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  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    There's more than just 2019 stuff in this update, but I'm not being paid to post, so I'm dumping it all here and you guys can do with it/disseminate it/ignore it as you like. Regarding the UA guy

  • Carl Winslow
    Carl Winslow

    word 😂 brooks not being a take clemson starting rb pistol whipped & robbed his own teammate he lead clemson to a national championship & 3 playoff appearances recruit to wi

  • RadiologyHorn
    RadiologyHorn

    Now Mpagi is better than Leal???!???    Guys tell me you’re trolling. Please tell me this isn’t real. I feel like I’m in a Seinfeld bizarro world episode. I can’t take this shit anymore. Whe

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#42803
4 minutes ago, austintx said:

Like so?

 

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Can we get a crying Jordan overlay on the original one? Possibly both in the corner and overlayed on that dude's face if you have the time?

#42807
2 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

Which, real or spectacular?

Spectacular. I remember being very disappointed when she let 'em loose in "Heavens' Prisoners" back in the day. The double whammy of being smallish and flat. 

#42809
1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

So would Harrell make a difference here?

I think it's gonna be one of those "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... can't get fooled again!"

#42811
2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

So would Harrell make a difference here?

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice, we won't get fooled again.  

 

I doubt it would tip the scale.  

#42813
Just now, HtownHorn said:

Ask Bo, he definitely knows.

Bru to Auburn?

Edited by CBHorn

#42815
3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I think it's gonna be one of those "Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on Bru"

Agreed

#42820
Just now, Rhinotx said:

Come on USC you're a west coast school you need a west coast offense. Shawn Watson is ready!

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#42821
7 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Apparently another USC WR, Keyshawn Young, is also transferring. 

Ho Lee Fuk

"won't be missed" 

Uhhh... he might be.

#42823

He means JT Daniels won't miss him with passes next year because he won't be on the team

#42824
10 minutes ago, Chrispy said:

Apparently another USC WR, Keyshawn Young, is also transferring. 

His middle name is Pie. 

USC Fans:

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#42825

It’s been confirmed that Helton wasn’t out recruiting yesterday, he was on campus. The meeting did happen.

#42829
20 minutes ago, TheFlyingBoat said:

Can we get a crying Jordan overlay on the original one? Possibly both in the corner and overlayed on that dude's face if you have the time?

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#42833
3 hours ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Had an early flight this morning and ran into Orlando at security at abia.  Felt like he was trying to keep a low profile, but dude sticks out like a sore thumb.  Strangely enough didn’t have anything with him.  Was around 440am.  Didn’t say anything to him but through flashed the horns to him and he returned it.  

Put your tinfoil hats on before you look up flight schedules and take it for what you will.

He was headed to Seattle to see Savell Smalls.

Edited by SizzleChest

#42834

Is it just me of have the Texas 9.95ers stayed very quiet through this? Outside of the initial TFB and EJ rumors/leaks its as if they have been told to shut the fuck up and somehow are actually abiding...

#42835
Just now, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Is it just me of have the Texas 9.95ers stayed very quiet through this? Outside of the initial TFB and EJ rumors/leaks its as if they have been told to shut the fuck up and somehow are actually abiding...

Hopefully they have Chip Brown locked in a closet with this mouth taped shut.

#42836
1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Is it just me of have the Texas 9.95ers stayed very quiet through this? Outside of the initial TFB and EJ rumors/leaks its as if they have been told to shut the fuck up and somehow are actually abiding...

Meh.  I think they're posting what they know/when they know it at this point.  But since Bru's name isn't in the portal and no one knows what happend at "the meeting," no one has anything to report.

Situation is hydraulics and shit.

#42837
1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Is it just me of have the Texas 9.95ers stayed very quiet through this? Outside of the initial TFB and EJ rumors/leaks its as if they have been told to shut the fuck up and somehow are actually abiding...

If it is that way it’s because they don’t know shit. These guys are paid to sell subscriptions not cover football or make friends with high school kids, that is their job, you can’t do that by keeping clamped up on breaking news.

#42841
1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Is it just me of have the Texas 9.95ers stayed very quiet through this? Outside of the initial TFB and EJ rumors/leaks its as if they have been told to shut the fuck up and somehow are actually abiding...

I mean what is there to say at this point.   Pretty sure all of the sites acknowledged the situation after EJ's dumbass went public now they are in limbo like everyone else.  Nobody is sitting on inside info at this point or it would be out there.

#42842
1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Hopefully they have Chip Brown locked in a closet with this mouth taped shut.

Hopefully due to this Bru stuff, or just in general? 

#42843
1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Hopefully they have Chip Brown locked in a closet with this mouth taped shut.

Where is Mike Leach when you need him.

#42844
1 minute ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Is it just me of have the Texas 9.95ers stayed very quiet through this? Outside of the initial TFB and EJ rumors/leaks its as if they have been told to shut the fuck up and somehow are actually abiding...

If they talk, it means they know he's transferring. If they don't talk, it means they're well disciplined and know he's transferring.

 

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#42845
6 minutes ago, austintx said:

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Beautiful. This is just getting nitpicky at this point and I'm sorry for wasting your time on this but would it be possible to get that guy's sshhhh finger out in front of the crying Jordan face? If not, that's totally cool because this is beautiful.

Edited by TheFlyingBoat

#42847
1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

There are a lot of gorgeous women in the world. I think I never tire of Kate because she usually looks so happy. It fits with her being our mascot for good things to come. It would be such a pleasure to be the man making her smile like that. Perhaps I am too much of a romantic, but there it is. 

This is the corniest thing ever posted on this website.

#42849
13 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Hopefully they have Chip Brown locked in a closet with this mouth taped shut.

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Bru -tleguese!

Edited by Daichee Bell

#42850
Just now, irishtexan said:

This is the corniest thing ever posted on this website.

He’s a weird dude. We’re all lucky he isnt live blogging his musings as he examines his stool. 

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