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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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#41552
2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Read the last three pages, and if you're not retarded or 65+, you won't need an explanation.

Hurl all the insults you want to make it look like you are not full of shit. It's not working. 

#41555
4 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Read the last three pages, and if you're not retarded or 65+, you won't need an explanation.

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#41557
Just now, Tex Pete said:

Vince M-f'n Young last played college football at the Rose Bowl (greater LA), and still has a year of eligibility left.

VY IS walking back through that door.

 

Gif of little girl with fingers crossed needed

#41565
15 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

It is insane to me that there are still people who think the "big news" refers to Bru McCoy after what's been repeatedly posted on here over the last hour.

Honestly, Bru McCoy is going to Stanford, idiots.

#41566
Just now, Machinator said:

 

@OnAComputer, FIFY:

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To the A&M fans who are mad about the Longhorn ratings bumps, This time last year DeMarvin Leal was a mid-4-star and Tyler Johnson was a 5-star. Ratings fluctuate suck my balls.

 

#41567

The build up is already better than whatever the actual news will be. Old people getting all confused and angry, shitposting galore, just complete chaos. 

#41568
Just now, Katfid54 said:

To the A&M fans who are mad about the Longhorn ratings bumps, This time last year DeMarvin Leal was a mid-4-star and Tyler Johnson was a 5-star. Ratings fluctuate suck my balls.

Mountainhorn is going to hate you

#41570

USC’s board is more divided than UT’s has ever been, which is saying a lot. If today’s emergency meeting is going to deal with Swann, that must be way down on the list. 

#41571
2 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

The build up is already better than whatever the actual news will be. Old people getting all confused and angry, shitposting galore, just complete chaos. 

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#41572
1 minute ago, Bevo said:

Mountainhorn is going to hate you

I look forward to Draggy-ing my balls all over his face the next chance I get.

#41573
20 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

Read the last three pages, and if you're not retarded or 65+, you won't need an explanation.

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#41576
3 minutes ago, Barry_McCokiner said:

Was in a meeting, what did I miss?

Amon-Ra was transferring here from USC, but EJ posted a 5 letter acronym and Amon-Ra scuppered the deal.

#41578
33 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I don't even know what "practiced ambivalence" means. So you win on that one. Someone else used it the other day as well and I scratched my head and moved on. We're not all stoic geniuses here, sidis. You levitate above us all on that front.

thanks, bud!

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#41580
15 minutes ago, VaHorn said:

USC’s board is more divided than UT’s has ever been, which is saying a lot. If today’s emergency meeting is going to deal with Swann, that must be way down on the list. 

I noticed on their board that Darwin Barlow is considering switching his commitment to USC.  That would be good for us.

#41581
19 minutes ago, Hank Scorpio said:

The build up is already better than whatever the actual news will be. Old people getting all confused and angry, shitposting galore, just complete chaos. 

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#41582
6 minutes ago, rickyspub said:

Amon-Ra was transferring here from USC, but EJ posted a 5 letter acronym and Amon-Ra scuppered the deal.

I guess the next question is who is Bru closer to Amon-Ra or whiteboy Daniels?

#41584
Just now, Here’s the deal said:

I noticed on their board that Darwin Barlow is considering switching his commitment to USC.  That would be good for us.

Why would that be good for us?

 

#41585
Just now, Barry_McCokiner said:

Why would that be good for us?

 

Because he would be at a place that is not TCU, which is a team against whom we compete.

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#41586
27 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Should someone else maybe point out to those mouthbreathers going ape shit about Barton Simmons and 247 that 247's rankings have 4 of our commits ranked higher than their average composite ranking and 18 of ours ranked below their average composite ranking........so 247 is treating our commits the worst out of all the rankings that go into the composite.

#41588
1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Should someone else maybe point out to those mouthbreathers going ape shit about Barton Simmons and 247 that 247's rankings have 4 of our commits ranked higher than their average composite ranking and 18 of ours ranked below their average composite ranking........so 247 is treating our commits the worst out of all the rankings that go into the composite. 

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#41589
1 minute ago, Johnny Sack said:

Should someone else maybe point out to those mouthbreathers going ape shit about Barton Simmons and 247 that 247's rankings have 4 of our commits ranked higher than their average composite ranking and 18 of ours ranked below their average composite ranking........so 247 is treating our commits the worst out of all the rankings that go into the composite.

You'll just get some variation on "all of ours are properly- to under-ranked (Kenyon Greeeeeen), all of yours are BOMC over-starred powderpuffs"

#41591
4 minutes ago, texifornia said:

You'll just get some variation on "all of ours are properly- to under-ranked (Kenyon Greeeeeen), all of yours are BOMC over-starred powderpuffs"

The fact that so many of them think Spiller should be a five star is proof positive that they have no idea what they are doing.

#41593

Weird deal. No one knows shit. Makes me think it isnt directly related to us but we will like it. Or we are getting internet'd. 

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