
6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

NSD1 is Wednesday. Hold it together.

Wednesday is also the day your mom better have my money. I’ve been pimping her out to the rest of the board.

#32861
12 minutes ago, satyanash said:

Roach also hints that Arkansas is using the Zach Smith story to negatively recruit against Herman.

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Fatterson is known to say an unkind word or two about Texas as well.  TCU still recruiting Catalon too.

#32862

There are other vices in Austin that they could be worried about. That comment doesn't really suggest anything about the Zach Smith situation.

#32864
4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Can't remember.... why is Langston Anderson going to Baylor instead of Texas??  Did Horns stop recruiting him?

#32865
Just now, LTtxfan said:

Can't remember.... why is Langston Anderson going to Baylor instead of Texas??  Did Horns stop recruiting him?

It didn't seem like we recruited him with much gusto in the first place.

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#32867
7 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

There are other vices in Austin that they could be worried about. That comment doesn't really suggest anything about the Zach Smith situation.

You don't read, are dense, or both.

#32869

Methheads per capita in Austin, Arkysaw or Fort Worth.  Arkysaw wins going away.   Tulsa would win, but they have no shot.  

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#32870
9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

It didn't seem like we recruited him with much gusto in the first place.

Poz rep for appropriate usage of “gusto”.

#32871
6 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

Methheads per capita in Austin, Arkysaw or Fort Worth.  Arkysaw wins going away.   Tulsa would win, but they have no shot.  

I had some peach moonshine last weekend so this hits close to home.

#32872
13 minutes ago, satyanash said:

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Last year it was the Chip brown article and players negatively recruiting on visits. This year it's bullshit that every coach does. 

#32877
17 hours ago, rvm96 said:

Tennessee has been very good at making 5* recruits look bad lately when they get to their campus 

Well it's Tennessee.... Their entire history sucks, so it's not like their prospects are going to change what is already a human toilet with classes. They're Appalachia aggy for a reason 

#32878
2 hours ago, UDontKnow said:

Lol @ Suchomel. Higgins is going Tree and I can't blame him as it's the educational opportunity of a lifetime. One of these days, we'll start beating Stanford for football 'croots.

How is Stanford beating us for recruits?

#32880
1 minute ago, GRHorn said:

How is Stanford beating us for recruits?

Players who grew up wanting to be firemen see more opportunities for internships in CA than in TX.

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#32881
Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Well it's Tennessee.... Their entire history sucks, so it's not like their prospects are going to change what is already a human toilet with classes. They're Appalachia aggy for a reason 

Uh, no?

#32883
1 hour ago, Katfid54 said:

Wow, guys. Lots of great work over the afternoon today. You guys covered some fertile ground. 

What, did we not reach our daily quota of gifs from The Office? You can rectify that. 

#32884
21 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:


Listen. You need to shut your mouth and drown your sorrows at Iron Horse or Outskirts.

Outskirts closed bitch

#32885
3 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

How is Stanford beating us for recruits?

Solomon Thomas, Obi Eboh, Walker Little...if I haven't missed anyone else on the list, the next in line will be Elijah Higgins.

#32887
Just now, UDontKnow said:

Solomon Thomas, Obi Eboh, Walker Little...if I haven't missed anyone else on the list, the next in line will be Elijah Higgins.

Branson Bragg 😫

#32888
15 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

Personally I think pride when coaches like Chad Morris have to negatively recruit Texas. And if Zach Smith is gonna be the ammo they choose. Awesome.

I'll say it again. If a player cites that as a reason, they weren't coming here anyway.

#32889
4 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

How is Stanford beating us for recruits?

They got an underperforming Walker Little and his itchy brother Branson Bragg.  They might get Higgins too.  

#32890
1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

When you're the fake UT, your history sucks.

Cool, don’t need to count on anything reasonable from your handle anytime soon 

#32892
Just now, Butch Had Not said:

I'll say it again. If a player cites that as a reason, they weren't coming here anyway.

And how do you know this? There's no way you, I, or anyone else would know how much of a factor it plays. It's just a rationalization.

#32896
15 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Maybe I’m just getting old but how could you not want to play for a coach that snorted blow off a stripper’s ass WITH HIS WIFE?

I hate to say this, but wasnt the strippers tits with blow some story from a guy on Smiths timeline? while i'd love to see mrs herman do this, and i've had that in my spank bank ever since the story was told. some anonymous twitter dude isnt really a solid basis for information. however salacious

#32898
4 minutes ago, randygilman said:

Cool, don’t need to count on anything reasonable from your handle anytime soon 

I must say I'm truly saddened by this news from someone I never see post. I don't know how I'll go on. 

#32899
5 minutes ago, lemonandaturd said:

They got an underperforming Walker Little and his itchy brother Branson Bragg.  They might get Higgins too.  

when Little falls in the draft due to him not developing, thatll be a hell of a tool  for us to recruit against. cant wait for that draft. 

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#32900
3 minutes ago, satyanash said:

And how do you know this? There's no way you, I, or anyone else would know how much of a factor it plays. It's just a rationalization.

I don't but these guys know where they are going most of the time. If you have to rationalize a stupid rumor, heresay, bullshit, to not go somewhere, you are just looking for reasons not go.

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